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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Mother Tucker (S02E02)

"Come on, sweetie."
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"And that song would be called "The Greatest Woman That Ever Lived.""
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey ##."
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"If I had one complaint..."
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"Hey, Barb. Got you the cranberries you wanted for the stuffing."
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"First it was just to shut him up, but now I'm starting to like him."
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"Boys are surprisingly sensitive at that age."
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"Okay, so I'm working in the principal's office."
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"Wasn't funny then. Is not funny now."
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"Honey..."
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"- I loved her. - Okay."
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"Cam's mom spent half of dinner with her hands all over me."
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"Hey, now that you guys are broken up, you can call me whatever you want."
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"Well, I guess I'll get going..."
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"so... I can..."
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"- All right. - Well, I guess I'll see ya."
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"Okay."
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"- Nice! A lot of 'em."
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"It's this area between my lower back and upper thigh."
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"Okay, I am not gonna cry, but I wanna know why, Mitchell..."
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"Look, I know you don't want to hear this, but she's handsy and it makes me uncomfortable."
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"She squeezes and lingers!"
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"What are you passionate about, Dylan?"
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"- ##"
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"I'm never playing dumb."
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"No! We're just friends."
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"I made you suffer for two whole days!"
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"Well, no, h-honey, you hush. Look, I..."
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"but I would never want to make you uncomfortable."
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"- Force field! Force field!"
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"- This too? - Yeah."
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"Hey."
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"Thanks, Dad."
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"So, Dylan, are you lovin' Graceland?"
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"Still, it's fun to see where the King lived, huh?"
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"So, the rate of diffusion equals something..."
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"times the square root of something..."
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"Aw, so close!"
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"- Shut up! - Don't worry. You'll get it."
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"You know, a lot of famous scientists are women."
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"They're fat though, right?"
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"Come on, Alex. It's time for your cello lesson."
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"How's the tutoring going?"
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"Are you familiar with the term "throwing good money after bad"?"
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"Are you familiar with the term "Dunphy, party of one"? Because you will be."
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"- Girls. - Haley's coming along really well, Ms. Dunphy."
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"Good! The key is to take a lot of little breaks..."
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"so you don't get frustrated and want to quit."
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"Got it."
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"I was talking to David."
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"I'm just saying, she's never gonna get a job."
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"And how do we know the right Middle Eastern businessman..."
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"wouldn't treat her great?"
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"I left my shopping list inside."
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"For the record, we thought she could live with you."
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"Like I'm gonna tell any of you where I live."
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"Haley!"
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"What? We only do this when I get one right."
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"Mama should be here by now. I wonder what's keeping her?"
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"Cam, that depends."
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"Did she take her jalopy or one of them new fancy flyin' machines?"
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"Missouri's more cosmopolitan than you give it credit for."
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"It's got a very vibrant cowboy poetry scene."
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"Not sure you're making the point that you think."
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"- That's her. Come on."
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"Look alive. Look alive."
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"- Mama! - My baby!"
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"Oh, little boomer! Oh, puppy kiss!"
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"- Mitchell, get over here! - Oh! Hey, Barb!"
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"My baby's baby!"
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"- Ohh! Oh-ho-ho! - Oh, yeah!"
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"Well, I don't wanna overstate this..."
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"but my mom is the greatest woman that ever lived."
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"Cam loves his mom."
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"She raised four kids, two barns and a whole lotta hell."
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"That sounds like a country song."
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"Cam loves his mom."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"From the minute I met Barb she has been open..."
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"and loving and caring."
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"Oh, I have missed these shoulders."
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"Ohh... Aaah!"
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"and I do..."
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"inappropriate putting of her hands on my body."
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"Oh, bless your heart."
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"Mmm-mmm-mmm!"
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"Mmm-mmm-mmm!"
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"Let me get in there and help ya."
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"Ohh. Ohh! Ohh!"
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"- And a horsie bite! - Ohh!"
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"It's-it's been going on a long time."
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"Jay, you wanna go to the mall with me?"
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"No, actually, my stomach's a little funny today."
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"Oh, I am so sorry, papi."
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"Maybe we'd stop first at the crib store..."
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"and you lay down and I buy you a little dress, hmm?"
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"Gloria thinks Americans are babies."
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"Well, in Colombia we couldn't go run to the hospital for every little sniffle..."
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"or dislocated shoulder."
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"5-6. I serve, huh?"
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"Jay, what are your symptoms?"
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"Nausea? Bloating?"
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"What did I say about getting off that crazy doctor Web site?"
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"I'm just worried about Jay."
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"Stomach pains can mean a lot of things: Intestinal blockage..."
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"- Do you have a fever? - Stop it! Manny, he's fine."
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"- Tell him you're fine. - I'm fine."
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"- Okay, good. Get in the car. - Uh, home fine, not mall fine."
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"Jay, you know what happens when I shop angry."
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"- I'll clear a space. - Mmm."
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"- I'm not loving your color. - Go play."
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"Don't be a hero."
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"So, dumb guys go for dumb girls..."
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"and smart guys go for dumb girls?"
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"- What do the smart girls get? - Cats, mostly."
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"So, Haley, how long have I been paying this guy to make out with you?"
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"Uh, about a week."
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"If you really like him though, you have to break up with Dylan."
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