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Clips from Three's Company - Janet's Promotion (S02E02)

"- Was that a "yes" or a "no"? - [ Snoring Continues ]"
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"[ High-Pitched Voice ] Oh, where's that bus?"
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"Uh, Janet, it wasn't what it looked like, really."
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"Oh, yes, uh, by the way, uh, Chloe,"
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"No kidding?"
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"I had absolutely no figure at all."
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"That's an ad for underwear."
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"Boy, this whole thing has given me a headache."
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"I think he meant that as a compliment."
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"Yeah, well... You'd really be upset if she had a face-lift, wouldn't you?"
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"No. Janet got them from a plastic surgeon."
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"Chloe? Oh, well... [ Clears Throat ]"
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"Oh. I'm... I'm sorry."
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"When you talk, men listen. They're interested in your viewpoint."
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"It was nice working with you. I learned a lot."
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"Did you find a replacement for Chloe?"
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"♪ Come and knock on our door ♪ ♪ Come and knock on our door ♪"
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"♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪ ♪ We've been waitin' for you ♪"
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"♪ Where the kisses are hers and hers and his ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪ ♪ Come and dance on our floor ♪"
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"♪ Take a step that is new ♪ ♪ Take a step that is new ♪"
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"♪ We've a lovable space that needs your face ♪"
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"♪ Three's company too ♪"
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"♪ You'll see that life is a ball again ♪"
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"♪ Laughter is calling for you ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪ ♪ Down at our rendezvous ♪"
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"♪ Three is company too ♪"
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"♪ Down at our rendezvous Three is company too ♪♪"
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"Hey, Stanley, you wanna hear something?"
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"That's what I thought you said."
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"- [ Clatter ] - What was that?"
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"Oh, that's just the kids upstairs."
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"They got no respect for this property."
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"The man who built this place..."
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"had no respect for this property."
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"Don't knock it, Helen. This house means a lot to me."
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"How come you never say that about me?"
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"You're not in a rising market."
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"Neither are you."
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"[ Clatter ] There goes that banging again."
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"Aw, come on. A little of that never hurt anybody."
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"Well, it gives me a headache."
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"I'm going up there. Aw, come on, Stanley."
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"Come on. Sit down. I wanna show you something."
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"In the magazine!"
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"Look. Now, this is an article about cosmetic surgery."
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"Cosmetic surgery? Yeah."
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"You mean they have to operate to remove your makeup?"
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"It's about face-lifting."
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"See? They're doing marvelous things..."
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"at this here Sunset Pines Hospital."
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"They remove the bags from under your eyes."
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"They take away the sag under your chin."
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"What can they do about your mouth? Seriously, Stanley."
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"Wouldn't you like to look younger? Me?"
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"Look at this face."
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"Does this face look like it needs lifting?"
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"With a derrick."
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"Well, I'm gonna keep it just the way it is, if you don't mind."
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"I'm sure you've heard the old saying,"
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""You don't ever fool around with Mother Nature.""
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"Then how did she get to be a mother?"
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"[ Clatter ] [ Jack Yelps ]"
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"What are those girls doing up there?"
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"What do you mean? Jack lives up there too, you know."
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"That's what I said. What are those "girls" doing up there?"
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"Hyah! Waaah! How's that?"
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"Uh, it's not ferocious enough, Chrissy."
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"In karate, you have to make your opponent think you are totally without fear."
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"Now do it again. Let me see some anger. Okay."
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"Come on. Get mad. [ Growling ]"
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"[ Yelling ] [ Squealing ] No! No!"
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"Hyah! Waaah!"
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"Ohhh! You scared me. I was supposed to scare you."
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"In the martial arts, there's got to be an element of surprise."
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"Okay. Surprise me, but first let me know when you're gonna do it."
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"Let me show you how karate can really come in handy, all right?"
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"All right. I'll be a weak, helpless girl at a bus stop,"
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"and you be a rough drunken sailor."
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"Okay. You spring out of nowhere and try to attack me, all right?"
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"Okay, but don't let me hurt you."
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"Here we go."
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"That's it. Hello, baby."
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"That's it. Now, force me down. Okay."
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"Ohhh."
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"You're not resisting."
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"I happen to be one of those girls who likes rough drunken sailors."
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"I'm yours. Mwah! J-Jack!"
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"Jack! Jack, don't! Jack! [ Giggling ]"
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"All right. Break it up, break it up, break it up."
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"Oh, sorry. Chrissy, let go of me. Let go, Chrissy!"
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"defense against a sex-crazed attacker."
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"Oh, that's very useful, especially while we're living with one."
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"[ Guffaws ] No kidding. I think every girl should learn it."
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"Now, Janet, suppose some big guy grabs you like this? What are you gonna do?"
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"This!"
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"- You did that all wrong, Janet. - Yeah. You were supposed to yell, "Ya-hah!""
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"Ahhh. I'll remember that next time."
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"Why'd you have to tell her that? She'll kill me the next time."
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"Ow, ow, ow."
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"Ow, ow. [ Sucking Air ]"
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"Ooh. I may never slice carrots again."
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"[ Knocking ] Ohhh."
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Roper. Would you two mind not jumping on the ceiling?"
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"We're not jumping on the ceiling."
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"We're jumping on the floor."
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"Well, your floor happens to be over my ceiling."
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"And my ceiling is over my head."
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"So when you are jumping on your floor, you are jumping on my head!"
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"Sorry. We will be more careful next time."
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"What are you doing? I'm loosening up my wrist."
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"I didn't know you guys had to practice."
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"Uh-oh. Here comes that big bully again."
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"Boy! That is a bundle of overtime to take home, Janet."
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"Oh, yeah. Tell me about it."
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"When that creep manager quit the flower shop, he left everything in a real mess."
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"Now I gotta straighten it out."
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"I hope your boss appreciates what you're doing,"
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