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Clips from NewsRadio - Boston (S05E05)

"of what I was gonna tell 'em. Oh, yeah?"
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"Yeah, I was gonna tell 'em to aim high."
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"You know, keep-- Keep trying."
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"Dare to be different. And just do whatever it takes"
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"are they? No. No, they are not. No, sir."
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"What do you think got me where I am today?"
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"Oh, I shoulda known."
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"Dave?"
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"Lisa..."
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"I'm sorry. I wanna apologize for--"
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"We were really, really ragging on you hard before."
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"Whatever. No, I-- Okay."
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"and I'm sorry if I hurt you."
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"Like the way you're talking now."
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"Can we not bring my mother into this, please?"
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"Oh, no, I'm not. I was just thinking"
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"You must be embarrassed every time she opens her mouth."
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"'cause everyone in my family, ahem,"
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"talks like normal people."
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"And I guess we can't all be that lucky though, right?"
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"and so does my father, and so do my brothers."
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"Could you repeat?"
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"Matthew? Yeah?"
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"Do you like apples? Sure."
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"You spilled your popcorn. How do you like them apples?"
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"What? What's the big deal? Shhh."
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"What, do you wanna make out? No. No."
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"I know that, Joe."
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"But I tried talking to Lisa, okay?"
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"So you're just gonna have to fill in."
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"Do I have to act like a girl?"
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"Hey, good for you. Okay. Here's my problem."
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"I don't have carpal tunnel syndrome."
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"There's nothing wrong with my hands."
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"If you could act a little bit more like a girl..."
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"No. Effeminate man's my limit. Fine, let's go with that."
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"Okay. Honey, why'd you do such a silly thing as that?"
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"Okay, that's good. Okay. Good, good, good."
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"This morning, when I got up, I thought it'd be a great idea"
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"I didn't have time to take it off, so--"
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"So you wrapped your hands in bandages"
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"and faked a medical condition? Yeah."
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"Tell me what you think of this color."
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"I'm getting sick of these bandages."
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"It's fine."
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"Okay, is that the effeminate man talking"
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"or the man-man talking?"
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"I don't know."
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"I don't know."
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"It's really important"
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"Hey, kids."
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"Go, Grizzlies."
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"Drugs are bad, huh?"
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"I sure could use a drink though."
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"Yeah, why?"
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"LISA [OVER RADIO]: A stalker was found on Madonna's property."
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"A spokesman for the singer said she'd press charges."
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"WNYX newstime: half past 4."
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"No, it isn't wonderful, Max."
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"You mean, reconnecting Lisa with the sweet, brave child"
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"No. Uh-uh. I mean-- I mean screwing up Lisa's accent so--"
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"Oh, that."
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"An unfortunate side effect."
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"Oh, forget it. I gotta do everything myself."
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"Get lost, Max."
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"No, I have some wonderful advice for the kids."
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"What--? What is it? "Give up"? "Life sucks"?"
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""Get cancer early and often"?"
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"No. What happened to you?"
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"I'm sorry. I've just had a little bit too much advice"
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"from the people around here today."
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"Taking advice from a bunch of losers."
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"They are not losers, Max."
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"Then why did they end up working here?"
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"this is not such a bad place to work."
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"Okay-- These people had tough breaks"
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"but they've made the best of it. Okay--"
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"I won't have you say because they work here, they are losers."
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"All right, well, what's your advice for the kids, Max?"
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"I just wanted to tell them that it's okay to be a loser."
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"'Cause I'm one, and it's worked out pretty good for me."
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"JIMMY: Again. "Some centaurs, sir.""
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"No, again."
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"Some centaurs--"
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"Hey, Dave, you finish that speech?"
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"Uh, just about. Yeah, I-I think I finally got it figured out."
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"Good. F-feeling good about it, really."
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"What'd you decide--? No!"
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"What? Sorry. Force of habit."
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"I'll leave you to it. Okay. Again."
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"Okay. Some centaurs--"
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"No. Again."
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"I can help you fix that. Oh, no, thanks, Max."
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"No, no, not her. You. What about me?"
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""Again." Say it. Again."
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"Ocala, Florida. Am I right? Yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"What I'm trying to say is that..."
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"no matter how well you think you know someone, look deeper."
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"Even your closest friends have layers of complexity"
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"that you can't imagine."
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"And understanding them,"
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"I mean, really understanding them"
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"is the key to compassion"
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"and to friendship."
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"Thank you, Grizzlies."
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"And most of all, thank you, Mr. Thernstrom."
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"Profound words. Yes, class?"
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"Of course you are, but it's time for your medication."
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"Very well. Class dismissed."
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"And second, they're called "dairies", not cheese mills."
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"All right, fine. Yeah. Okay. Thank you."
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"So I chose Applied Mathematics."
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"I only lived there till I was 7. How'd you know that?"
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"I thought you could logically reason your way"
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"So she had to sneak food out of the dining hall and she--"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah. L-let's think about that for a second."
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"I'll tell you what you tell the little snots."
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"Will you call the doctor and get him to see Lisa right away?"
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"trying to cover this God-awful Boston accent."
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