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Clips from Jane the Virgin (2014) - Chapter Thirty-Seven (S02E02)

his mother was a crime lord.

"his mother was a crime lord."

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I know, cray-cray, right?

"I know, cray-cray, right?"

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Derek Ruvelle, son of Rafael's

"Derek Ruvelle, son of Rafael's"

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Our buddy Derek disappeared the day after

"Our buddy Derek disappeared the day after"

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international telenovela star Rogelio de la Vega

"international telenovela star Rogelio de la Vega"

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was kidnapped by his biggest fan.

"was kidnapped by his biggest fan."

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Such bad luck, right?

"Such bad luck, right?"

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And I don't want to mistake correlation for causation,

"And I don't want to mistake correlation for causation,"

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- _ - but here we are today.

"- _ - but here we are today."

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Well, they're not in a comic book, but yes, basically.

"Well, they're not in a comic book, but yes, basically."

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They haven't been in the same room

"They haven't been in the same room"

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the myth, the legend.

"the myth, the legend."

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- _ - He just stepped into a meeting

"- _ - He just stepped into a meeting"

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No!

"No!"

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Something is definitely wrong.

"Something is definitely wrong."

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I got to be frank... last thing I wanted is another advisee.

"I got to be frank... last thing I wanted is another advisee."

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"_"

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But I do hope you keep an open mind.

"But I do hope you keep an open mind."

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Careful, Jane, you're running out

"Careful, Jane, you're running out"

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who talk about something other than a man?

"who talk about something other than a man?"

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Like, for instance, you, Jane,

"Like, for instance, you, Jane,"

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Translation: Jane will certainly check

"Translation: Jane will certainly check"

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to make sure her work passes the test.

"to make sure her work passes the test."

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- Hey, Petra, can you... ? - Sure.

"- Hey, Petra, can you... ? - Sure."

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And, um, I needed water, room temperature.

"And, um, I needed water, room temperature."

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because of my platelet problem.

"because of my platelet problem."

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is how much they love you.

"is how much they love you."

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we want to discuss.

"we want to discuss."

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Just go back inside and talk to them.

"Just go back inside and talk to them."

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and a smoothie, and we split an Orange Zinger,

"and a smoothie, and we split an Orange Zinger,"

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- We'll be fine. - I was planning on staying over.

"- We'll be fine. - I was planning on staying over."

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Don't go off with him alone.

"Don't go off with him alone."

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Maybe once Mateo's in college.

"Maybe once Mateo's in college."

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Let me know when you see him.

"Let me know when you see him."

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"_"

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"_"

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- Finally. - Okay, good.

"- Finally. - Okay, good."

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Bechdel test, take two.

"Bechdel test, take two."

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"_"

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"_"

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"_"

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Okay, this could totally be explained

"Okay, this could totally be explained"

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Not entirely true.

"Not entirely true."

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Good question. Let me go check on her.

"Good question. Let me go check on her."

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Stop.

"Stop."

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Now, that nice man travelled a long way to see you

"Now, that nice man travelled a long way to see you"

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Wait, what?

"Wait, what?"

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And here is where we left off.

"And here is where we left off."

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The dramatic skyline, the sound of the ocean behind us...

"The dramatic skyline, the sound of the ocean behind us..."

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It's fine!

"It's fine!"

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Dad was kidnapped.

"Dad was kidnapped."

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Oh.

"Oh."

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And now my daughter's fiancé. I'm so happy for you two!

"And now my daughter's fiancé. I'm so happy for you two!"

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I'm getting calls from big people.

"I'm getting calls from big people."

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Good morning.

"Good morning."

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The band canceled for the live music series.

"The band canceled for the live music series."

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But, hey, if you want to go upstairs, by all means.

"But, hey, if you want to go upstairs, by all means."

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Should we open it, Mateo?

"Should we open it, Mateo?"

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more than slightly offensive.

"more than slightly offensive."

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"_"

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Tongue.

"Tongue."

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Oh. Hey, Dad. I just came by

"Oh. Hey, Dad. I just came by"

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and their corresponding facial expressions.

"and their corresponding facial expressions."

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But sexy wounded.

"But sexy wounded."

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Which Jane understood, after all.

"Which Jane understood, after all."

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I was accidentally artificially inseminated.

"I was accidentally artificially inseminated."

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On the bright side,

"On the bright side,"

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It's okay. It's fine.

"It's okay. It's fine."

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for Rafael, I told Michael.

"for Rafael, I told Michael."

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Yeah, and then threw him aside, no second thoughts.

"Yeah, and then threw him aside, no second thoughts."

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Whoa. This must be

"Whoa. This must be"

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And now you want my son

"And now you want my son"

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to help raise this other guy's kid?

"to help raise this other guy's kid?"

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Enough.

"Enough."

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and I love Jane. Way too much

"and I love Jane. Way too much"

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"_"

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Just that...

"Just that..."

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And her freakin' advisor.

"And her freakin' advisor."

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Yeah, well, the mom thing isn't really an option.

"Yeah, well, the mom thing isn't really an option."

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Yup. It sure is.

"Yup. It sure is."

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What?

"What?"

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It's not about them liking me!

"It's not about them liking me!"

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- this isn't a good time. - No, no, no, please,

"- this isn't a good time. - No, no, no, please,"

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Sorry about that.

"Sorry about that."

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Apparently

"Apparently"

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Of course. Family matters.

"Of course. Family matters."

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It was also a mantra Rafael was leaning on in this moment.

"It was also a mantra Rafael was leaning on in this moment."

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where people did illegal surgeries.

"where people did illegal surgeries."

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Fine.

"Fine."

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Wait. No. What did Michael say?

"Wait. No. What did Michael say?"

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It's safe to say this

"It's safe to say this"

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saying it out loud...

"saying it out loud..."

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because I'm trying to build a social media dynasty.

"because I'm trying to build a social media dynasty."

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And with Michael's words ringing in his ears,

"And with Michael's words ringing in his ears,"

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Rogelio de la Vega, and the story you're about to hear,

"Rogelio de la Vega, and the story you're about to hear,"

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But then again, you know,

"But then again, you know,"

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- Be up in a second. - You'll recall,

"- Be up in a second. - You'll recall,"

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And I sat out here, man.

"And I sat out here, man."

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Ran half marathons twice a year,

"Ran half marathons twice a year,"

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'Cause I suddenly had no family.

"'Cause I suddenly had no family."

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I'll go inside. I'll give you guys some privacy. I'll just...

"I'll go inside. I'll give you guys some privacy. I'll just..."

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I am so sorry I missed the party.

"I am so sorry I missed the party."

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You know, I'm turning over a new leaf.

"You know, I'm turning over a new leaf."

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- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

"- Yeah. - Mm-hmm."

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"_"

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"I liked your material."

""I liked your material.""

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Yeah. Get it. Work, work.

"Yeah. Get it. Work, work."

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You are being played.

"You are being played."

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I'm done.

"I'm done."

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Well, I meant it.

"Well, I meant it."

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I don't know if I like this.

"I don't know if I like this."

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"_"

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"_"

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Oh.

"Oh."

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"_"

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Where's Abuela?

"Where's Abuela?"

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Is that what they mean when they say

"Is that what they mean when they say"

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that a house is settling or whatever?

"that a house is settling or whatever?"

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Maybe it's the air conditioning?

"Maybe it's the air conditioning?"

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