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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Focus Attenuation (S08E08)

"we could utilize quantum coupling."
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"Well, I wonder if anyone's tried that."
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"Go online and look it up."
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"Austria does look like a wiener."
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"Go check out how hung Florida is."
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"I'm sure Mrs. Florida's walking funny."
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"Can we get back to work?"
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"Oh, here's a thought."
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"What if we use some form of operant conditioning techniques"
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"Yeah, exactly."
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"those techniques were used to actually teach pigeons"
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"Some psychologists"
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"perform operant conditioning with punishment."
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"Maybe we can come up with a punishment"
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"for straying off topic."
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"Not getting to see who wins at pigeon ping-pong comes to mind."
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"We could snap a rubber band on our wrists"
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"every time we get sidetracked."
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"Mmm, not bad. You know, in medieval times,"
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"idle chatter was punished with a device called"
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"the scold's bridle."
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"It's an iron cage"
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"that's locked around the head and pierces the tongue."
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"Oh! I'll check Amazon."
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"We had a complaint"
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"about somebody pooping on a party in there!"
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"It was us the whole time!"
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"Why'd you tell her? It was working."
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"Was it working?"
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"We're having the best time."
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"Guess who won $100 playing craps."
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"That's a dollar."
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"Hey, Penny... hey, let's go."
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"We found a place that has Australian male strippers."
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"if they twirl their junk in the other direction."
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"Can you believe this nerd?"
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"Come on, do you want to sit here being a loser,"
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"or do you want to watch me climb"
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"into an Australian man's G-string"
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"like a baby kangaroo?"
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"All right, guys, look, I would love to go out,"
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"but I've got to get this done, okay?"
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"So have fun at the club. And if you get"
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"in trouble, find a policeman."
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"Okay, okay, this is obviously very important to her."
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"Let's just, we'll help her study so she can get done quicker."
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"Here... here, I'm gonna quiz you."
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"I'm gonna quiz you."
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"I got your notes!"
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"I got your notes! If you want these,"
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"they're gonna be at the strip club!"
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"Aren't you gonna chase her?"
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"whenever someone takes us off topic"
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"they get their arm hair yanked off."
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"And I really can't let that happen"
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"or the girl who does my eyebrows will think"
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"I've been cheating on her."
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"All right, now, one benefit of quantum coupling..."
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"Wait, no, question:"
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"who decides if someone's gone off topic?"
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"I think it'll be pretty clear. If not, we'll take a vote."
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"Oh, and also..."
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"W-We didn't vote!"
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"We didn't have to-- that was clearly a tangent."
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"Now come on. Back to work."
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"If we're leaning towards quantum coupling..."
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"That's a tangent and it's your fault."
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"Sheldon, I vote that is not a tangent."
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"Ow!"
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"Hey!"
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"Ooh, that is a lot of hair."
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"This was a stupid idea."
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"Negative reinforcement isn't working."
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"I think you mean positive punishment."
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"Negative reinforcement is the removal of a positive stimulus."
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"It's a common mistake."
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"Negative reinforcement is really wrong?"
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"Oh, it's used incorrectly all the time."
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"Even Bill Murray makes that mistake"
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"in the first scene of Ghostbusters."
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"No way. Not Bill Murray."
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"I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement"
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"Huh."
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"Bill Murray did get it wrong."
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"Jump ahead to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man."
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"We can't just jump ahead."
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"We keep procrastinating."
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"pigeons playing ping-pong,"
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"a bunch of countries that look like genitals"
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"and one guy whose genitals look like Denmark!"
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"Can we please find it in ourselves"
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"to do any amount of work tonight?"
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"So y-you're saying we should stand here"
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"in my lab on a Saturday night"
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"and watch the rest of Ghostbusters"
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"on a crappy laptop?"
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"No."
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"Yep. Shake that thing!"
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"Have you ever seen a body so fine?"
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"We had some pretty hot corpses in my anatomy class,"
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"Good morning."
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"You want to go to the pool?"
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"Only nerds and losers stay in the room."
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"Isn't it bright? I should probably close these curtains."
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"Nah. Bye!"
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"Okay."
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"How come we never did anything with it?"
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"You admit Amy's a distraction?"
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"Like our own science retreat."
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"Fine. Then we'll just stay here and do it."
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"♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪"
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"So, the guys and I are talking"
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"Yeah, one would assume, on getting out of the pit."
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"I feel like we're in the Facebook movie."
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"Cool. I'll make the popcorn."
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"I-I think I still have it."
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"I'm gonna set this down now."
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"Whoa."
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"the field of robotics really took a hit."
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