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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Baby Talk (S06E06)

"Then I held her tight..."
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"told her it was all gonna be okay."
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"By the way, I think I only wounded the spider."
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"It crawled off into my bedroom."
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"Wait. Is that why you slept on the couch last night?"
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"I'm dyin' out here."
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"Talkin' like a little boy is not working with the ladies."
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"Wow, lady."
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"You got some "tig ol' bitties"!"
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"[Stammers]"
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"Gosh!"
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"Your body's a perfect... this many."
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"Uh, do you wanna wrestle with our special bathing suit places?"
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"I just need two seconds, baby."
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"but I'd rather you take your time."
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"No, um, I'll be... I'll be right back."
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"Ancient Norse wisdom tells us that to sire a son..."
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"you must do three things right before you lay with your maiden."
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"First, eat pickled herring."
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"Eat itl"
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"[Emcee] Gentlemen, gentlemen."
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"On the main stage, throwing her life away..."
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"give it up for Marshall's daughter."
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"[Crowd Applauds]"
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"Who's your granddaddy?"
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"- That guy. - [Weeping]"
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"[Whimpers]"
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"[Groans]"
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"Hey, wanna have a three-way with me and my imaginary friend?"
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"His name's Otis."
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"Hey. Hey! Wanna come to my house and play telephone?"
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"I got the string, you got the cans."
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"[Giggles]"
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"I wet myself. Will you change me?"
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"Can't blame her on that one."
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"Guys, I have some terrible, terrible news."
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"I, Barney Stinson..."
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"can't pick up a girl whilst talking like a little boy."
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"Challenge forfeited. [Sobs]"
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"- We don't care about this at all. - No one challenged you. It wasn't really a challenge."
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"[Sobs] I'm sorry."
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"[Man] Hey, Gerard. What's with that shirt?"
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"Nobody could pick up a chick wearing that thing."
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"Challenge accept..."
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"[Sobbing]"
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"Wow, I'm glad that's over."
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"It was creepy watching Barney talk like a little kid."
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"Oh, but you find it irresistible when Becky does?"
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"I don't get it. The Ted that I went out with..."
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"was attracted to the kind of woman..."
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"who could use a steak knife without supervision."
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"For your information, Becky doesn't like steak."
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"She likes "pasghetti"... Spaghetti."
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"- And more importantly, she makes me feel needed. - Needed?"
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"She makes training wheels feel needed."
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"Hey, it's nice to feel needed."
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"And you know what? It's not a feeling guys get when they're with you."
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"[Gagging]"
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"Son, Viking lore tells us..."
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"that to ensure the continuation of your noble male lineage..."
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"get a big ol'bowl of ice and dunk your man sack right in there."
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"[Laughing] You two and your football."
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"Okay."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"- [Exhales] - [Ice Cubes Clink]"
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"[Screams]"
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"Now, get in there, point Lily due north..."
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"and make me a grandsonl"
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"Eriksenl"
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"Eriksen! [Groaning]"
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"When we were dating, I..."
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"I didn't make you feel needed?"
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"Come on. You always took charge of everything."
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"Oop. I got this."
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"Is this okay? Am I hurting you?"
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"- I got this. - Whoa! [Groans]"
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"[Rattling]"
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"Someone's trying to break in! Call the cops."
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"- [Shotgun Cocks] - I got this."
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"- Did that really bother you? - Well, yeah."
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"It's nice to be needed."
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"Look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you."
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"[Cell Phone Rings]"
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"It's Becky. Aw, she's trapped in a revolving door."
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"I got this."
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"Thank you."
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"- [Shivers] Let's make a baby. - Mmm!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Baby, you're packin' snowballs..."
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"and your breath smells like a mermaid fart."
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"Loving the dirty talk. You know what's even hotter?"
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"- If we face this-a way. - Hmm?"
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"- Ooh, we're bad. - Baby..."
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"Hey, baby, why are you facing me north?"
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"- I... - [Gasps]"
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"You're trying to make us have a boy!"
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"I can ex..."
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"How do you know about the north thing?"
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"Oh, um..."
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"And what are you doing with those lemons?"
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"Baby girl fertilizerl"
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"You're trying to make us have a girl!"
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"You are trying to make us have a girl."
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"All my least favorite students have been boys..."
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"so I googled "How to make a girl.""
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"Some really weird stuff came up. [Chuckles]"
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"But, finally, I found this conception Web site that said you should..."
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"[Thinking] Point south at the moment of conception..."
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"- eat a lemon... - [Sighs]"
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"Ooh. Ahhh. Oh, that's not bad."
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"Mmm!"
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"[Marshall] Eriksen!"
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"Lily, how could you do..."
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"exactly the same thing I did?"
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"You're supposed to be the sane one."
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"See that? Another boy expecting a woman to clean up his mistakes."
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"That's why girls are way better than boys."
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"Oh, really? Then how come whenever there's a creepy kid in a horror movie..."
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"it's always a little girl... or twin girls who speak in unison."
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"Oh, well, what about Chucky?"
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