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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Never Wait for Seconds! (S09E09)

"( kissing )"
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"I can't look at that. Take it away."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"and I'll come here and fix it right away, okay?"
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"Oh, Cesar, this is-- this is unprecedented!"
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"This is rarer than a man turning down sex, what you've just done."
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"( chuckles ) Me neither."
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"- Have a nice day. - Very commendable."
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"Just because of the tap water?"
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"- Tap water, yes. Tap water. - Wow."
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"( sighs ) He needs to see the butter."
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"It's not really your business, but to tell you the truth,"
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"it's imminent, okay?"
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"where I'm trying to get him in."
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"- That's fine, that's fine. - If I could help, I would, but I don't know."
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"I think it would be a fantastic thing for him."
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"- Larry: If I got those glasses... - Bridget: Yeah?"
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"Have you ever seen a couple with the same glasses?"
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"By the way, when I say couple, I'm not referring to us as a couple."
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"We're-- I-- you have not bought me the same glasses."
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"Ugh, boy, I can't tell you, I'm so relieved."
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"So, before I call the, um..."
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"Do they-- do they know about the, uh, Asperger's?"
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"Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"he's been diagnosed on the-- on the spectrum."
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"Okay."
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"Because you got all the channels, sir."
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"- Okay. - Who's that?"
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"I offered him a tip, but he didn't take the tip,"
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"It's tricky."
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"- Hi! - Hi, nice to meet you."
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"- Hi, great to meet you. - Great to meet you!"
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"No, no. We-- no, we don't want that. We want some tap water."
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"- Well, it's unfiltered. - Better."
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"Look at this beautiful tap water. We got some here..."
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"- Ah, look at that. - Mmm."
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"One-- one minute!"
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"Are you getting seconds?"
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"Yes, sir."
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"The man is getting seconds."
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"- It doesn't matter. - But that's not a rule."
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"I'm hungry, too!"
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"- Shame on you! Shame on all of you! - Okay."
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"You're welcome."
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"- Oh, I love that sound! - All right!"
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"- You like that? - I love that sound!"
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"I mean, the good thing here is that if we want seconds,"
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"Yeah, uh, it seems a little excessive, no?"
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"- Happiness, living it up! Okay? - Bridget: Cheers!"
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"They-- they convert to packs, to the little packets."
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"Is there a ketchup shortage? Like, "Oh, we're gonna run out of ketchup.""
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"they would stop buying it."
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"As a matter of fact, I think I need more ketchup."
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"- Bridget: Wow. - Hmm!"
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"There's no way she could finish all that ketchup. Is there?"
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"Funkhouser: Let's just change the subject, okay?"
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"- Marilyn: Oh, my God! Oh! - ( gasps )"
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"That's okay. It's okay, it's okay."
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"- It's just a really bad stain. - Yeah, go."
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"I'm gonna go home."
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"I'm just feeling very uncomfortable."
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"It's a-- it's a really bad stain."
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"- Let's not argue over this. - Marilyn: I'm so sorry."
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"Nice job, once again."
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"Who's paying for the expensive champagne?"
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"- Oh. - Yeah."
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"I want to thank you"
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"Oh, oh. Yes, of course."
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"I agree with you, Mr. David."
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"I should kill this man."
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"This man doesn't deserve to die."
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"My name is not important."
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"I know. I was-- I was excited for you."
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"By the way, this is-- what are we on? 10 hours now together?"
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"Believe me, once I get through with those Pemberton people,"
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"they're gonna beg this kid to go to that school."
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"- Do I wanna come in? - Mmm."
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"Because I'm feeling pretty grateful."
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"Hey, honey. Uh, I thought Nancy put you to bed."
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"Well, it's time for bed. It's past your bedtime."
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"- It's past his bedtime. - Bridget: Hey, now."
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"- Bridget: Eddie! Go. - Larry: That's a good one."
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"Guess that's that."
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"maybe you can-- you can get him to bed."
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"I got some gratitude sex coming to me, and you're not gonna ruin it."
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"and I'm gonna have sex with your mother."
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"Hello."
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"We had to leave, so I left."
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"I live it down, I don't live it up."
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"Apologize. I'm sorry!"
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"I don't mind you leaving early,"
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"- Okay? - That's a cash apology."
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"Why do you come to the office to apologize without offering the money?"
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"There's not even an offer!"
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"Let's go to lunch, talk it over."
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"- But unfortunately, I couldn't make it. - What?"
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"Yeah, my wife, she wanted me to do a bunch of chores in the house,"
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"Little Cesar's like Aquaman."
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"You flipped it! You flipped the tip!"
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"- Okay, Mr. Larry. - But the country club is out."
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"How about your pool?"
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"Hey..."
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"your pool working?"
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"Yeah."
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"Nice to meet you, Cesar."
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"Cesar: What time is good for you? 8:00 a.m.?"
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"- Funkhouser: Uh, let's make it 8:30. - Thank you, sir."
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"- That's his number. - Oh, thank you, Mr. Larry."
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"Gracias."
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"Larry David paid you for your services?"
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"Hell, yeah, he did."
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"Grazed, but not fatal."
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"So, Larry David went on a date with you"
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"At least."
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"Commendable."
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"the... big vagina?"
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"Yes. It's big."
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"And it opened up lyrically for me."
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"He also saved me from a marriage to a lesbian."
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"So, yeah..."
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