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Clips from Gilligan's Island - How to Be a Hero (S01E01)

"Oh, that was very, very nice.."
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"I'm going to see you on the front page."
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"- Thank you, Mr. Howell. - Thank you."
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"And you were marvelous too, you know?"
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"I'm going to give you a list of words, and I want you to say"
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"- Ready? - Hmm."
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"- A marshmallow. - Ouch!"
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"- Sunsets. - Ouch!"
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"- Tree. - Ouch!"
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"Really, Gilligan, I can't psychoanalyze you"
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"if all you can say is "Ouch.""
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"I don't know, Mrs. Howell. Maybe it's because I'm sitting on.."
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"...this and...this."
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"Oh, there you are, Thurston."
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"Please, Lovey, not while I'm putting."
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"I thought you'd want to hear about Gilligan."
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"Well, we do."
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"What's wrong with my little buddy?"
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"- Me? - 'Yes, you.'"
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"In his subconscious mind, he envies you."
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"- He wants to be like you. - Well, that seems strange."
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"What seems strange about it?"
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"Well, I can, I mean, uh, envying me, but--"
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"What's wrong with envying me? After all, I am a hero."
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"That's Gilligan's problem. You're a hero, and he's not."
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"That makes him feel small and insignificant."
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"It gives him a sense of inferiority."
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"Oh, it's a very simple neurosis."
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"(Mrs. Howell) 'Somewhat like an inferiority complex.'"
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"Inferiority complex? Heavens, I hope it isn't catchy."
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"Mrs. Howell, what can we do to cure this?"
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"Well, uh, Gilligan needs recognition."
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"Something for his ego, I mean."
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"I see. He wants to be a hero, huh?"
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"I know just the guy who can arrange it."
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"Who?"
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"That little old hero maker, me."
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"Just a little further, Ginger."
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"Here we are. Now, what do you see?"
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"But it looks like a fallen log to me."
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"Exactly, but it's the answer to Gilligan's problems."
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"It's gonna make a hero out of him. Watch."
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"Oh, be careful, Skipper."
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"[grunting]"
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"Oh, don't worry. I know exactly what I'm doing."
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"Now, here's the plan."
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"I'm gonna be trapped under this tree"
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"and Gilligan's gonna save me. Get it?"
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"Oh, yeah. Well, what am I supposed to do?"
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"I want you to run back and get Gilligan."
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"I'm trapped under here, and I'll lie here and moan and groan."
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"Oh...oh!"
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"How does that sound?"
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"You gotta project a little more. You know, from the diaphragm."
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"Like this. Oh-h! Oh-h-h!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"No. Oh-h-h! Oh-h-h!"
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"Oh! Oh! Oh!"
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"How do you like that?"
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"Well, Richard Burton's got nothing to worry about."
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"You keep practicing. I'll go get Gilligan."
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"(Ginger) Help!"
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"Oh-h-h!"
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"Oh-h-h!"
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"[tribal music]"
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"[Skipper groaning]"
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"(Ginger) 'Gilligan, help! The Skipper needs you.'"
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"Help! Somebody help the Skipper."
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"[thud]"
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"What's the matter?"
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"Oh, it's nothing. It's just for Gilligan."
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"Gilligan, help! The Skipper needs you."
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"Here I am. What's the matter?"
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"The most terrible thing has happened to the skipper."
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"A tree fell on him. You've got to help save his life."
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"Oh, I've got to save his life. Only one thing, which way?"
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"- Down the end of the path. - Okay. Follow me, follow me."
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"Maybe, I better follow you."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"A-a-ah!"
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"Here I come, Skipper."
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"(Gilligan) 'Don't lose your head, Skipper.'"
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"[trumpet music]"
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"Here I am. Are you alright?"
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"Oh, thank heavens."
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"Gilligan, you're the only one who can save me."
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"[groans]"
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"Get that heavy log off him. You gotta do something."
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"I don't know. It's quite a problem."
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"[Skipper groans]"
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"Sorry, Skipper."
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"Gilligan, I don't mean to tell you how to be a hero"
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"but if I were you, I would think about Archimedes and his rule."
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"- Of what and who? - Archimedes."
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""...and I will move the world.""
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"Oh, yeah. Well, maybe, we ought to get him."
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"He's been dead for over a 1000 years."
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"Yeah? Well, isn't it kinda late to be bringing him up?"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh-h!"
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"Gilligan, you've got to do something."
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"Look, he's suffering, the poor Skipper."
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"I don't know-know quite what to do."
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"Oh, Gilligan, if you were lying under here, and I was you"
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"I'd look around, and I'd realize I could make some rope"
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"out of those vines."
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"Then, I can put it around that tree and use it for leverage."
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"I wish you wouldn't talk so much. It's hard for me to think."
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"Oh, I know. I'll take this vine, make into a rope."
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"I can throw it over there, tie it on the bottom there."
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"- And I get some leverage. - Now, you're getting somewhere."
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"You see, you give me a little time, I can figure out things."
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"Oh, aren't I lucky"
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"to have a hero like Gilligan come to rescue me?"
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"Oh, yes, isn't it wonderful? He's one in a million, Skipper"
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"just one in a million."
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"Oh, what's going on here?"
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"Skipper's pinned under the log. Gilligan's gonna get him out."
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"Oh, isn't it exciting?"
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"We're actually gonna see a real hero in action."
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