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Clips from Three's Company - Janet's Promotion (S02E02)

"Oh, that is terrible. Yeah. What a dumb way to pick a new manager."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably would have done the same thing."
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"- You men are all alike. - Hey. Now, wait a minute."
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"It just happens, I hardly notice busts at all."
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"I never think about that stuff."
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"As far as I'm concerned, this girl who got the manager's job, this Chesty..."
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"- That's Chloe. - I mean Chloe."
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"Oh, Janet is right. You men are all alike."
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"[ Mocking ] "You men are all alike.""
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"Would you two stop exaggerating? Janet, you're making mountains out of molehills."
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"I wish I hadn't said that. Uh, I'll make the salad."
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"Oh, Janet, I am so sorry you didn't get the job. Oh, thank you, Chrissy."
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"You know, when I first started high school,"
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"I kept praying I would blossom."
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"One day... One day, the teacher asked the class..."
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"to locate the Great American Flatlands."
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"Every single boy in class pointed to me."
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"Oh, boy! You must've died. Ohhh!"
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"You know, it is that stupid male attitude we had to grow up with."
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"I know. I know. If we didn't need training bras by the time we were 10,"
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"our lives were ruined."
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"Why are guys so hung up on a big bosom?"
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"It's because they're all brainwashed. Look in this magazine here."
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"There's not an ad in here that doesn't have cleavage. [ Huffs ]"
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"Do you honestly need a blonde in a bikini to sell a sports car?"
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"[ Huffs ] Or a redhead in a wet T-shirt to sell a lawn sprinkler?"
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"Or look at this one. I mean, is it really necessary..."
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"to show a woman in her underwear?"
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"Oh."
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"I think I'll go lie down for awhile. Oh, Janet..."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ] No. Please, I really don't want to talk about it anymore."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, hi, Chrissy."
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"Look, I wondered if I could ask you kids to do me a favor."
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"Oh, sure. Come on in. Hi, Mrs. Roper."
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"Oh, hi, Jack. Well, look. I just... I just came up to let you know..."
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"that I might be going away for a week or so to visit relatives."
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"Oh, how nice. Where? Sunset Pines Hospital."
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"Huh? I mean San Francisco."
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"And, well, anyway, I just thought you might, uh,"
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"keep an eye on Stanley while I'm gone."
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"- Why? What's he gonna do? - Nothing, as usual."
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"You know, Chrissy, he might get lonely."
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"Do you know that he's never been left alone since he was a child?"
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"He was left alone as a child?"
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"Yes, but then the police went and found his parents and made them come back home."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Mrs. Roper. Yes?"
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"You said something about visiting relatives in a hospital?"
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"Oh, oh. Yeah, uh... Oh, well. I guess I can tell you."
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"But I want to keep it a secret from Mr. Roper. See, I wanna surprise him."
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"Oh, well, I don't think that you should tell us then, either."
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"Tell us. Tell us."
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"Well, I'm thinking about having a face-lift."
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"- A face-lift? - I got the idea from this magazine here."
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"That's kind of a big step to take, isn't it?"
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"Yeah, but it'll be worth it."
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"I'll come back looking like a new woman..."
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"and then Stanley will feel like he's cheating on me,"
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"and that always turns a man on, right?"
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"Have you gone nuts?"
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"Oh, Stanley."
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"- I didn't know you were up here. - Obviously."
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"I'm only doing it for you. I'll come back all smooth and pretty."
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"If I wanted somebody smooth and pretty, I would've married somebody like that."
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"Look, Helen, maybe I don't say it often enough,"
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"but I love you just the way you are."
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"Ohhh. So don't change, huh?"
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"[ Both Awwwing ]"
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"Oh, Stanley."
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"[ Awwwing Continues ]"
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"Come downstairs as quick as you can, huh?"
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"If you know what I mean."
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"There's no hurry, Helen."
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"Name That Tune doesn't go on for a half an hour."
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"I better go see about the rest of dinner."
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"Oh, Mr. Roper, you made your wife real happy."
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"Darn right. You know what those things cost?"
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"What's going on out here?"
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"Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Roper were having an argument about her having a face-lift."
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"Where did she get a dumb idea like that?"
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"In this magazine. It's all about how women can completely make themselves over."
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"Get a new nose, new rear end, a new bust... New bust?"
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"Let me see that dumb magazine."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"How'd things go at work today with the new manager?"
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"Oh, I didn't go to work today. I went to see a doctor."
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"- What about? - A bust job."
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"What? Bust job. Bust job."
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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire."
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"Oh, that is crazy! Oh, yeah?"
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"Well, just look at these photos the doctor gave me."
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"Before and after."
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"Wow! What a difference!"
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"Yeah. Yeah, see what I mean? Look."
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"In just a few hours, rags to riches."
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"This one looks like she should be flying over the Coliseum during a football game."
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"Is that what you want? Oh, come on, Chrissy."
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"If I'm gonna compete out there, I need all the help I can get."
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"Yeah, but if you do this, you're gonna need help just standing up in the morning."
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"Okay, okay. If you can't understand, let's just forget it."
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"Oh. All I'm saying is just think about how it might turn out."
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"You're right. You're right."
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"Maybe I should think about how it'll feel, huh? Yeah."
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"Hi, Chrissy. Hi."
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"What do you got there? You can't see them."
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"Why not? Well, they're the doctor's pictures."
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"Is he that ugly?"
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"Ohh, wel... Hold it."
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"She's not thinking of getting one of those chest jobs, is she?"
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"I didn't tell you that, so don't ask me."
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"Well, that's ridiculous. I'm not gonna let Janet do that!"
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"Oh, no. She already did it."
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"Well? What do you think?"
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"I didn't think you could get it done that fast."
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"You like 'em? Oh, yeah. They're tremendous."
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"I mean, terrific!"
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"Good, good."
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"Then you can hold them while I take a shower."
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"[ Doorbell Rings ]"
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