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Clips from Community (2009) - Analysis of Cork-Based Networking (S05E05)

"Okay, let's get serious."
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"Like House Vogadash in the HBO series, Bloodlines of Conquest."
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"I don't start watching shows..."
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"I don't care enough to lie, so no."
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"I can't hear either."
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"Gibberish. You're good."
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"Banana. Train."
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"Okay. I am on bulletin board duty."
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"You guys are in charge of the dance."
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"Oh, Professor Pushpin."
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"- Talk to a custodian. We're janitors. - There's a difference?"
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"- Had enough? - I'm just getting started."
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"...that you will be crying uncle before that board ever goes up."
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"Sandals! Sandals!"
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"Get a load of that wood burnt sign."
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"Did Mr. Whitney in Woodshop make that for you guys?"
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"Hickey and Edison, something in the job queue."
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"- I'm impressed. - It's election time."
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"A lot of the websites we try and visit..."
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"So, yes, professor, it's worth it."
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"Okay, I'll put some food on the tables, dim the lights, that's a midterm dance."
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""Bear Down For Midterms.""
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"Is there a dot I'm not connecting?"
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""Fly on the wall" is an expression, but if I were to pitch:"
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"I don't know if you guys see me as human anymore."
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"If the filter is mistakenly blocking a site..."
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"...they just need to submit the URL and I can..."
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"Oh, cool. I didn't know it could work that way."
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"Understood."
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"- So just, bears everywhere? - Yep."
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"And then we'll have some cakes, party hats."
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"If parking for the IT guy puts that board back where it belongs..."
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"You need, speaking as a fan of bulletins..."
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"You want me to talk turkey, well, gobble, gobble..."
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"So you don't even know what Ewoks sound like?"
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"I guess the key to dance decoration is just pick an idea."
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"Here are your sodas. Oh, my God."
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"- Yeah. Pretty great. - Yeah. Bear down, baby."
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"Oh, well, I hate to be that guy..."
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"Damn it, Annie. Don't do this."
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"...and spit it out, not open a bottling plant."
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"Where should I put that bulletin?"
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"...that lights his cigars on student rideshares?"
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"I thought better of you, young lady."
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"Oh, hey, Annie."
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"- Yeah. - Pretty cool."
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"- I don't understand. - That's an expression."
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"No! God, no."
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"But I don't see the connection..."
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"This has been a great day."
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"Thank you."
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"But I really liked her."
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"I'm devastated."
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"Now I feel bad."
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"Hello. What happened to you?"
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"- Nothing. You never called. - I'm sorry."
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"The year of the gas leak, but I won't use that as an excuse."
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"- Do you want to go to lunch sometime? - No. I'd like to go to dinner. Now."
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"Excuse me. Excuse me."
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"You've heard this expression Your entire life"
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"It's a bear dance!"
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"For tape, glue, and adhesives, press two."
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"What's your clearance level?"
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"Save Greendale Committee, please welcome our newest member..."
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"...math teacher Ben Chang."
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"I've compiled a short list of the most immediate Greendale emergencies."
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"Is deforestation on the list?"
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"I, for one, am glad that this is happening."
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"What this school needs is a band of heroes."
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"Champions willing to rise up and "Get all those potatoes out of the gym.""
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"That is a good show."
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"They really get the incest right."
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"Mediaeval fantasy based on these books nobody read."
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"Oh, wait, dragons? Is that a spoiler? I just started season one."
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"You're behind, so we have to live in a world where there's no dragons?"
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"Do we have to pretend that Lord Stevarios is still alive?"
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"Thanks, Abed. How about I buy all the Bloodlines of Conquest books..."
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"...read ahead, and spoil the whole series for you?"
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"- An insane person would do that. - Knuckleheads, focus."
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"Item one, the Greendale student census is out of date."
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"Britta, Abed, why don't you partner up on that one?"
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"Give you a chance to squash this beef."
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"Next, midterm dance is tonight. Who'd like to be on the decorating committee?"
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"- No. - Fine. I'll do it."
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"- I will be on that committee. - Me too."
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"Are you guys volunteering because I'll do all the work?"
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"- I wouldn't. - Not at all."
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"I will reward that honesty by giving you something easy."
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"A bulletin board fell down in the cafeteria a couple months ago."
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"- Think you can get it hung back up? - I'll give it a drive-by."
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"Great. We have now completed our first task:"
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"Have a productive meeting."
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"For every task that we complete..."
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"...a star goes on the task wall."
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"Oh, no."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother!"
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"Brince Ironstone's daughter is his mother!"
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"Hi, there."
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"- What can I do for you? - Get me a drill, screws, bulletin board?"
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"- No, I cannot. - Okay, I tried. Bye."
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"If you wanna hang a bulletin board, get a work order."
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"They're more powerful than you?"
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"I'm taking census. Fill out this form, but don't talk. I can't hear."
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"Thank you."
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"- ...with a girl we never see again? - I can't hear you."
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"The midterm dance will need a visual theme..."
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"- I have an idea. - Your last idea was to murder."
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"Edison, the bulletin board's a no-go."
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"Really? So you did your best and this task just eludes you?"
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"I have a lifetime of experience with red tape. I know when to walk away."
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"- Yeah, you do. - Hey, Edison."
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"The system is lazy. I have integrity, too much to deal with any of it."
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"- I'll do it myself. - And I would love to watch you try."
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"Jerry, Carlo, Crazy Schmidt. I'm Annie."
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"- You learned our names. - I did."
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"Crazy Schmidt, how are C.J.'s clarinet lessons going?"
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"...with her left finger lifts, but she's getting there."
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"Annie, do you want that bulletin board hung up?"
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"There you go. That should happen in three to six business months."
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