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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Roadkill (S05E05)

"and scanner thing somewhere, so."
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"Do you think it might be in David's new bathroom?"
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"Apparently it's just for customers,"
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"I remember now, I definitely left my scanner thing in there."
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"- Mhm... let's go - let's go find your scanner thing."
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"Can I just request we actually drop the scanner"
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"thing bit just 'cause it's kinda throwing me off."
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"Yeah, okay."
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"Oh, this is nice!"
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"- Uh - Oh! Is that a sink?"
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"Oh! A sink it is!"
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"Help me up, babe."
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"- Oh my God! - Fuck! Ugh!"
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"How are we still trapped in this Gothic horror show?"
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"You know, I wish there was something else we could do here,"
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"but uh, I really feel we've overstayed our welcome."
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"Yes, we should really hit the road."
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"In that big, fancy car of yours?"
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"Oh it's... it's big, but it's not that fancy."
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"Listen folks,"
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"we don't want much,"
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"but you should cover the expenses of the funeral."
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"The funeral... for your cat?"
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"but I believe I saw three or four cats"
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"running around since this interrogation began."
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"Okay, well maybe there's something we can do."
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"Does Bebe enjoy the theater?"
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"Hmm?"
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"No! She likes the Kinky Shoes."
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"Well, maybe a professional massage"
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"I like massages."
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"So, now you're taking Bebe to the spa?"
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"No, I wouldn't be taking her Moira,"
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"- I'm her mother! - Yes, well that..."
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"And you are going to adore the rejuvenating facial peel."
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"Can I keep the slippers?"
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"This is my favourite after shave."
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"- Go! - Okay."
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"On my feet..."
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"- Hi. - Wendy, hi!"
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"The two of us, back together!"
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"Successful in business! Successful in love."
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"for another general store."
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"And they sell all the same stuff."
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"- between our products and yours. - Sure did."
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"Wendy can I speak with you for a moment?"
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"Sure."
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"It's so much quieter."
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"Um, I don't wanna be the one to have to tell you this,"
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"You know Brad?"
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"- Who's Brad? - My fiance."
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"Oh David..."
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"We're business partners."
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"Oh! Okay."
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"Well, that's gonna make this a little easier."
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"Turns out Antonio is a common criminal."
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"- What? - Stevie give me the..."
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"100% moist liquid?"
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"Sure. If you consider the dollar store local."
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"These sell for 99 cents."
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"Well, he's been charging me way more!"
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"No, David,"
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"I'm glad you told me."
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"And I'm ashamed to say,"
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"in my weaker moments,"
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"With Antonio?"
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"on the intense heat between us"
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"- if you thought we were a couple. - Yeah."
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"Ugh. How I'm gonna tell Brad."
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"He and Antonio are roommates."
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"They share this tiny one-bedroom together."
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"Yeah. Best to shut all that down, I think."
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"David,"
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"I literally don't know, Wendy."
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"You wanna get high?"
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"Okay. So, the delivery man came in,"
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"used the bathroom,"
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"somehow broke the sink,"
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"and then left without delivering the package."
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"That is correct."
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"I just find it strange that he would then leave a note"
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"Yeah. No..."
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"Because I was here the entire time."
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"because he knocked over a lot of things."
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"Um, no..."
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"Well, you were here for part of it."
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"Right. But I got here late..."
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"- Oh God! - A few years ago."
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"And it just been real tough to get over."
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"Mhmm."
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"Well, fortunately we had these security cameras installed,"
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"so I guess I'll just show that to the insurance people?"
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"Patrick went to that seminar."
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"Oh. Um..."
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"honestly, I-I don't think that you wanna do that."
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"You said that I could trust you."
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"First, the Tamagotchies, now this!"
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"Get out of my store."
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"Okay, fine. You can take the money for the sink"
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"And if we're pointing fingers, David,"
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"I've done it on a lot of sinks and I've never had an issue."
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"When you say you've done it on a lot of sinks..."
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"Ugh! I don't wanna touch this."
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"Because the last time I left you in charge of something..."
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"Okay, like a serial killer?"
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"- No. - God, no."
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"Okay, obviously I'm not good at this,"
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"- Those are 3 for 15, yes? - These are not from our store."
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"but 3 or 15 dollars for Gel Time is a total rip-off."
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"$18 for toner?"
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"but he never lets anyone use it."
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"You know, I think we've already missed the seaweed wrap,"
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"might help ease Baby's pain."
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"David! Isn't this great?"
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"Antonio said it was locally sourced."
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"I don't really know how this works,"
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"out of what you were going to pay me for today."
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"Okay, can I?"
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