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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Never Wait for Seconds! (S09E09)

"Please say no if this is at all inappropriate,"
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"but Susie happened to mention this very same school, Pemberton Academy,"
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"You had donated some "Seinfeld" stuff there."
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"My assistant takes care of all that. I just, you know."
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"- Okay, I just didn't know if you knew somebody, or... - Nah, I really don't."
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"You know, I feel weird about sending him to boarding school anyway."
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"- Boarding school? - Yeah."
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"- How far away is it? - It's about an hour and a half."
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"I actually think it would be the best for him, but it would be hard for me"
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"- just to be rattling around-- - I completely agree with you."
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"- Do you, really? - It's gotta be the-- you know what?"
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"Get me a name, get me a number-- whatever I can do to help."
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"- No. - Yes!"
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"Give me some information, done!"
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"That's really nice of you, Larry."
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"Thank you so much. It's gonna be so good for him."
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"Look, if I can send him an hour and a half away, I'm... more than happy to."
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"We'd be-- we'd be twins."
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"That would be kind of hideous, wouldn't it?"
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"- Yeah, excuse me. What are you-- hold on. - No, no, I'm not going there."
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"We don't have it like that just yet, my friend."
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"- Hi, guys. - Hi."
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"Can I bring you some water while you wait?"
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"Still or sparkling?"
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"- Sparkling. Yeah. - Yeah, sparkling."
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"Thanks again for helping me out with the boarding school thing."
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"- Pemberton. - Pemberton, yes. Pemberton."
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"Oh, yeah, mm-hmm. Yeah, they're a great school."
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"They're-- they can-- they're just equipped to handle all kinds of special kids."
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"Has he been diagnosed by a doctor, or is this your opinion?"
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"How do you know?"
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"You can see in his behavior and what people have said, and, you know--"
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"he's, you know--"
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"- ( phone ringing ) - Oh."
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"- Hello? - Cesar: Señor Larry,"
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"it's Cesar from the office."
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"- Who? - Cesar!"
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"You gave me the tip and I didn't take it?"
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"Yeah?"
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"I'm here at the office building, fixing a leak,"
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"and I was just wondering, after I'm done,"
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"I could go to your office and watch the Argentina and Mexico game."
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"It's a very important game. It's for-- to qualify in the World Cup."
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"Why-- why-- why do you have to go-- why my office?"
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"- Yeah... yeah, okay. - Gracias, Señor Larry!"
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"I will not forget this. You are the man."
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"- This handyman in my office building... - Uh-huh."
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"...wants to go into my office to watch a soccer game."
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"so I feel like I'm a little obligated to let him watch the game."
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"- Hello! - Oh, hey!"
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"Sorry we're late."
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"- Yes, hi. - Hi. Marty Funkhouser."
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"So, I-- I just wanna say, before we begin,"
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"I-- I'd like to apologize for what happened between us."
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"That is not a true representation of who I am."
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"- Let's start fresh. - That means a lot to me. Okay."
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"- Yes! Yes! - Yes, let's do it."
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"Some sparkling water for the table?"
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"- You don't want sparkling? - No, get that out of here. Tap."
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"Water is water. We're not water snobs."
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"- Server: Very good. - Larry: We don't care."
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"While you bring the tap,"
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"bring us the best bottle of champagne"
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"you have in the house to drink."
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"- ( all cheering ) - Okay?"
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"We're gonna live it up!"
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"- ( chuckles ) - Yeah, you know, sure."
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"Thank you, Larry. I really appreciate your apology."
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"- Larry: Oh, yes. - No, it means a lot to me."
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"And some tap water for the table."
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"Tap water for the table. Look at this."
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"Ah, it really looks good."
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"( people chattering )"
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"- There's a line. - There's a line."
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"You can't just walk up here."
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"Come on, man, you're being rude."
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"- They're in line. - Man: You gotta get to the back, buddy."
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"One minute! Just a minute!"
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"- Larry, we're hungry. - Larry: We're all hungry."
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"But to make him wait"
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"another 10 minutes for a few measly potatoes?"
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"That's not how we do things here in America."
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"We don't wait for seconds! Never, never wait for seconds!"
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"- ( whispering ) - It's fine, it's good. It's fine."
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"Sir, I would be proud to serve you."
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"- What do you want? - Potatoes."
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"- Thank you. Thank you, sir. - Woman: Sure, sure."
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"- Woman: Enjoy. - Woman #2: Enjoy yourself."
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"Thank you. Thanks."
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"- we go right to the front. - Bridget: Straight to the front."
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"- Right? - Yep."
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"Boy, oh, boy. Ha, that's a lot of ketchup there."
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"I like ketchup."
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"- Here we go! - Living it up!"
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"I mean, you use too much ketchup, you know what happens?"
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"I wasn't saying there's a ketchup shortage,"
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"it's just that if everybody uses as much ketchup as you do,"
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"Mmm."
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"Funkhouser: Why are we talking about this?"
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"Watch me!"
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"Potatoes are delicious."
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"- Huh. - Larry: Yeah."
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"- Oh, my God! - Funkhouser: Don't do that, don't do that."
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"Can we get a wet towel, somebody?"
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"It's okay. Yeah, your sweater covers it fine."
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"You know, I-- I think I want-- I want to go home."
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"- No, Larry, it's not that bad. - You got a bad stain."
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"- Oh, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, go."
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"It's a "go home" stain, you know what I mean?"
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"- It was the fork. - I think it was the ketchup."
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"It was lovely to meet you. You seem lovely."
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"- One of those things. - Gosh, another time, I guess."
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"- Bye. - Bye."
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"Wow, I feel so bad."
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"That was a disgusting display."
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"You couldn't let the ketchup go."
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"- Couldn't let it go. - Oh, boy."
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"Guess what."
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"- ( door opens ) - ( footsteps approaching )"
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"for defending me in front of the mob."
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