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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"- I'm just gonna finish this. - You..."
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"I gave up make-up for him. I gave up showering for him."
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"It's my wedding. You have to be there."
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"Okay. Okay. I'll be there. I gotta go."
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"- She's in. - Yes."
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"lately I've been working on a problem of the utmost importance."
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"Until one night I decided to tackle it once and for all."
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"but this weekend, Robin is the only woman I'm banging."
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"With everyone else not far behind."
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"This isn't exactly where I pictured Ted getting married."
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"(BOTH GASPING)"
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"What sort of hell has Ted brought us to?"
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"- There's no meat. - There's no alcohol."
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"You don't get what it's like for a bride to see her groom's ex at their wedding."
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"Having exes around..."
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"Come on, we're just friends. Plus, Robin and I already had our backslide,"
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"She already got her ticket."
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"No, Tony is the last person I want at our wedding, okay?"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"- No, Ted. - It's the right decision, Ted."
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"I'll just tell Stella she's got to deal with it."
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"(CRYING)"
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"(ALL SCOFFING)"
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"I hear you're a real man whore, so listen up."
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"(GASPING)"
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"OLDER TED: So, the morning of my wedding day,"
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"Yeah! Man, you are going to be sticking it"
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"to the mother of my child."
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"Road trip."
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"I was a vegan for two years. I need meat."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"...there are currently no positions available."
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"(PANTING)"
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"Mommy! Mommy! Ted invited Daddy!"
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"- Come on, it's not weird. - It is weird."
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"It's like things are not finished between you two."
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"You can make me the bad guy."
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"(PEOPLE CHEERING)"
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"OLDER TED: And that's how I met your mother."
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"Now, come on, who wants ice cream?"
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"- Hi. - Hey."
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"- Ted, it's weird. - It's not weird."
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"That kind of stuff just doesn't disappear without a trace."
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"- Big fight? - Yeah."
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"Okay, let's do this."
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"Who the hell is that?"
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"(LAUGHS)"
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"At the time, I thought the story was about whether Robin should be at the wedding."
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"You're never gonna get one"
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"I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this."
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"OLDER TED: Seriously, kids, never invite an ex to your wedding."
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"- Hey. - LILY: Hey, guys, how's it going?"
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"We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiancé."
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"They're getting married before us."
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"Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day"
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"ever since you were a little girl?"
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"- Yeah. - Totally."
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"My sister is stealing my dream wedding."
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"Down to every last detail, on Shelter Island, at sunset..."
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"- It's my dream wedding. - I'm gonna finish this."
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"- The lamb here is supposed to be great. - I'm a vegan."
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"I wish I could tune out that moral voice inside me"
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"that says eating animals is murder,"
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"but I guess I'm just not as strong as you are."
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"That's 'cause you need protein."
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"I'll have the lamb."
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"Okay, new goal, I want our wedding to kick her wedding's ass."
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"I want our wedding to take her wedding's head"
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"and shove it in the toilet and flush it, like, 20 times."
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"Ted, in high school, you were her wedding, weren't you?"
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"(MEN SNICKERING)"
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"You know, she's always trying to one-up me."
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"I mean, I love her, but there's a little part of me"
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"that kind of wishes this whole thing would just fall apart."
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"I hate him. I hate him. I hate him!"
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"God, this steak is so good! Four days to go and he just runs off"
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"with a vitamin consultant from Whole Foods?"
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"- I gave up shaving my armpits for him. - Hard to imagine where it all went wrong."
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"And now it's so close to the wedding..."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, when you're in a relationship,"
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"you develop a kind of telepathy with your partner."
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"STELLA: What do you think? We could help her out."
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"TED: No, Stella, we should help her out."
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"Let's pay for dinner."
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"Nora, don't worry. We got this."
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"STELLA: That's right."
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"We'll take over your wedding, pay you back for everything you spent."
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"Ted and I will get married this Sunday."
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"Wow! We're getting married this Sunday? Are we sure we're ready for this?"
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"Ted, I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad"
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"to decide he was ready for this, but he never got ready for this."
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"That's why we never got married. Come on, let's just be spontaneous."
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"I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this."
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"Okay, I'm in. And I'm also spontaneous."
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"I wish I hadn't done that."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, morals usually come at the end of stories,"
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"but this one is so important, I'm gonna tell you now."
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"Don't ever, ever invite an ex to your wedding."
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"If someone had given me that advice, well, it would have changed everything."
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"Come on, you've got to come. It's my wedding."
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"I can't. I'm in Tokyo."
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"It's my first week on the job. I can't just take off."
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"Plus, I'm finally doing serious news."
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"OLDER TED: Robin was doing serious news."
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"Of course, the news is a little different over there."
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"(SPEAKING JAPANESE)"
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"(GIANT FAN WHIRRING)"
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"Good evening."
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"(CHITTERING)"
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"And I'm Robin Scherbatsky."
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"Peace talks were stalled once again in the Middle East."
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"Despite a promising start to the latest negotiations,"
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"talks foundered on security issues."
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"All right, Ted, your bachelor party, tonight."
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"I have got three of the most"
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"physically and morally flexible exotic dancers you've ever seen..."
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"- Can't. There's no time. - Okay, I'll let you know how it goes."
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"Marshall, we should really rent the cars for tomorrow, huh?"
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"MARSHALL: Sure."
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"(LAUGHS)"
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