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Clips from Schitt's Creek (2015) - Roadkill (S05E05)

"for his tax seminar?"
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"How did David con you into this anyway?"
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"and all it said was "leggings.""
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"- Hmm... - We have to go."
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"you'll finally stop talking about... Tamagotchi."
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"She'll need a lot of direction obviously, but..."
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"and getting reacquainted with our bodies."
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"Do you prefer the olive suede to the Merlot?"
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"All right, then you need to hold it straighter."
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"We're in the middle of nowhere."
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"Or not."
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"This must be your wife."
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"No, no, Wendy, this is my friend, Stevie."
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"brought to me by my new partner, Antonio."
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"I don't think so."
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"He seems sweet."
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"It was such a treat seeing you, David!"
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"Karen's a new one."
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"Do you think that Wendy knows her fiancé"
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"I know, I got it at the flea market."
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"Uh... um, miss,"
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"I've been waiting here forever."
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"Sorry, I wasn't prepared for an improv."
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"Yes. Okay."
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"Mm-Kay."
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"Well, that was him."
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"Oh, these city people driving too damn fast"
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"up and down this road."
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"Um, now that's done,"
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"Okay, this is the last of them,"
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"Mhmm. David, remember when you thought Wendy's partner"
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"so upfront about it."
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"What?"
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"Well, we have a very loyal customer base"
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"You're supposed to be at the motel!"
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"Uh no, you can buy our superior foot cream"
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"if we just started running?"
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"but if you wanna go and wake her up,"
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"tell her what happened, by all means."
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"Who are you?"
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"- and it makes my feet stink. - Give me that."
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"It smells like pennies and burps!"
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"Oh yeah! Wait, that smells exactly like the stuff"
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"Contains 100% moist liquid."
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"That her curious life partner, who looks nothing like me,"
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"I know, like are good, but that was like..."
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"Someone could've like, walked in on us."
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"and at this rate, it's not looking good for the salt scrub."
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"Well, it was Baby's only cat."
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"Perhaps it's the lack of air,"
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"It was my only tabby."
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"How about two complimentary,"
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"partially-obstructed view seats to Cabaret?"
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"You got tickets to Kinky Shoes?"
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"I believe it's Kinky Boots. And no."
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"but maybe Baby can take her uh, grandmother."
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"Yes, you are!"
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"This is for you."
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"- Mhmm, totally. - Quick question for you, Wen..."
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"You know, when Antonio came to me with this idea,"
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"I wasn't sure there was a market"
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"Everyone is doing them now."
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"Yeah, I was one of the first, but I get it."
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"I'm sure you've noticed a similarity"
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"Why don't we go over to your booth?"
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"Okay."
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"but it's about your fiancé..."
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"I thought you and Antonio were..."
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"Look at this, please."
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"I'm so sorry, you had to hear this."
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"I was gonna go into business with this person."
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"I've been tempted to cheat on poor, sweet Brad."
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"Well, obviously you picked up"
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"Wendy, for several reasons"
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"I think you need to say goodbye to Antonio."
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"And it is so crowded in there,"
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"they had to put the mirror on the ceiling."
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"what would I do without you?"
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"- No, but thank you. - Okay."
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"saying, "sorry I missed you"."
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"I think he meant, like, sorry I missed you."
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"And I actually think that he was like a little bit drunk,"
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"And you were here for this?"
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"my grandmother passed away."
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"I wasn't planning on paying you anything."
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"Get out!"
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"You too. Very disappointed."
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"Out!"
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"Hmm."
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"I don't know why I'm feeling this like deep,"
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"aching sense of dread."
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"David, I'm more than capable of looking after your store"
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"while you and Stevie work the flea market."
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"Why did Patrick have to book today of all days"
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"Like who voluntarily goes to a tax seminar?"
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"Maybe the kinds of people who want to keep their businesses?"
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"Okay, hi."
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"You are literally only here to receive a package."
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"So I cannot have you distracted your phone..."
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"unless there's an emergency. And then immediately call..."
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"Call Patrick. I know!"
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"No! Patrick is at the tax seminar!"
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"Are you hearing anything I'm saying?!"
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"Yes. Stay off your phone. Wait for the delivery man"
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"to drop off whatever. You can trust me."
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"Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchi?"
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"- Actually it is. - Okay guys..."
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"You left me with six of them, David."
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"Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!"
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"I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health!"
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"And by the time I came home, they were all dead."
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"You have to like actively murder them"
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"- in order for that to happen! - Okay, David,"
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"um, as much as I love carrying out all these boxes by myself,"
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"I think she's going to be okay,"
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"so maybe you could give me a hand?"
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"It gives me an excuse to take a break from rehearsals"
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"with your mom for a day?"
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"Um, last night she texted me at 3 A.M."
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"Um, you're welcome, by the way, David."
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