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Clips from Community (2009) - Analysis of Cork-Based Networking (S05E05)

"Any way we could bump that up a little..."
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"...so it's somewhere above "Lower flag for Reagan's death"?"
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"We were just starting to like you."
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"What was your stumbling block, being nice?"
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"Look, I admire your idealism, but my guess is..."
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"Game on, baby."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"What? God."
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"This isn't over."
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"Here we go. You wanted to get dirty. This is where it starts."
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"Deputy Custodian Lapari..."
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"...Annie Edison from Save Greendale Committee. How's your daughter's...?"
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"Sorry, this is a closed function. We don't discuss business at mixers."
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"- But your daughter, soccer... - Soccer. Yes. Thanks for coming."
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"Yes, that is a Whitney original."
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"Flushes like a DC-10 turbine."
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"But what's wrong with a little friendship between departments?"
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"- Bob? - Excuse me."
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"Chief Custodian Bob Waite, Buzz Hickey, Annie Edison."
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"...get blocked by this weird filter thing. Say I wanted to move a work order..."
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"...for a bulletin board from the bottom of the queue to the top."
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"...when I'm dealing with this?"
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"They want their porn unblocked."
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"- Then they'll give you your board. - That's what that was?"
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"How did you know? Did you investigate pornography when you were a cop?"
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"Something like that."
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"- He wants a bribe. - Welcome to the labyrinth."
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"Only there ain't no puppets or bisexual rock stars down here."
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"...a piece of cork and a few pins. So, what, is it worth it?"
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"Is that all a bulletin board is? A piece of cork? That's not what it is..."
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"...to people that lose their pets, people that need rides..."
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"...people whose bad bands need bad bass players."
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"To them, every pushpin has the power to change the future."
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"I know a lady in the IT Department."
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"I learned how to say this in sign language."
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"I learned how to say this in sign language."
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"Don't forget I can read lips."
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"I learned how to say this in sign language."
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"I have an idea."
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"- What? - "Bear Down For Midterms.""
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"You can't just repeat it. You need to explain yourself."
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"It's midterm time. People have to "bear down"..."
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"...study hard, get to work."
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"It's "Bear Down For Midterms.""
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"It's a play on words. "Bear down" is an expression."
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"I know the expression, Chang."
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""Fly On The Wall For Midterms," you might ask, "What do you mean?""
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"Chang?"
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"Are you crying?"
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"I understand I've been crazy in the past..."
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"...but it doesn't make it less frustrating to be dismissed like this."
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"I don't know if it's like a joke to you. Are all Asian men like a joke?"
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"- A racial thing? - No."
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"- No. No. - I paid for my crimes."
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"I do wanna make a difference."
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"And can you respect that? Please?"
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"Chang, what can we do here?"
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""Bear Down For Midterms.""
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"- Okay. - Okay, well..."
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"We'll put up some bear things?"
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"We'll bear down. For midterms."
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"Okay."
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"You want me to lift web restrictions solely for Custodial?"
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"They need to have full access so they can research custodian stuff."
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"- Okay. What do you want? - Excuse me?"
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"Tell us what we can do, so that you can do this for us."
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"I guess I could use decent parking."
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"Right now they make me park in Annex B like a lunch lady."
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"Our committee can talk to Parking."
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"Let's be clear. I want everything to get through that blocker."
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"- What do you mean everything? - Everything!"
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"I'm very happy right now."
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"Birthday stuff. This is coming together better than I thought."
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"I'm sorry, birthday stuff?"
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"- Yes, Duncan. - Okay, I'm sorry."
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"Birthday stuff."
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"Well, I've been sad to see that bulletin board down in the cafeteria for so long."
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"Always had a passion for bulletins."
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"...I won't stand in the way."
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"...to have the dean appoint someone to oversee them..."
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"...to make sure they stay organised and protected. I'll do it."
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"- We could look into that. - Well, not to be that guy..."
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"...but could you look into that before I do this?"
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"You wanna control all bulletin boards in the school. Why?"
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"You might wanna start talking turkey, Waldron..."
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"...the Macy's Parade is almost over and Grandma's getting drunk."
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"Know where my department's power comes from?"
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"- Parking spaces. - Wrong."
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"There was plenty of space to park in dinosaur times..."
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"...but not one single Parking Department."
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"My power comes from a scarcity of parking..."
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"...just like your dad's comes from a lack of hugs."
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"And you know what takes my power away? Carpools."
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"Take the books off your head, we're done posturing."
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"- What? - I'll talk to the dean."
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"I must say, I don't know what we did, but we sure did it."
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"And bear down. Right, buddy?"
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"Too soon, you guys."
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"This is way too soon."
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"- Too soon for what? - Too soon for this."
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"After this morning in Wisconsin?"
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"Why am I explaining this when this is obviously a ghoulish reference to it?"
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"That's where I got the idea."
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"Sometimes you hear something, forget you heard it..."
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"...but you think you came up with... Oh, man, this is bad."
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"We're in crisis mode now."
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"We really messed up, you guys."
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"But first, a toast..."
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"...to hanging a bulletin board."
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"Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy."
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"First time toasting? Get in here, buddy. Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy."
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"I'm not saying that."
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"...but I'm not signing this form until Professor Hickey says:"
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""Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy.""
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"Whatever you've got in your butt..."
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"...can we get it out later?"
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"When, after he signs it? After it's too late?"
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"- Annie? - You petty old man."
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"When we started, I thought you'd get a taste of the system..."
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"- You're just like all the people that... - What? The people that put you here?"
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