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Clips from Glee (2009) - Drama (S03E03)

"and I just love everything that you do."
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"Why, thank you, Brit."
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"Okay, I really want to run your campaign for president."
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"Out of all the kids at the school, I think that you"
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"are the biggest unicorn. I'm sorry?"
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"Well, when a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn,"
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"and he, he becomes a unicorn, and he poops out cotton candy,"
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"until he forgets he's magical."
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"And then his horn falls off."
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"And black unicorns, they becomes zebras."
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"Oh, that's... that's a terrifying story."
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"No, it's not."
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"No, okay. No."
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"The point is, is that..."
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"a unicorn is sebody who knows they're magical,"
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"and isn't afraid to show it."
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"You went through hell last year,"
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"and you never forgot how special you were."
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"And I've slept with a lot of people, and am really popular,"
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"so I think I could get you mega votes."
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"Then why don't you just run?"
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"I'm not smart enough."
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"What's the capital of Ohio?"
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"Brittany. O."
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"What?"
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"Do you even know who the president is?"
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"Will. i.am."
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"Well, Brit, I have to say that I'm, I'm flattered."
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"And really excited."
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"Cool. Okay, I'll come over after school,"
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"and we'll work on your campaign posters."
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"I got a lot of great ideas."
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"Great. Great, uh... I'll see you then."
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"Sweet."
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"All right, New Directions!"
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"Big news. As you all know,"
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"Vocal Adrenaline came in second last year at Nationals."
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"The only good thing to come out of that lost weekend."
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"Besides us getting back together."
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"Well, the boosters at Carmel"
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"don't donate tens of thousands of dollars"
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"every year to come in second."
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"So they fired Dustin Goolsby- So handsome."
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"and they're having trouble finding a new coach."
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"Seems that no one wants to take on that pressure cooker."
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"That means they're vulnerable."
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"Yes. And if we work hard enough, we can beat them."
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"Which is why I've realized that, um..."
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"I can't direct the musical this year."
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"But, Mr. Shue, you can't cancel the musical."
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"My New York dreams depend on it."
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"I'm not cancelling it, I'm just not directing it."
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"My sole focus has to be in here."
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"And it's not just me that's going to have to"
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"focus harder this year. I've been too easy on you."
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"So every day after choir practice"
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"I'm instituting a mandatory "Booty Camp,""
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"so that we can work on our dancing."
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"Now, it's not for all of you- just the people that"
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"I think need help. Like..."
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"Finn. How did you know?"
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"And Puckerman, Hummel. I must protest."
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"You kind of have one move, Kurt. It's like this..."
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"sashay, and it's super distracting."
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"Jones. What?"
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"Hell to the nizzy-no. You told me once you were Beyonce."
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"You don't think she spends extra time in the dance studio?"
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"Mike Chang has offered to be my assistant."
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"And we start tomorrow and yes, Puckerman, it is mandatory."
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"Mr. Schuester, would you mind if I dropped by for a little bit?"
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"I really need to catch up with you guys. Okay, Mr. Shue, I'm glad"
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"that you're so concerned with our special needs members,"
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"but what about me? Okay? Who's going to direct the musical?"
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"Ladies and gentleman- your co-musical directors,"
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"Ms. Pillsbury and Coach Beiste."
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"Now, Ms. Pillsbury did such a good job helping me out"
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"with Rocky Horror last year that"
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"And I'm here to keep the football guys in line."
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"I've also talked them into playing the "Jets. ""
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"Mr. Shue, with all due respect to Ms. Pillsbury"
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"and Coach Beiste, this is crazy. They have absolutely"
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"zero experience in directing a musical. Not true."
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"In college, I was in A Funny Thing Happened"
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"on the Way to the Forum. I played the Forum."
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"The teachers at this school"
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"are already overworked and"
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"unfortunately a lot of them agree with Sue that"
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"the arts are a waste of time."
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"Besides, they are going to have some help."
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"I've decided to include a student director this year."
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"Mr. Shue, I'm honored, but Barbra was 40"
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"when she directed herself in Yentl, so it's just,"
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"it's too soon. I hate you."
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"I was actually hoping that Artie would take the job."
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"Me?"
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"I've developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance."
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"Come on, Artie, you've made short films,"
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"directing is your dream. You can do it."
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"I'm in."
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"All right."
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"You still make a mean cup of coffee?"
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"Shelby."
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"What are you- what are you doing here?"
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"It's the teachers' lounge, isn't it?"
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"It's where all the teachers hang out."
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"Yeah..."
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"I'm a teacher here now."
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"You ever hear of this guy named Al Motta?"
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"Mr. Motta, just so I'm clear,"
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"in exchange for this very generous donation"
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"all I have to do is hire Ms. Corcoran to start a second"
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"show choir at McKinley which features your daughter?"
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"For which I will cover any and all expenses."
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"My Sugar's a Super Nova, Figgy."
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"You have a deal. Mrs. Denny-Brown!"
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"Mr. Motta has just ended our toilet paper shortage"
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"with this enormous check!"
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"Wipe away!"
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"They actually sent a headhunter to track me down in New York."
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"Apparently I am the best show choir director money can buy."
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