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Clips from Gilmore Girls - Kiss and Tell (S01E01)

"In Connecticut, we call it free soda. And, yes, thank you."
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"All right, guess what's in each hand, you get the soda."
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"Okay, the whole concept of a free soda is that it's free."
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"You don't have to work for it."
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"- Sorry, you got to sing for your supper. - Or your soda."
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"- Guess. - Okay."
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"In this hand you have..."
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"Thank you."
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"- What's wrong? - I got kissed."
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"And I shoplifted."
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"- Are you serious? Who kissed you? - Dean."
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"- The new kid? - Yes."
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"You got the new kid? Oh, my God."
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"It happened so fast. I was just standing there."
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"- Where? - Doose's Market."
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"- He kissed you in the market? - On Aisle 3."
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"- By the ant spray? - Yes."
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"- That's a good aisle. - What defines a good aisle?"
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"An aisle where you get kissed by the new kid is a good aisle."
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"Oh, my God, I can't breathe."
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"- Okay, sit down. - No, I can't sit down. I'm too..."
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"Oh, my God, he kissed me."
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"- Who kissed you? - The Lord, Mama."
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"So, tell me everything."
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"So, I go into the store, and he offers me a soda."
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"Then he puts two behind his back and asks me to pick one, and he kissed me."
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"I'm so jealous. That's it, I've got to get some dumb, ugly friends."
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"- I have to go tell my mom. - Call me later."
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"- What's wrong? - I can't."
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"You can't leave? It's hymn night at the Kim house. Make a run for it."
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"- My mom doesn't know about Dean. - So tell her."
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"The last time the subject of boys came up, it got very ugly."
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"That was different. She thought you wanted to quit school over a guy."
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"Yes, over Dean."
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"Okay, fine. But she doesn't have to know it was him."
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"- She'll know. - How?"
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"She'll know. She's Lorelai. What do I do?"
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"Maybe she'll be more open to the concept now that you're in school and doing well."
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"- Maybe. - Try it."
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"Okay. I got to go."
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"Was it great?"
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"It was perfect."
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"- Wow. - Yeah."
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"Yeah, can you hear that?"
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"No, it's higher."
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"It's like a high-pitched kind of a... sound."
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"It started last week."
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"But was lower and only happened when we opened the door."
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"Now it's higher and on all the time."
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"So I think it's really growing in confidence."
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"Look, I've already told this to three other people."
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"So could you just please tell me what is wrong with this fridge?"
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"I'm not gonna make the noise again."
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"I'm not..."
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"Jerry, I don't have a lot of pride..."
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"but I do have enough that I do not want to make that noise again."
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"So could you tell me what is wrong with the fridge..."
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"or connect me with someone who can?"
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"Thank you."
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"Hello, Rusty? Great."
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"Listen, my fridge is making this weird sound."
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"It's a high-pitched... You know what, is Jerry still there?"
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"Okay, have him make the sound. He knows it."
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"I'll wait."
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"I know. It does sound bad."
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"Okay, here is the deal."
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"You will send someone out here tomorrow between 8:00 and 9:00."
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"Because I work and can't wait four hours for one of you guys to show up."
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"Great. Goodbye."
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"- So, are they coming tomorrow? - Nope. Monday, between 3:00 and 8:00."
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"- I'm completely useless. - I'm sorry."
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"God, look at this place. It's a sty."
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"Now I'm crabby. I'm crabby and useless."
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"I hate my life."
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"Hello."
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"God, quite an entrance. Jeez, my heart."
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"Rory's not here."
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"No, I know. I came to pick up that rocker that I bought a couple weeks ago."
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"- Six weeks ago. - That's a couple times three. That's six."
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"Math humor."
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"It's not big with many people. Don't feel bad."
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"- This is not a storage facility. - I know. I'm sorry."
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"This is a furniture store."
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"Furniture comes in, people buy, then it goes out."
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"Except when Lorelai Gilmore buys. Then furniture stays here for six weeks."
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"- How about I pay you extra? - I don't want you to pay extra."
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"I want you to pick up the thing you paid for in the first place. Here."
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"- I remember it smaller. - It's been six weeks. Maybe it grew."
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"Right. Once again, I'm really sorry. I've been very busy."
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"Right. Absolutely. Smell a rose, got it."
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"She doesn't need to hear about your daughter's kissing."
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"Are the lids tight on the paint remover? Because you're sounding loopy to me."
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"Loopy? What's loopy?"
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"- Rory's not kissing anybody. - Yes, she is."
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"She came in here and told Lane she kissed a boy in the grocery store."
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"The grocery store, where we buy our food."
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"This does not make any..."
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"- She kissed the boy in the grocery store? - Yes."
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"The boy in the grocery store. Kiss."
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"I'm sorry. I didn't know."
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"She didn't tell me."
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"I have to go."
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"You left your chair!"
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"Okay, just one more time."
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"I have been telling you this story for an hour. It doesn't get dirty."
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"I can't help it. I'm obsessed. I'm totally living vicariously through you."
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"Why? You got kissed last weekend."
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"Remember? You told me. That guy your parents set you up with."
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"The one with the Lincoln Continental. What's his name?"
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"- Patrick Cho. - Okay."
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"Let's do a little compare and contrast here."
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"You get kissed on the mouth by a cute, cool, sexy guy you really like..."
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"and I get kissed on the forehead by a Theology major..."
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"in a Members Only jacket who truly believes rock music leads to hard drugs."
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"But remember that I have no idea what I'm doing."
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"I'm aware of that. That's why I've been diligently gathering information for us."
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"- What kind of information? - Let's see."
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"- Dean's from Chicago, which you know. - I do."
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"He likes Nick Drake, Liz Phair, and The Sugarplastic."
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"- And he's deathly allergic to walnuts. - Walnuts bad, got it."
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