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Clips from Succession (2018) - Sad Sack Wasp Trap (S01E01)

"That'd be a good name for your autobiography,"
Succession (2018)
"if they did books by jerks."
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"God, you're pathetic."
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"He apologized. Sure, man. Yeah."
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"He didn't apologize when he hit our au pair with his car."
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"He wants me to show you the ropes."
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""It was her fault for being too short," he said."
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"Nothing else? What do you mean?"
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"I mean, in terms of what went up there."
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"Because first it's a finger, then it's a fist."
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"Then it's a dildo shaped like Richard Nixon."
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"Ohh. Fuck this!"
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"A man wouldn't be getting this."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Yeah, agreed. Hundred percent."
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"But for us, now,"
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"this isn't gonna go away,"
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"so we need to be clear, we need to know the details."
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"I think you need to talk to your husband again."
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"It's not going away because ATN won't let it go away."
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"So I think you should talk to your father."
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"I just hope the seating plan holds."
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"If it does..."
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"look out, Middle East,"
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"'cause I can fix anything."
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"I just want you to know"
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"you're the best damn bunch of people"
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"I ever had the honor to work for."
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"Thank you very much."
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"It's like Mandela fucked Santa and gave birth to Bill."
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"Thank you, everybody."
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"Did you hear about Logan?"
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"Uh, uh-huh. Yeah, I knew."
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"Thank you."
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"Get in here already, before it's time for me to retire."
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"Hey, Bill! Sorry about all that."
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"No problem, Bill! I just hope one day"
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"I can eventually inspire similar affection."
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"Uh, this is,"
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"this is Greg,"
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"Oh. I'm actually a part of the fam..."
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"Doesn't need to hear your life story, Greg."
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"But listen, before I do the final photo,"
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"there's a... thing I need to mention."
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"Cool. You know, just us?"
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"Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah?"
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"Great to meet you. Yeah. Thanks for understanding."
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"Thank you, Bill. You're welcome."
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"OK. So, uh..."
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"I've turned off the Wi-Fi, and..."
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"anything with my handwriting on it."
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"I think someone has been watching"
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"a few too many spy movies since they retired, eh, Bill?"
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"Ah. Here."
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"This, uh, this is the number"
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"of a set of storage files in the depository,"
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"something that... It's not a big deal,"
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"but it needs to be handled,"
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"and, uh... you're in the family."
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"that is the intermediary,"
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"and this is the person outside the firm"
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"that we've been using as a firewall"
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"Uh... uh-huh."
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"It's not a big deal, Tom."
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"Right, but what is it, Bill?"
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"Well..."
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"You... you have two viable options."
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"I can tell you everything, and that's fine."
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"Or I can not tell you, and... you wouldn't know,"
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"and then you can steer clear of the whole death pit."
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"And that would be fine, too."
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"Uh-huh. So, I mean,"
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"the nice news is, either way, both ways, everything is fine."
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"Just keep the nuclear rods cool, nothing's gonna blow."
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"OK, so... there's the death pit,"
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"and at the bottom of the death pit there's nuclear rods?"
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"Well..."
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"You want to give me the good news now, Bill?"
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"Um..."
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"Excuse me."
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"Photographer's ready. Terrific!"
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"print."
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"OK, you need to tell Dad to back the fuck off."
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"Hey, shouldn't you be at 1 OAK or something by now?"
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"You know he rehired Frank to babysit me?"
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"I don't need a babysitter. OK? Especially one I don't get to fuck."
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"Seriously? Yes."
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"Frank is back? Yeah. I mean, you're CEO."
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"Can he even do that?"
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"I don't..."
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"It's... It's a question."
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"OK, well, have a talk with him,"
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"tell him to butt out,"
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"because we are running the show now."
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"Tell him he needs to go back to bed"
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"and eat some soup, get some rest."
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"Look, relax, OK?"
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"The, uh, you know,"
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"before it wipes him out. But look,"
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"hey... you're doing a great job."
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"Thank you. Thanks, man."
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"I know it, bro. Tell me about it."
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"Do you want some help? I can help you,"
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"we can tag-team it on Dad's speech at Sad Sack Wasp Trap."
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"Um, I guess, yeah,"
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"I mean, it is a CEO thing,"
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"so, I mean, like I have a whole thing prepared"
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"with jokes, and so... You're doing jokes?"
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"Why does everyone keep saying that? I'm funny."
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"Yup. I'm sure you're gonna kill it."
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"How's that gonna look? CEO can't even get an ugly sister to go to the ball?"
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"You know who I'd like to take? Hmm?"
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"Anna Newman. That blonde chick from ATN?"
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"The bl... Oh, shit, yeah! I'd fuck that in a minute."
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"Take her. It's not cool. I'm her boss."
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"Oh, come on, what a pathetic beta-cuck."
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""Uh, excuse me, uh, would it be cool,""
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"'cause I have something very secret in my pants."
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""Would it be OK to show, please? Or is that a trigger warning?""
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"Jesus, Roman, you're a walking fuckin' lawsuit."
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