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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Baby Talk (S06E06)

"So, have you guys landed on a name yet?"
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"## [Upbeat Pop]"
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"Hunka, hunka!"
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"Our DVR won't recognize it as a television program."
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"Peace talks in the region..."
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"No, she is not my daughter."
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"Sweet Mother Nature!"
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"Gentlemen, gentlemen. Give it up for Estherl"
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"# Marshall's daughter #"
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"He screwed up my childhood."
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"That's why I do this. [Laughs]"
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"Every time."
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"- Wait. Did you go out with Ted Mosby? - Yes!"
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"you had to go out with an eight-year-old girl?"
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"[Scoffs] Yeah. I slept."
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"Come on."
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"I know you think that's a compliment..."
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"This is ridiculous."
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"- [No Audible Dialogue] - You don't..."
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"[Groans]"
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"and heat up your lady parts to a balmy 105 degrees."
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"Ooh, ooh."
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"Uh, I'm sorry."
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"Wait. Where are you go... That's a compliment."
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"That's awesome."
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"No! It's my ice cream. You can't have any."
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"[Scoffs]"
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"Challenge completed!"
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"Our baby's name is..."
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"We're idiots."
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"[Ted Narrating] Kids, in the fall of 2010..."
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"our friends Stuart and Claudia had a baby..."
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"and Lily and Marshall were the first to visit the happy new parents."
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"We're tryin', but it's tougher than you think."
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"See, I like Tiffany."
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"And I don't want my daughter to have a whore's name."
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"- That's my mother's name. - I know."
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"Oh, I got it!"
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"How about we name the baby after you... Frigid Shrew."
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"Oh! That's good. No, no, no."
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"Let's call her Vodka."
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"Then at least we know you'll hold her tight and never let her go."
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"Don't knock the vodka. Wouldn't have a kid without it."
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"[Laughing] Oh, that's, Stuart... You are so..."
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"That's not gonna be us, right?"
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"I mean, how hard can it be to name a baby?"
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"Right? Just look at her. She's clearly a..."
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"- Lisa. - Emily."
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"- Emily? - Lisa?"
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"- [Baby Crying] - [Together] Uh-oh."
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"Okay! I made a list of awesome baby names."
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"Starting at the top, number one..."
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"I'm gonna stop you right there, Marshall."
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"You name a chubby white kid LeBron..."
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"and he's the one getting stuffed in the basketball hoop."
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"- Then I'm also crossing off, um, Shaquille... - Mm-hmm."
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"Hakeem and Dikembe."
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"Wait. What about Rob?"
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"- Rob? No. - Why not?"
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"Hey, Rob. What are you gonna make... a turkey?"
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"[Gasps]"
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"Not Rob."
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"Um, how about Ryan?"
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"[Screaming]"
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"Not Ryan."
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"Johnny?"
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"Hey, where's the goldfish? [Gasps]"
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"Not Johnny."
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"Or Gil."
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"Jeremy."
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"Jeremy, no!"
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"Definitely not Jeremy."
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"[Scoffs] His stuff was so derivative."
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"Well, I mean... Geez, Lily."
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"Well, whatever you do, do not name your baby Becky. Right?"
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"Why? What..."
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"Becky. My new co-anchor."
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"Wait, don't you guys ever watch the show?"
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"We really try."
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"I watched."
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"- Robin insisted I confirm how "awful" Becky is... - Mm-hmm."
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"so last night I checked it out."
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"have been described as productive."
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"- Becky. - Last night in Staten Island..."
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"Oh! That's so sad."
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"Becky, we're... we're journalists."
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"- We can't get emotional about the news we... - Oh, no!"
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"They stole all his money and then pelted him with his own taco meat!"
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"[Crying] Who would do that?"
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"Well, if you read this story, we might find out."
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"Oh. Can I do this one about the horse?"
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"- I love horsies. - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh! The horse died."
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"Guys, this news is all really sad."
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"Okay, no holds barred. What'd you think of Becky?"
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"Mmm."
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"[Murmurs]"
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"- I thought she was charming. - You too?"
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"Can somebody please explain to me why the "little girl" act works on men?"
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"Want the long version or the short version?"
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"Short version."
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"Short version..."
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"- Who's your daddy? - [Both Groan]"
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"You know, when you think about that..."
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"that phrase is really creepy."
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"No, it's not. It's fun. Here, watch this."
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"Hey, Lily..."
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"- who's your daddy? - [Chuckles]"
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"Okay, uh, let me get this straight."
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"So in this scenario, because you make such sweet love to Lily..."
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"she is now your daughter?"
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"I'm just... her daddy."
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"- Wow, that is disgusting. - Exactly. It's not like the opposite will work."
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"There's no way a guy could pick up a girl going around talking like a little boy."
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"- Challenge accepted. - No."
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"I, Barney Stinson..."
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"will pick up a girl whilst talking like a little boy."
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"- [All Chattering] - It'll never work."
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