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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"No, guys. It doesn't work that way."
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"I mean, you know what? I guess you could stay if you married a U.S. citizen."
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"Yeah, that could work."
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"No, no. They could never process that and make it official in time. That won't work."
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"I'm screwed. I've been sending out my reel for three months, and nothing."
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"Let's take a look at it, right?"
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"That's a good question, Norm."
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"Okay, the first thing is from when I was a cub reporter for Channel 22 in Red Deer."
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"In Alberta. In Canada."
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"ALL: Ooh."
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"- Canada. - Right."
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"Well, the snow's coming down pretty hard,"
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"but these intrepid fishermen are still happy to be out competing,"
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"in Lake Athabasca 's Bass Fishing Jamboree, an August 1st tradition."
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"Back to you, Norm."
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"What? That was my first job. It shows where I came from."
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"Unless a bear attacks you in the next three seconds"
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"and you snap its neck with your legs, that has no business being on your reel."
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"No, no, I get it, I get it."
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"Where you're from is part of who you're selling."
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"For instance, under Special Skills on my resumé,"
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"I mention that back in Minnesota,"
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"I was the 1995 Nicollet County Slam Dunk Champion."
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"You put dunk champion on your resumé?"
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"Yeah, why wouldn't you? A lot of companies have basketball teams."
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"It's good for them to know"
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"that Vanilla Thunder can still take the rock to the hole."
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"- They called you Vanilla Thunder? - Yeah, Vanilla Thunder."
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"The Ghost in the Post. The Human Turnstile."
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"I didn't play that much D."
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"- You can't still dunk. - Of course I can."
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"- Well, I mean, I could, until recently. - Until the injury."
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"- It's called iliopsoas tendonitis. - Yikes. That sounds bad."
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"It's more commonly known as dancer's hip."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Dr. Goodman..."
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"Oh, come on! lliopsoas tendonitis."
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"That's what it's called. That's all it's called."
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"Iliopsoas tendonitis."
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"It's a basketball injury. You know, it's no big whoop."
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"Dancer's hip, Marshall has something called dancer's hip."
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"Okay, no, no, okay."
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"They only call it that, look, because it's very common with ballet dancers."
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"So, tell me, do any of the other little girls in your class have dancer's hip?"
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"Yeah, sure."
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"- I have more of a technical question. - Yes?"
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"Is it easier to dance when you don't have external genitalia?"
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"Good, don't build to that, just go right for it."
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"Guys, come on. Marshall didn't get this injury from dancing."
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"Thank you, Lily."
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"Clearly, the stirrups were set a little too wide during his last trip to the gyno."
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"Guys, guys, I hate to cut you off before Marshall bursts into tears,"
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"but, Robin, check this out. What you need is an awesome video resumé."
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"Like mine. I present"
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"barneysvideoresume. com."
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"(EPIC MUSIC PLA YING)"
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"Oh! Hello."
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"BARNEY: (AS INTERVIEWER) Barney Stinson,"
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"you've achieved great success in business,"
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"Is that you? Are you interviewing yourself?"
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"How can it be me? That guy's British."
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"What would you recommend to your numerous admirers"
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"who want to reach their highest potential?"
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"And a wee bit Scottish."
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"The first thing you need to know about success is that it doesn't just come to you."
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"Most people associate success with money and power, but really, it's a state of mind."
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"(ENGINE REVVING)"
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"You had to be on a motorcycle to say that?"
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"And when it comes to success, the only limit is that there are no limits."
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"Hey, I didn't know you knew how to stand near a horse, that's impressive."
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"Barney, I don't get it. You don't do a damn thing in any of these clips."
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"Exactly. Because that's who Corporate America wants,"
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"Actually doing things gets you fired."
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"In fact, I'm writing a book on this very phenomenon."
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"Really, you're writing a book?"
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"No, that would be doing... Are you even listening?"
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"All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible."
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"BARNEY: (AS INTERVIEWER) To the impossible?"
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"Actually, past that,"
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"to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become"
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"The possimpible? Really?"
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"Visativity."
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"If I can leave you with one thought, it's this,"
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"nothing and everything is possimpible."
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"(SINGING) Barney Stinson, Barney Stinson"
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"Is that you again? Are you singing a song about yourself?"
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"Absolutely not. That would be lame."
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"Perfect and available"
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"Awesome!"
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"That baby got me 11 job offers."
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"- Barney, that was ridiculous and insane. - Insane-ulous."
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"- Make me one. - What?"
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"I'm about to be deported. I'll try anything."
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"Okay, we better get started. There's a lot to shoot,"
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"and I don't think I can use any of the footage I already have of you."
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"What footage do you already have of me?"
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"Let's just get started."
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"Sweetie, are you still upset about the dancer's hip jokes?"
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"We were just kidding. We all know it's a basketball injury."
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"Yeah, no, totally."
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"- Lily, I have something I need to tell you. - What is it?"
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"I dance more than you know."
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"- What? - I dance, more than you know."
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"So, Robin, what does being a reporter mean to you?"
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"- Well, ever since I was a little kid... - Cut!"
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"I need you to just say vague, confident-sounding buzzwords,"
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"like synergy and dynamism. You can make up a word, like linkativity."
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"How will sounding like an idiot get me hired anywhere?"
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"Okay, fine. Don't do it."
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"Anyway, I'm sure there are plenty of exciting stories to cover back in Canada."
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"I just read that the mayor of Winnipeg's nephew went ice fishing"
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"and caught himself a 16-pound walleye."
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""Reporting live from the worst place in the world, I'm Robin Scherbatsky.""
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"Okay, fine. Roll camera."
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"(CLEARING THROAT)"
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"- Connectitude. - Love it."
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"- Transformatation. - Earn it!"
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"Linkativity!"
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"Yeah, linkativity's mine."
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"So, how much dancing are we talking about?"
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