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Clips from The Big Bang Theory - The Focus Attenuation (S08E08)

"“Let's change the world” to “Let's watch TV.”"
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"I'm sorry. Is that a “no”?"
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"Didn't we used to have a list of all our ideas?"
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"Ah, here it is."
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"I haven't looked at these in years."
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"“Robot girlfriend.”"
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"Mm, that was mine."
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"Why would you need both a robot girlfriend"
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"and a robot prostitute?"
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"There's just some things you don't do"
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"with your robot girlfriend."
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"Okay, let's just skip"
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"“Ergonomic heated seat cushion”""
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"No, it vibrates. Keep going."
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"a number of significant innovations have been inspired"
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"by science fiction."
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"The-the geosynchronous satellite from Arthur C. Clarke."
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"The Motorola flip phone-- that came from Star Trek."
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"Yeah, and I've long suspected that the idea"
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"of an African-American president was stolen"
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"from the movie Deep Impact."
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"Hey,"
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"is only a year away."
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"A lot of the things in that movie haven't been invented yet."
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"If we could figure out the scientific basis"
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"for Marty's hover board,"
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"that would have universal application."
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"but we would have to remove"
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"Oh, I have an idea."
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"We got to watch Back to the Future II!"
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"So, where should we go first?"
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"Ooh."
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"There's a cover band in the lounge."
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"Nah. But they play Barry Manilow."
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"No. But they're called “Fairly Manilow”""
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"Great! No!"
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"Well, what do you want to do?"
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"Well, we're in Vegas."
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"I want to go downstairs, get a bucket of margaritas,"
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"dance until I vomit all over a roulette wheel"
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"and watch it go everywhere."
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"What if we don't want to vomit?"
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"Oh, you will. That's why they give you the bucket."
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"It's my boss."
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"They moved my field ride up to Monday."
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"What does that mean?"
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"I only have two days."
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"That sucks."
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"Can you start in the morning?"
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"and I'll catch up with you guys later."
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"So, um, now that Penny's not coming..."
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"We're not seeing Fairly Manilow. Okay."
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"Hold on. Pause."
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"Something doesn't make sense. Look..."
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"But as soon as he does that, he changes the future,"
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"so the 2015 he returns to would be"
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"a different 2015, not the 2015 that Marty and Doc were in."
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"This is Hot Tub Time Machine all over again."
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"right after he gives young Biff the almanac,"
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"Because it wasn't until his 21st birthday"
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"Wait. Whoa, whoa."
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"What do you mean?"
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"Is “placed” the right tense"
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"for something that would have happened in the future"
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"of a past that was affected by something from the future?"
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"Had will have placed?"
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"Okay, so, it wasn't until his 21st birthday"
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"that Biff had will have placed his first bet"
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"and made his millions."
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"What?!"
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"Unlike Hot Tub Time Machine,"
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"in which Marty and Doc Brown ever use the time machine"
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"Therefore,"
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"in the new timeline,"
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"Marty and Doc never brought the time machine..."
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"W-Wait."
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"Is “brought” right?"
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"Marty and Doc never had have had brought?"
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"I don't know. You did it to me."
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"Marty and Doc never had have had brought"
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"That means 2015 Biff could also"
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"Therefore, the timeline in which 1955 Biff gets the almanac"
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"is also the timeline"
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"in which 1955 Biff never gets the almanac."
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"And not just “never gets.”"
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"Never have, never hasn't, never had have hasn't."
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"He's right."
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"Also, what kind of name is Biff?"
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"Biff."
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"Oh, that stuff is so good wrapped around cocktail weenies."
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"Guys..."
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"Do you know that the word “wiener”"
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"comes from the German name"
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"Do you know if you look at Austria on a map"
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"it actually looks like a wiener?"
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"Guys, what are we doing?"
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"W-We sent the girls away"
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"so we could focus."
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"Maybe after this, you'll be in the mood for some Manilow."
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"I think after this, I'll be dead."
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"Look at us out,"
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"while Penny's in the room studying."
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"I'm proud of her."
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"It's nice to see her take it seriously."
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"It is."
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"Let's talk about us."
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"We're looking good."
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"Better than good."
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"We're always talking about how hot Penny is."
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"Come on-- scientist to scientist,"
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"how big are those Hadron Colliders?"
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"Oh, don't be embarrassed."
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"No, no, it's okay. I was born with it."
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"it makes my leg kick."
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"All right."
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"Oh, this is already better. There are"
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"far fewer distractions in here."
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"are conditioned to focus on work."
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"and maybe there's a way we could use Maglev technology."
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"Or if we could figure out a way to supercool the materials,"
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