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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Roadkill (S05E05)

"Who knows, maybe after today"
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"Unlikely... murderer."
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"Unfortunately for everyone, John,"
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"Stevie turned out to be quite the find."
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"you know, ballet intensive,"
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"perhaps some mittens to curb the nail biting."
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"Moira, I love the way you pour yourself"
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"into your projects."
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"But the whole point of this spa trip"
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"was to take a breather from cabaret."
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"Yes John. I promise to enjoy the 60 minutes I'll spend"
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"having my deepest tissues palpated."
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"Then a few sips of cucumber water."
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"Factor in five minutes for you to use the facilities"
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"and we'll be back home by noon."
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"And we're not rushing through this, Moira."
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"We've got an entire day of treatments ahead of us."
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"Today is for slowing down,"
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"Okay, just please give me a moment to make a decision"
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"on this chaise lounge."
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"Oh, put the phone down, Moira."
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"Whatever it is can wait."
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"It's for Fraulein Schneider's Salon."
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"Similar texture but falls apart in emotional complexity."
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"I can't look right now, Moira. I'm driving."
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"All right. I'll hold it up for you."
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"No, Moira, I can't right now."
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"It's just a quick glance, John!"
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"That... oh-oh, what was that?"
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"- A tiny speed bump. - Speed bump?"
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"Why would there be a speed bump?"
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"No, I think I, I think I hit an animal."
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"Oh, it's the circle of life, John."
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"You've just provided a nice Passover Seder"
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"for a family of hawks."
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"No... ew..."
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"John,"
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"don't get too close, dear."
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"We can't afford you contracting mange."
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"It's a cat, Moira. I hit a cat!"
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"Well, what kind of ailurophobe"
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"sends their kitty out to play"
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"on such a busy stretch of highway?"
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"It's got a collar! This is someone's pet."
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"There's a farmhouse right there,"
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"probably belongs to them."
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"Okay, so this is really good,"
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"we just need everything facing forward. Facing forward."
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"Facing forward. See what I'm doing here?"
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"David Rose!"
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"- Oh God! - Would you look at that?"
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"If this isn't a full circle moment,"
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"- then I'm not twice divorced. - My God, Wendy!"
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"Stevie, this is Wendy."
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"Wendy used to employ me at the Blouse Barn."
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"I'm so sorry, I don't mean to jump to conclusions."
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"I guess I've got marriage on the brain again."
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"If you can believe it, I'm engaged!"
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"- Hmm, wow. - Congratulations."
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"Well, you know what they say about love,"
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"it's like target practice,"
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"if you just keep shooting at it..."
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"Anyway, David, I was hoping you would have settled down by now!"
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"Oh, I actually own this business with my partner."
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"Get outta town!"
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"I know, I am as shocked as you are."
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"Well, I guess that makes us flea buddies."
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"I've got my own booth."
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"Wow, so we're reopening the Blouse Barn?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, just test driving a new business idea,"
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"Antonio!"
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"What are you doing?"
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"Come over here, so I can show you off!"
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"Hey."
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"Well, Antonio, say hi to everyone."
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"- Hi. - You look very familiar."
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"Have I seen you in my store before?"
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"Okay."
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"He reminds me a lot of you."
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"Well, isn't that a compliment. For him."
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"I better get back and help Tony set up the booth."
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"And you, Karen!"
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"I have... definitely seen that guy in my store before."
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"has been checking out every guy in here?"
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"She has the worst taste in men."
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"At one point, she told me"
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"she was looking for a Jon Gosselin type."
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"Sorry, we're closed."
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"Very funny."
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"Ugh, I was hoping you were the delivery guy."
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"- Thanks. - No, I'm just like, so bored."
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"Well, I am not the delivery guy, but I come bearing gifts."
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"But I didn't pay for that."
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"Thank you for the delivery."
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"Do you need my signature?"
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"Oops."
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"Oh... wow!"
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"seems that the strap has fallen off of your shoulder."
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"I'd offer to put it back for you,"
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"but as a delivery guy,"
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"I don't know if it's my place."
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"Oh, how respectful."
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"Now, if only you had that much respect for my time."
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"Um, sorry that I'm late..."
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"my... grandmother passed this morning."
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"Ew! Oh my God, Ted!"
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"No, it's fine, it's fine."
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"Okay, what else weren't you prepared for?"
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"- The... import taxes? - Hmm..."
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"can we just skip to the good part?"
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"So, you and I just innocently witnessed"
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"an 18-wheeler barreling down..."
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"Moira, I'm just gonna be honest, all right?"
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"There was an accident, it was tragic, unavoidable,"
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"and then we'll be on our way."
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"Can I help you?"
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"What... beautiful day, isn't it?"
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"- Crops need rain. - Yes, yes."
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"Oh, as they often do."
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"Um... well, we just had an unfortunate thing..."
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