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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Baby Steps (S11E11)

"I do cry less when I'm driven."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, I mean, it's -- it's sortof a triumphant return for me."
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"I spent four years therein sweats, with greasy hair,"
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"caring only about grades."
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"I pulled out all my eyebrowsduring finals week."
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"Now I have a big job,swanky apartment,"
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"shoes that cost morethan my first laptop..."
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"Oh, it's like a rom-com --"
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"you left a nerd and returned a hot nerd."
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"Ooh! Speaking of hot people,"
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"maybe I should go and recruit for NERP."
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"For legal reasons, we need a science-y person"
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"to endorse product."
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"Considering we're all a bunch of people who didn't graduate college,"
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"we sell a lot of products that go inside of you."
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"Yeah, no,it doesn't really work that way."
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"Excuse me, but our copper-infused toothpaste"
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"is on the FDA's top ten items to watch, so..."
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"for my Skype interview, and Iwould love to get your feedback."
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"Yes, please!"
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"You've been such a cheerleaderfor me with all my magic shows"
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"and SCARB dinners,I'd love to be yours."
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"I'm gonna stop you right there."
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"I've been out of work for a few months,"
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"and I've gotten kinda antsy."
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"To channel my anxiety, I have cleaned, I have organized."
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"Perhaps a bit obsessively."
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"Doctors were consulted."
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"One -- a therapist, so not even a real doctor."
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"But meds were quickly dismissed."
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"We didn't wantthe sexual side effects."
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"Anyway..."
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"I am going to channel my anxietyinto a career."
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"I am interviewing for my dream job --"
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"Senior VP of my favorite organizing chain store,"
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"Organize 'Em!"
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"I'm so excited, I could have an organaz--"
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"You're better than that."
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"So, throughout the call, I'm gonna be referring"
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"to this organizational system"
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"that I created using the Organize 'Em products."
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"Oh, Ms. Beckman, what an interesting point."
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"Boop."
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"Bop."
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"Oh, my God. What?"
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"Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you, your dad came over to help me."
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"It splintered."
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"Yeah, but my call."
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"We gotta take care of that before someone gets hurt."
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"Someone did."
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"I mean, what if it was Haley with the babies? Or Dylan?"
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"Or...?Or me. I threw up."
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"Holy Moses. Gloria was here yesterday in heels."
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"I'm sleepy."
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"Buddy, you gotta move. Someone's gonna trip over you."
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"Hey, guys, we can't do thisright now, okay?"
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"I've got -- I've gotan interview at 1:23."
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"Well, that's specific."
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"No, not for Audrey Beckman."
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"She's a god to OCD people."
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"Why do you thinkI've got that bumper sticker"
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"that says "Straighten It Like Beckman"?"
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"Can I come down now?"
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"If I don't have the babies' bottles"
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"when they wake up, they're mean."
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"You're not even in the terrible twos yet."
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"Oh, when do those start?"
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"Okay, look, it's almost time."
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"Just please, nobody make anynoise, nobody go in that office."
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"I have all my ducks in a row."
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"I'm just gonna run upstairsand change my shirt."
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"Oh, okay, but be careful."
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"Oh!Oh! Oh, boy! Oh, God!"
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"My leg is stuck!"
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"Somebody do something!"
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"I'm really goodat getting rings off."
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"Do you want meto butter your thighs?"
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"Hey, Dylan, sometimes I like to play things out"
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"in my head first, if that's helpful."
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"Hey, honey, uh, we need to talk to you about something.Hey."
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"and I -- I want you to brace yourself."
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"The adoption agency called --"
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"I'm not going back!"
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"Do you know what happens to soft, entitled kids in Da Nang?"
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"No, no, no, no, no, no!No, no."
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"N-No. No."
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"There's a baby boy --"
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"Ohhh."
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"I think you should do it."
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"Really? Just -- Just like that?What?"
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"Whatever stops you dropping by my sleepovers."
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"You guys are way too focused on me."
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"Plus, I think it'd be fun to have a baby brother."
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"Oh? Although..."
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"Although what?"
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"Aren't you guys kind of old to be having a baby?"
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"I'm getting into the juicy part of my teen years."
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"I don't want to have to take over for you."
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"You're like 50."
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"Oh, my God! No!"
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"Daddy's 44, and I'm 48."
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"You do realize when the baby's a senior in high school,"
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"you guys will be senior citizens?"
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"We will not be senior c--"
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"Cam.Sixty-six."
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"I'll be sixty-six."
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"And I'll be sixty-one."
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"Well, sixty-two."
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"Not until June!"
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"It's not working!My leg is really stuck in there!"
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"I'm not cutting my leg off."
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"Think about how fast you would run with a robot leg."
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"Luke, your mom's not getting a robot leg!"
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"She'd need two, or she'd just run in circles."
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"Come on, let's checkunder the stairs."
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"Yes, please, and hurry!"
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"What the hell's the matterwith this house?"
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"How could two steps be broken?"
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"My God, the humidity.My hair's gonna frizz out."
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"That's why I never showany pictures from 'Nam."
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