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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S03E03)

Menthol 100's?

"Menthol 100's?"

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It's the girls' bathroom.

"It's the girls' bathroom."

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I'm always here; the stalls are cleaner.

"I'm always here; the stalls are cleaner."

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Hey, you need to lose the skank act and get it together.

"Hey, you need to lose the skank act and get it together."

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Look, everyone needs to leave me alone,

"Look, everyone needs to leave me alone,"

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because this is who I am.

"because this is who I am."

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You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.

"You look like a Real Housewife of Reno."

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So?

"So?"

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She's perfect.

"She's perfect."

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She looks just like you.

"She looks just like you."

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Well, the old you.

"Well, the old you."

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Yeah, well, it doesn't matter.

"Yeah, well, it doesn't matter."

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We're not parent material.

"We're not parent material."

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We can be.

"We can be."

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We're never going to be together.

"We're never going to be together."

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I don't care about you, I care about her.

"I don't care about you, I care about her."

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I don't want her having questions or being messed up.

"I don't want her having questions or being messed up."

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She needs you in her life.

"She needs you in her life."

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Okay, Marias.

"Okay, Marias."

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For me, it's Rachel Berry.

"For me, it's Rachel Berry."

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I'm just a huge fan.

"I'm just a huge fan."

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She's got the eye of the tiger, which I like.

"She's got the eye of the tiger, which I like."

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She's Jewish, but I think that helps

"She's Jewish, but I think that helps"

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with the whole Puerto Rican thing.

"with the whole Puerto Rican thing."

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But we do have Mercedes Jones coming in.

"But we do have Mercedes Jones coming in."

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For my money, she has the most soulful voice here at McKinley.

"For my money, she has the most soulful voice here at McKinley."

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Yeah, she's not white, either, which I like for Maria.

"Yeah, she's not white, either, which I like for Maria."

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So we'll keep an open mind.

"So we'll keep an open mind."

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Okey-doke.

"Okey-doke."

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Um, Kurt Hummel for Tony.

"Um, Kurt Hummel for Tony."

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I mean, let's talk about

"I mean, let's talk about"

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star quality, shall we? Kurt was awesome.

"star quality, shall we? Kurt was awesome."

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No question.

"No question."

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He owned that song like it was his prison bitch.

"He owned that song like it was his prison bitch."

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My thing is, Tony's supposed to be from the streets.

"My thing is, Tony's supposed to be from the streets."

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an alpha gang member.

"an alpha gang member."

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I look at Kurt, and I don't believe it.

"I look at Kurt, and I don't believe it."

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Well, respectfully, Coach, Tony's retired from the Jets.

"Well, respectfully, Coach, Tony's retired from the Jets."

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He's a poet of the urban jungle.

"He's a poet of the urban jungle."

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There is a delicate wholesomeness to Kurt

"There is a delicate wholesomeness to Kurt"

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that's unexpected, but not unwelcome, for Tony.

"that's unexpected, but not unwelcome, for Tony."

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I mean, if I were Maria, I'd love to be held

"I mean, if I were Maria, I'd love to be held"

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in Kurt's toothpick arms on my fire escape.

"in Kurt's toothpick arms on my fire escape."

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Listen, I love the kid,

"Listen, I love the kid,"

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but I want a Tony that excites my lady parts.

"but I want a Tony that excites my lady parts."

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Hummel's too much of a lady.

"Hummel's too much of a lady."

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Well, Artie, you know him best.

"Well, Artie, you know him best."

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Could Kurt, you know, could he pass?

"Could Kurt, you know, could he pass?"

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I'm a firm believer

"I'm a firm believer"

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in color-blind, non-traditional casting.

"in color-blind, non-traditional casting."

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For instance, I hope to play Porgy one day.

"For instance, I hope to play Porgy one day."

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And we should definitely see who else comes in.

"And we should definitely see who else comes in."

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But, yeah, I'm a little worried that

"But, yeah, I'm a little worried that"

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Kurt may be a little delicate for Tony.

"Kurt may be a little delicate for Tony."

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The poster that you wanted gave me crippling depression.

"The poster that you wanted gave me crippling depression."

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I wanted something toned down!

"I wanted something toned down!"

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This is toned down.

"This is toned down."

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In the original,

"In the original,"

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the unicorn was riding you.

"the unicorn was riding you."

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I don't know why you're so upset.

"I don't know why you're so upset."

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You're special; you need to embrace it.

"You're special; you need to embrace it."

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This is who you are. I'm not gonna win.

"This is who you are. I'm not gonna win."

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Rachel, Rachel! I need you.

"Rachel, Rachel! I need you."

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I need you to come with me to the auditorium right now

"I need you to come with me to the auditorium right now"

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and help me audition for Tony again.

"and help me audition for Tony again."

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Last-minute emergency audition? Say no more.

"Last-minute emergency audition? Say no more."

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And stop putting up those posters!

"And stop putting up those posters!"

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I failed my precious unicorn.

"I failed my precious unicorn."

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No.

"No."

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Really?

"Really?"

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Completely. And if he doesn't get it,

"Completely. And if he doesn't get it,"

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then he doesn't deserve to have you as his campaign manager.

"then he doesn't deserve to have you as his campaign manager."

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There's no one like you.

"There's no one like you."

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You're a genius, Brittany.

"You're a genius, Brittany."

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You are the unicorn.

"You are the unicorn."

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Are we seeing more ethnic Marias today?

"Are we seeing more ethnic Marias today?"

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That's rude.

"That's rude."

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Is there any more?

"Is there any more?"

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I'm sorry,

"I'm sorry,"

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I thought you two auditioned already.

"I thought you two auditioned already."

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You heard me sing, but I wanted to show you

"You heard me sing, but I wanted to show you"

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the pure masculine power and intensity I would bring to Tony

"the pure masculine power and intensity I would bring to Tony"

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if and when you graced me with the part.

"if and when you graced me with the part."

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Sorry. Sorry.

"Sorry. Sorry."

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I've asked your obvious Maria-elect

"I've asked your obvious Maria-elect"

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to do a cold reading with me,

"to do a cold reading with me,"

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not from West Side Story,

"not from West Side Story,"

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but from the play it's originally based on,

"but from the play it's originally based on,"

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Well, part-time.

"Well, part-time."

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This is not the poster we agreed on!

"This is not the poster we agreed on!"

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Look, this campaign is brilliant.

"Look, this campaign is brilliant."

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A freaking horse.

"A freaking horse."

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In fact, it gives my campaign a whole new narrative.

"In fact, it gives my campaign a whole new narrative."

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Tony's the lead.

"Tony's the lead."

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I saw Beth.

"I saw Beth."

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