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Clips from Archer (2009) - Animation (S02E02)

"Darling, don't make me shoot you."
Archer (2009)
"Hey, I'm kidding. Baby, come on, will you relax?"
Archer (2009)
"You don't have to. Look at me."
Archer (2009)
"- Even if you were, I wouldn't care. - Aah. Really?"
Archer (2009)
"- But you're not though, right? Awesome. - No."
Archer (2009)
"Once we explain it all to Mother, I'm sure she'll say..."
Archer (2009)
"Katya, on your knees, hands behind your head and toss out that weapon."
Archer (2009)
"- Although not in that order. - Hey, not in any order."
Archer (2009)
"Mother, this is all just a huge misunderstanding."
Archer (2009)
"Just what a double agent would say."
Archer (2009)
"Ugh, we've covered that. Mother, listen."
Archer (2009)
"- Oh. Sorry, Archer. ARCHER: Lana, no."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry, darling."
Archer (2009)
"[YELLS]"
Archer (2009)
"Holy shit."
Archer (2009)
"I'm sorry I had to do that, darling. Please don't hate me."
Archer (2009)
"Are you kidding?"
Archer (2009)
"I've never been this turned on in my entire life."
Archer (2009)
"[BOTH MOANING]"
Archer (2009)
"That little bitch."
Archer (2009)
"Don't worry, she won't get far. I'm locking ISIS down, top to bottom."
Archer (2009)
"It's pound, pound, six, pound, five, two."
Archer (2009)
"Duh."
Archer (2009)
"- Pound, pound, six... - You're hitting star."
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER: Security system off-line."
Archer (2009)
"- Damn it. - Restarting, in..."
Archer (2009)
"- Ha-ha-ha. - But, darling, where will we go?"
Archer (2009)
"Because as sexy as it was shooting at Lana..."
Archer (2009)
"Just her weapons."
Archer (2009)
"What if they think that you are double agent?"
Archer (2009)
"Come on, they may think I'm a lot of shitty things..."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, he's an idiot and a shit bird."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, how do you explain this?"
Archer (2009)
"CHERYL: Yes. GILLETTE: Uh, bad parenting?"
Archer (2009)
"That was taken outside the parking garage not five minutes ago."
Archer (2009)
"After Slutya Slutsakova did this."
Archer (2009)
"After? Why didn't you lock down the building?"
Archer (2009)
"COMPUTER: Security system restarting in five minutes."
Archer (2009)
"You were hitting star again."
Archer (2009)
"Because it kills me to say this..."
Archer (2009)
"...but Sterling's obviously been flipped by that Russian whore..."
Archer (2009)
"...so we have to treat them both..."
Archer (2009)
"...as double agents."
Archer (2009)
"- He's your son, not a... - Ray, she got him to quit drinking."
Archer (2009)
"So, what's the plan?"
Archer (2009)
"Sterling will go to ground..."
Archer (2009)
"...but he'll need to pick up his bug-out bag, so..."
Archer (2009)
"Goddamn, Woodhouse, are you deaf?"
Archer (2009)
"A bit, yes, but I'm afraid I know nothing about this."
Archer (2009)
"- What was it? - My bug-out bag. It was right here."
Archer (2009)
"It's a calfskin Hermès grip..."
Archer (2009)
"...and it's full of fake passports and mustaches."
Archer (2009)
"Oh, and 200 grand in cash."
Archer (2009)
"Do you like to travel?"
Archer (2009)
"If you don't find that bag..."
Archer (2009)
"...I will empty the entire contents of your body..."
Archer (2009)
"...and use your leathery skin as a replacement."
Archer (2009)
"- I shall check my sewing room. - Wait, his what?"
Archer (2009)
"- But even with money and passports... - And mustaches."
Archer (2009)
"- Where will we go?"
Archer (2009)
"If ISIS thinks you are double agent we can't stay here."
Archer (2009)
"- And if we go back to Russia... - Russia?"
Archer (2009)
"Look, no offense, but standing in line for beets and toilet paper..."
Archer (2009)
"Ah, is not so bad, you take crossword, you catch up with your neighbors."
Archer (2009)
"Neighbors, that's it. We'll go to Canada and work for the..."
Archer (2009)
"Wait, does Canada even have a spy agency?"
Archer (2009)
"- Yes, but... - Wh...? Why?"
Archer (2009)
"- It's Canada. - Don't you see?"
Archer (2009)
"Wherever we go, someone will always be hunting us."
Archer (2009)
"So let them hunt."
Archer (2009)
"Katya, we're the two best secret agents in the world."
Archer (2009)
"...because you still have not solved my Kasanova problem."
Archer (2009)
"Hang on, hasty pudding."
Archer (2009)
"BARRY: Pitch is out, I can't hold altitude. ARCHER: What?"
Archer (2009)
"BORIS [IN AMERICAN ACCENT]: Barry Dillon, ODIN agent."
Archer (2009)
"A man barely alive."
Archer (2009)
"Gentlemen, we can rebuild him."
Archer (2009)
"We have the capability to make the world's first bionic man."
Archer (2009)
"Better, stronger, faster."
Archer (2009)
"[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]"
Archer (2009)
"This is amazing."
Archer (2009)
"Can we actually create such a thing?"
Archer (2009)
"So about that promotion..."
Archer (2009)
"I want to see this Bionic Barry."
Archer (2009)
"Well, then, you'd better pack a bag."
Archer (2009)
"Business or pleasure?"
Archer (2009)
"Oh, pleasure. Definitely pleasure."
Archer (2009)
"Alrighty. Well, welcome to the United States."
Archer (2009)
"Thanks. Or shalom or whatever it is we say."
Archer (2009)
"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Like always."
Archer (2009)
"And we'll always be one step ahead of them."
Archer (2009)
"No matter who's hunting us."
Archer (2009)
"Even if it's... Oh, I don't know, a criminally insane cyborg."
Archer (2009)
"BARRY [OVER PHONE]: Yeah, probably."
Archer (2009)
"If I knew and/or cared who and/or what that was."
Archer (2009)
"...l'm going to kill and/or murder Sterling Archer."
Archer (2009)
"Wha...? Nyet! Archer may be my son."
Archer (2009)
"Well, too bad, because you've sown the wind, and now you shall reap..."
Archer (2009)
"...the Barry."
Archer (2009)
"I said don't take the bridge, dickhead."
Archer (2009)
"[HORNS HONKING]"
Archer (2009)
"Reset the f****** meter."
Archer (2009)
"[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] Actually, you know what?"
Archer (2009)
"Darling, please. Forget the bag."
Archer (2009)
"We need it, and... Hey, what about this?"
Archer (2009)
"Canada's got casinos, right?"
Archer (2009)
"Baby, come on, remember who we're dealing with here."
Archer (2009)
"KRIEGER: And here we are."
Archer (2009)
"I swear, if anyone saw me in this awful van..."
Archer (2009)
"How could they, with this illegal-ass window tint?"
Archer (2009)
"I'm serious, Woodhouse, either find that bag or a Magic Marker..."
Archer (2009)
"Afraid I haven't seen a Magic Marker either, sir."
Archer (2009)
"Bit of a mess in here."
Archer (2009)
"Was this my billiard room?"
Archer (2009)
"- Sir? - It doesn't matter, Woodhouse."
Archer (2009)
"I'm leaving. Go nuts. Hang a bunch of Georgia O'Keeffe posters."
Archer (2009)
"Can also hang."
Archer (2009)
"Woodhouse, for the first time in my life, I'm in love."
Archer (2009)
"And nobody, especially Mother, is gonna ruin that for me."
Archer (2009)
"Just that one."
Archer (2009)
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