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Clips from Three's Company - Three's Christmas (S02E02)

"Why aren't you wearing the socks that I gave you?"
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"Oh. I'm sorry. Oh."
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"Try to make yourself look festive, Stanley."
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"I don't know why you invited them to come down here in the first place."
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"Because it's Christmas. [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"They're here. Did you brush your teeth?"
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"Yeah. Why?"
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"You might want to smile or something."
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"Oh, hi! Come in! Hi. Merry Christmas."
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"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas."
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"Well... Sure was nice of you to ask us down."
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"Jack's been talking about nothing else all day. True, true."
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"Oh, isn't that nice? [ Laughs ]"
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"Well... Heh-heh. Oh, my."
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"What a nice, plastic Christmas tree."
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"It's pine scented. It works as an air freshener too."
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"Well, sit yourselves down! [ Overlapping Chatter ]"
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"Drinks, Stanley. I'm getting 'em, Helen."
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"- This Scotch is seven years old, you know. - Really?"
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"Oh, yes. I was with him the day he opened the bottle."
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"I like the wreath on your door."
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"I saw the wreath. It's very, very green. That's a great wreath."
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"Well, that was a present from my brother Billy."
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"It came wrapped around Stanley's neck."
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"He tried to strangle me with it."
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"Here we are."
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"Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you."
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"Thanks, Mr. Roper."
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"- Merry Christmas. - [ Overlapping Salutations ]"
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"Cheers. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Jack, you know your socks don't match?"
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"Oh, uh, well, it's the latest thing."
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"Yeah. He has another pair just like it upstairs."
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"See, I got two pair... a pair down here, and then I got another one upstairs."
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"Well, what shall we play?"
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"I don't like games."
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"Tell me about it."
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"Oh, I know. I could show you one of my card tricks."
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"Where are the cards, Helen? They're in the bedroom."
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"See, I play a lot of solitaire in bed."
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"Nuts!"
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"[ Laughs ] Oh!"
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"I forgot the nuts!"
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"Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy."
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"Stop thinking about the party next door."
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"I can't. I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to myself."
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"Right. Okay, Jack. Here, take these cards."
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"You're not supposed to shuffle 'em!"
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"Nuts, everybody."
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"Oh, my, Jack, you look so pensive."
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"Heh! Penny for your thoughts!"
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"Oh, I..."
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"I was just thinking about whale gutting in the Arctic."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"Not that one! Put that one back!"
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"Here, take a card."
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"I'm not finished yet!"
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"Yeah, it goes on for hours."
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"Well, it's very good so far."
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"Okay, I'm concentrating."
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"Uh, your card is a seven."
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"Seven of diamonds. That's fantastic, isn't it?"
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"Amazing! Oh, it's incredible."
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"Well, it's very deceptive. You gotta use your hands..."
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"- This is the two of clubs. - What?"
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"I know. I didn't want to spoil the trick."
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"[ Phone Rings ]"
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"I'll get it."
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"Come on, Jack. Get your fingers moving."
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"Hmm?"
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"On the piano."
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"Oh, would you? Oh, Jack, I didn't even know you played."
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"Neither did I, but we all gotta learn sometime."
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"♪♪ [ Glissando ] Oh!"
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"Who was that on the phone, Stanley? That was your brother."
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"He found your earrings. Where were they?"
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"In the punch bowl. ♪♪ [ Continues ]"
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"Oh, that's nice. Has he been playing long?"
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"No, he just started just now."
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"[ Clears Throat ] Actually, he used to play the violin,"
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"but the beer glass kept sliding off."
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"I sing, you know. ♪♪ [ Stops ]"
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"What? I sing. You know "The Road to Mandalay"?"
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"If you do, now's the time to take it."
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"Never mind that. Just play a chord, any chord. ♪♪ [ Resumes ]"
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"♪ Oh, give me some men who are stouthearted men ♪"
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"♪ Who will fight for the right they adore ♪♪ ♪♪ [ Stops ]"
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"♪ Roll out the barrel ♪"
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"♪ We'll have a barrel of fun ♪ Everybody!"
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"♪ Roll out the barrel We got the blues on the run ♪ ♪♪ [ Resumes ]"
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"Isn't this fun?"
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"♪ Zing, boom, tararrel Ring out a song of good cheer ♪"
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"♪ Now's the time to roll the barrel ♪"
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"♪ For the gang's all here ♪♪"
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"♪ The queen waiting there ♪"
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"♪ In a shanty ♪"
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"♪ In old Shanty ♪"
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"♪ Tow-ow-own ♪♪"
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"- Oh, very good! - For a trained seal."
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"What else do you wanna sing?"
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"Do you know "I'm Walking Behind You on Your Wedding Day"?"
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"Oh, I hope not."
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"Well, maybe that's enough singing for tonight."
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"Oh! Now maybe we can do something fun."
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"Ooh, I got a surprise. I got a surprise for everybody."
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"[ Jack Groans ]"
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"Oh, guys, Roper is never gonna go to sleep. He's just now getting his second wind."
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"♪♪ [ Bugle ]"
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"♪♪ [ "Reveille," Fluffing Notes ]"
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"Everybody dance!"
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"Oh, my goodness, look! It's five after 10:00 already!"
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"This is way past my bedtime. It really is. I've got some studying to do tomorrow."
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"[ Mock Yawn ] Excuse me, please. I'll just mosey on upstairs."
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"Must you? You really have to go, Jack?"
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"I'm afraid so. I need that sleep. Uh, I don't wanna drag you two away, so..."
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"- Oh, no! We'll come to bed with you! - What?"
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"Well, I mean, at the same time. Yeah."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry you have to leave so soon."
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"It's just as well, Helen. I'd like to turn in early myself."
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"Great, Mr. Roper. Thank you... [ Yawning ]"
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