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Clips from Three's Company - Janet's Promotion (S02E02)

"Hi. I mean, "Hi.""
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"Hi. Is Janet here? I'm Chloe Stoutmeyer."
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"Oh. You're Chloe. Yeah. I should have known you anywhere."
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"Come on in. I'm Jack."
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"Oh. Chrissy, this is Chloe. Chloe, this is Chrissy."
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"How nice. Janet, you have a visitor! It's your manager."
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"I suppose you wanna know why I wasn't at work today."
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"No. I came to say good-bye. I'm quitting."
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"You're quitting?"
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"Would you like to sit down, Chloe?"
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"Thank you. Sure."
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"I know now why I got that manager's job."
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"Mr. Compton invited me up to his apartment after work to go over some forms..."
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"and he started with mine."
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"Oh, that's Compton all right."
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"He didn't even ask me. I mean, when you're built like me,"
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"men just take it for granted you'll say "yes.""
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"You know, Janet, I can't remember the last time a man looked at my eyes."
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"They could be hard-boiled eggs for all they'd notice."
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"Oh, you have lovely eyes. I'm sure lots of men notice, right, Jack?"
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"Oh, right. I noticed your lovely eggs the minute... eyes!"
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"I am so tired of whistles and dumb remarks."
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""Hey, baby, how about coming over here and keeping the rain off of me?""
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"What do they say on sunny days?"
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"Chloe, listen to me. There's nothing wrong with having a great body."
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"There shouldn't be,"
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"but it gets in the way sometimes."
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"Oh, Janet, I wish I was like you."
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"What?"
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"You get respect. You get hired because you know your job."
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"Well, yes, but..."
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"When I talk, they're only interested in the view!"
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"See how lucky you are, Janet?"
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"Oh, I have to go. Oh. Okay."
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"And will you tell Mr. Compton I don't wanna play?"
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"Sure, Chloe. Sure."
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"So did I. Bye."
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"Bye. Bye."
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"Well?"
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"Well,"
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"I guess I'll just stay the way I am... small but sincere."
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"That's my girl."
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"You know, she's right. Men can be really lousy to girls built like her."
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"Yeah. We should learn to ignore the body."
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"You're right. That's right."
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"And you girls should learn to ignore my body."
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"What? What?"
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"What? I've noticed the way you've been looking at me..."
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"Undressing me with your eyes."
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"Ohhh! [ Huffs ]"
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"I'm not gonna wear that jersey pullover anymore."
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"I know it clings, but I don't want to drive you mad."
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"Well, let's have a peek! Oh, yes. Please, Jack!"
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"Back! Resist! Oh, please!"
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"Waaah!"
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"Waaah!"
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"Waaah. Waaah!"
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"Unh. Ohh."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"How was your first day as Compton's new acting manager?"
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"Yea! Yea!"
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"Long, hard and exhausting."
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"- Didn't you like it? - I loved it."
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"Oh, sure did. Got somebody who's very bright,"
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"nice-looking and has a wonderful body."
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"- Why'd you hire a girl like that? - Who said I hired a girl?"
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"[ Man ] Three's Company was videotaped..."
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"in front of a studio audience."
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"Right. I was just showing Chrissy a foolproof"
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"Now, Janet, listen to me. You've got everything"
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