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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Baby Talk (S06E06)

"- Okay, here's my list of baby names. - Oh."
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"- What about Tara? - No."
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"Not Tara. Tara was the hottest girl in my high school."
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"We were all, like, obsessed with her."
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"We didn't just talk about her and fantasize about her."
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"We wrote songs about her."
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"[Together] # Tara, your booty is so smooth #"
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"# And I hope this isn't rude #"
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"# But I wanna get up on it ##"
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"Not Tara."
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"What about Esther?"
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"[Male Emcee] Gentlemen, gentlemen."
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"On the main stage, give it up for Estherl"
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"Oh, oh."
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"Hey, Barney, that prime rib was surprisingly good..."
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"but it's 10:30 in the morning."
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"I don't need to see a lady get naked and dance."
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"Oh, Esther gets naked, but she doesn't dance."
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"Then what does she do?"
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"[Balloon Squeaking]"
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"[Balloon Pops]"
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"That was my card."
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"- [Men Clapping, Whooping] - [Loud Pop]"
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"Not Esther."
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"I need a drink. Ted? Hmm? Ted?"
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"Marshall, your list is entirely boy names."
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"You do realize there's roughly a 50% chance of you having a daughter, right?"
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"Okay, honestly, I've never thought about having a girl."
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"I don't want to think about having a girl."
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"Tara, Esther..."
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"can you imagine being one of those girls' dads?"
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"# Your booty Your booty's so smooth ##"
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen."
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"On the main stage, give it up for Marshall's daughter."
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"I have no idea how to raise a daughter."
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"What if she makes bad choices?"
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"I mean, what if she ends up dating some..."
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"Oh, God."
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"Papa, I want you to meet my new boyfriend."
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"Hey, bro."
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"Thanks for makin' such a hottie."
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"[Chuckles] Who's your daddy?"
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"You are... 'cause of all the sex we have!"
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"[Laughs, Moans]"
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"[Retches]"
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"I don't want a girl. I just want a little boy."
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"It's not what it sounds like, folks."
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"Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad."
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"[Woman] Marshall, is that you?"
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"Oh, okay, you guys, you're a little too close to the camera."
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"Can you back up a bit?"
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"How's this?"
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"Um, can you just sit in front of the computer like normal human beings?"
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"Perfect. Perfect."
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"What's up, Shooter?"
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"To be honest, I'm getting a little freaked out..."
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"about the idea of having a daughter."
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"I know you two probably aren't the right people to talk to about this."
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"- You had all boys. - Oh, well, that... that was just dumb luck."
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"Uh, hey, honey, would you get me a brewski from outta the shed?"
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"Sure. You want anything, Marshall?"
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"I'm in a computer, Mom."
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"Oh."
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"Yeah, all boys."
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"Total coinkydink."
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"It was no coinkydink."
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"Since the Viking age..."
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"the Eriksen men have passed down ancient secrets for conceiving boys."
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"Number one: Avoid lemons."
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"They're baby girl fertilizer."
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"Okay, no offense, Dad..."
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"but I doubt there's any scientific data to support..."
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"[Mocking] "I doubt there's any scientific data to support"..."
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"I had all sonsl"
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"Your grandfather had all sons."
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"Your great-grandfather had all sons."
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"Scoreboardl"
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"Who you gonna listen to... me or the scientific data?"
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"Members of the G-8 convened today in Vienna..."
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"to discuss plans to fight climate change, by which..."
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"- What? - Ask me what I did yesterday."
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"Hey, Becky. Becky, this is our news segment, okay?"
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"Nobody cares what you did yesterday."
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"Lighten up, Robin. What'd you do, sweetheart?"
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"Mike?"
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"Well, I'm new in town and don't know many people..."
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"but yesterday I met the sweetest man..."
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"who took me on a tour of the city."
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"[Whispering] Guys, New York is kinda cool."
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"Okay. Back to the G-8 conference."
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"Hello?"
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"Mike? Can I get in the shot?"
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"Fantastic."
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"Then, this cutie patootie..."
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"took me to this bar called MacLaren's right underneath his apartment."
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"Guys, I went out with Robin's roommate."
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"I saw her bedroom."
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"[Whispering] She's a messy Bessie."
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"In other news..."
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"later today a Manhattan architect gets punched in the throat."
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"Ow!"
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"Ted, of all the women in New York..."
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"Yeah. Not what it sounds like, folks."
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"Ted, you know that I hate her."
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"How could you go out on a date with this girl?"
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"It wasn't a date."
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"She came over to the apartment looking for you."
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"I made Robin my famous chocolate-chip cookies..."
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"but instead of chocolate chips I used Gummi bears."
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"Oh!"
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"[Screams] A spider!"
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"Let me guess."
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"She acted like a helpless little girl..."
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"and you stepped in as the big strong man."
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"I don't know if that's totally true."
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"It's okay, little darlin'."
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"[Sighs] Poor spider."
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"Hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"Spiders gotta die..."
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"so trees can grow."
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