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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"I don't... I guess I'd say medium."
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"Why are you dancing so much, and why don't I know about it?"
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"I get excited and I need to move, and I just..."
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"So that's how you injured your hip?"
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"Hey, did you hear? They're giving us a half day today. We can leave at 2:00."
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"Great! Thanks, Herm."
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"Barney, these costumes are ridiculous."
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"Plus, the Amazon warrior princess armor gave me a rash."
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"Cards on the table, you weren't the first lady to wear that in here."
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"But it conveyed power. And so will this. What I need you to do now"
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"is break these 15 bricks with your forehead."
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"What? But you didn't do a damn thing in your video."
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"You just stood near a horse and sat on a motorcycle."
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"That's because I'm a man. You're a woman."
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"The assumption is that you can't do anything."
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"- But you have to prove society wrong. - I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead."
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"Robin, it's not 1950 anymore. Yes, you can."
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"- I'm out of here. - What? Why?"
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"None of this is going to help me get a job. I'm about to get kicked out of the country."
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"(EXHALES)"
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"I know what I have to do."
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"Is this where the lottery girl auditions are?"
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"Yeah, right here."
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"- And tonight's lotto numbers are... - Hold it."
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"Say the line before you press the button."
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"- (WHISPERING) It builds the suspense. - It builds the suspense."
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"Okay."
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"And tonight's lotto numbers are..."
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"- Seventeen... - Stop her."
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"- Hold it. - Why did she say it like that?"
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"It's like she's not even happy about the 17 coming up."
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"- She seems mean. - Yeah, she seems super-mean."
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"Can you take another run at 17 for us?"
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"Seventeen."
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"Okay, I don't even understand what she's doing."
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"- Let me try something. - All right."
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"Try being a little more wry."
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"Wry? About the number 17?"
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"- Wry, with a little bit of a... - Twinkle."
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"...twinkle."
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"Seventeen."
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"That was great!"
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"I know how you dancers are always counting calories."
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"It's not funny, all right?"
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"Vaginal rejuvenation surgery?"
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"You know who didn't do a lot of operating on vaginas in college?"
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"- Who? - Dr. X."
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"- He did just fine! - You know what?"
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"Both of you geniuses need to take that weak-ass crap off your resumés."
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"I mean, you are not Dr. X anymore, and you cannot dunk anymore."
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"Let it go."
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"So Marshall and I are the only people at this table"
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"with weak-ass crap on their resumés?"
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"What are you implying?"
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"Oh. Oh, wow. I don't know!"
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"You son of a bitch."
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"(CHEERING)"
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"How is that relevant to teaching kindergarten?"
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"It teaches kids that I can eat a lot of hot dogs very quickly."
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"- Yeah, but you can't do it anymore! - You can't dunk anymore, lady-hips!"
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"- How dare you! These hips can... - Guys, guys!"
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"I didn't even get the lotto girl gig."
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"I have to move back to Canada."
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"I remember the night before I moved down here."
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"They threw a going-away party for me."
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"They gave me a camera so I could take pictures and send them home."
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"And everyone was so sure I was gonna be such a big success."
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"I'm really gonna miss you guys."
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"- What happened? - Robin has to move back to Canada."
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"Oh, my God. How awful."
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"I mean, for one thing, it's gonna be a really long commute."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I finished your video resumé on my own,"
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"messenger-ed it to every station in the city."
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"- He wanted you to come in and audition. - Oh, my God!"
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"I told him no. Robin Scherbatsky doesn't audition."
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"- He gives you the job or nothing. - So I got the job?"
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"No. He cursed me out and hung up."
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"But then Channel 12 called. They also loved you."
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"They offered you a job hosting their new morning talk show."
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"Barney, that's amazing!"
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"- I told them to shove it. - Dude!"
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"Which only made them want you more."
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"So, they jacked up their offer by 10%. Congratulations, Miss Scherbatsky."
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"It looks like you're gonna have to stay."
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"(CHEERING)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"- I am the master of the possimpible. - You really are. Thank you."
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"we got to keep your Aunt Robin."
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"OLDER TED: And the rest of us decided it was time to let some things go."
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"- And time! - What's the count?"
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"Thirty-three!"
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"(CROWD CHEERING)"
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"It's cool and cold and clear"
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"Why is no one coming to my happenings?"
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"Age you moved to New York"
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"- out of your dress, and into my Jacuzzi. - And the super big ball is..."
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"- His identity remains a secret to this day. - It was Ted."
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"One of the many admirers who think that guy's awesome"
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"She was auditioning to be the lottery girl."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"Oh, my God. How did you pull this off?"
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"Awesome, awesome, awesome awesome, awesome, awesome"
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"(SINGING) Under the waterfall"
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"(WHOOSHING)"
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"If you think people liked your show, they did not-ot-ot-ot."
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"Stinson, Barney Stinson singing this song"
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"- Yes, now you're talking. - What?"
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"OLDER TED: So, kids, your Aunt Robin had reached her low point."
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"(DOOR OPENING)"
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"(SINGING) There's so much stuff in my life"
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"No room for me to grow"
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"That would be really lame"
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