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Clips from NewsRadio - Boston (S05E05)

"Really, Dave? Uh, like what?"
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"All the free cheese you could smuggle out in your overalls?"
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"[LAUGHS]"
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"Whatever, Dave. And five,"
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"Something cynical urbanites like yourselves overlook."
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"No, it's true. I, uh-- I happen to have a pair of overalls"
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"I thought you wore your footy pajamas on the weekends?"
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"I like to sling on a pair of overalls"
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"a few words of advice on videotape for them."
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"My-- My English teacher asked me to."
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"No. He abhorred a cliché."
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"gone over big at the cheese mill,"
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"Thank you, sweethea-- Mm-hm."
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"Oooh, boy, that's terrible. People get that from, uh,"
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"No, he's not in right now, but could I take a message?"
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"Okay, go ahead. But could you speak slowly?"
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"[♪]"
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"Help me fix what, Max?"
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"Yeah, of course you do."
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"It's a classic example of a sibilant S."
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""No, I mossst certainly do not have a sssibilant S.""
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"That's not how I sound."
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""That's not how I sssound." Stop it."
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"I'm just trying to help you."
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"Relax, dude. It's gonna be fine."
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"And, dude, if anyone ever needed one, it was her."
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"I love it when she says "seesaw"."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Greetings, fellow Grizzlies."
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"Well, you're one of the best"
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"self-educated electricians/ conspiracy theorists."
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"You said it was a spawning ground"
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"Not every college. Just Ohio State."
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"Anyway, when I was in college, all right, I didn't wanna"
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"pick any one of those easy majors like--"
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"Yeah, that's why after a year and a half I flunked out."
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"Aim low."
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"I wouldn't be wasting my homemade duct tape on--"
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"I've seen this before."
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"And then when you were 7 you moved to--"
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"Max, that makes no sense."
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"Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir."
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"No, we're not."
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"No, don't--"
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"Some centaurs saw a saucer. Again."
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"Now 5000 more times."
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"what I-- What I mean--"
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"Mr. Jimmy James. Hi."
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"to buy 'em at the drugstore"
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"Yeah, my high school sweetheart Margie."
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"what would have happened if you had followed your heart?"
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"I quit my job. I lit off for Oregon,"
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"I moved into her dorm room with her. Oh."
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"you know, dodging mortar shells in Southeast Asia."
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"Beth, just--"
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"[BOSTON ACCENT] I spent three years in speech therapy"
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"[♪]"
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"personal anecdotes for one day."
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"So everyone's laughing at me."
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"Which you continue to do to this day, right?"
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"This? Yeah, what the hell do you call"
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"[LAUGHS] "Computah.""
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"Ha-ha-ha. It's not funny, you guys. It's not--"
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"I'm sorry, don't you mean a "pencil"?"
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"Swimmingly. Couldn't be better. Don't need any advice."
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"That's the exact opposite"
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"[BEEPS]"
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"Um..."
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"Thank you."
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"What? You know, ugly."
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"what if your mom talked like that?"
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"Matthew, I have a wicked short fuse today, okay?"
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"No, no, no. I was just thinking, I guess I'm lucky"
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"Okay, yes. My mother talks like this,"
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"I'm sorry, I didn't understand a word of that."
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"Me-- Me no like."
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"Okay? I need you for a little girl talk."
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"Uh, Beth, I'm not a girl."
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"When she said "heart-to-heart," I started laughing."
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"If you want to. Well, I don't."
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"to mix all my nail polish colors together to see what I got."
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"that you make out with me right now!"
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"Dave, where's Max?"
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"Isn't it wonderful?"
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"at the core of her inner self?"
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"so I'll pull her off the air, so you can ask for a raise."
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"Oh, well, there's your problem. What?"
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"Okay, Max, first off,"
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"And second off, why does anyone end up anywhere, all right?"
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"Y-you start out in one direction and you end up someplace else."
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"[♪]"
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"No, again."
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"You've done enough damage already."
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"Just south of the railroad tracks?"
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"Your boyhood home had a wooden floor."
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"Look, son, you try that "rain in Spain" crap on me,"
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"I'll be on you like ugly on a ape."
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"On an ape. Max."
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"Leaving."
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"and to forgiveness"
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"And inspired stuff."
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"Mr. Thernstrom? I'm in the middle of a class."
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"All right, thanks, everybody,"
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"but I've got the speech worked out, okay?"
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"How about this? "After you graduate, get out of Wisconsin"
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"or you'll wind up working at the cheese mill all your life.""
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"Well, first off, that-- That isn't true. All right?"
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"And third, a lot of them have good employee benefits."
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"Okay, four, not everyone in Wisconsin wears overalls."
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"the overalls are a very comfortable, functional garment"
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"for the working man."
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"that I wear on the weekends. Mmm."
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"Oh, yeah, sure, I do, but, you know, when I go out"
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"over my pj's and really let her rip."
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"So, what's going on?"
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"Dave has to give a speech"
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"to the kids at his high school."
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"I'm just putting down"
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"Oh. Couldn't get out of it, huh?"
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"I had no desire to."
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