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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Wedding Sitter (S01E01)

"Oh! This little 'sitch?"
Dr. Ken
"The end."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah, even if that something is lying to us."
Dr. Ken
"Drop those patient charts."
Dr. Ken
"I have something important."
Dr. Ken
"To be rude, I don't care."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, guys."
Dr. Ken
"I've been pumped for this wedding"
Dr. Ken
"since the invitation came two months ago."
Dr. Ken
"Mine only came last week."
Dr. Ken
"Mine too!"
Dr. Ken
"You know what this means?"
Dr. Ken
"Guys, I'm sure that's not the case."
Dr. Ken
"I don't know."
Dr. Ken
"Mine was addressed to "Dr. Julie Dobbs"
Dr. Ken
"or current resident.""
Dr. Ken
"Ah, come on, bro!"
Dr. Ken
"Give me a little preview of the event."
Dr. Ken
"on the ones and twos as his cousin,"
Dr. Ken
"'cause I’s bring some serious noise to the dance floor, yo."
Dr. Ken
"Here's a little taste."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, well,"
Dr. Ken
"after tomorrow you no longer be a free man."
Dr. Ken
"Well, last call to get some honey on the old stinger, eh?"
Dr. Ken
"It's gonna be a beautiful celebration!"
Dr. Ken
"I've been renting mine since I lost it in a fire..."
Dr. Ken
"started by my wife... while it was still on my body."
Dr. Ken
"Anyway, quick download about this wedding..."
Dr. Ken
"now, out of respect for my desire"
Dr. Ken
"don't talk to me directly."
Dr. Ken
"And I don't want any of your usual pushback."
Dr. Ken
"Tough but fair."
Dr. Ken
"Good group. Very respectful."
Dr. Ken
"And, oh, good luck picking your tux."
Dr. Ken
"But remember, they all look the same when they're on fire."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, and Will Smith's deejay's cousin is spinning,"
Dr. Ken
"so you know the tunes are gonna be dope!"
Dr. Ken
"Look, I know you don't love weddings,"
Dr. Ken
"Mom, you don't like weddings?"
Dr. Ken
"It's true. She wanted to elope..."
Dr. Ken
"Well, what would have been my dream wedding,"
Dr. Ken
"which she almost ruined anyway."
Dr. Ken
"She can't babysit tonight."
Dr. Ken
"You know what? You go."
Dr. Ken
"I'll stay here with the kids."
Dr. Ken
"You'll have a great time without me."
Dr. Ken
"No, I can't go without you."
Dr. Ken
""hi, I'm Ken Park and this is my wife Jurassic.""
Dr. Ken
"We can't just leave Dave alone."
Dr. Ken
"It'll be okay. I'll watch "Home Alone.""
Dr. Ken
"It'll be a night of irony."
Dr. Ken
"What? No!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm supposed to go to the grove with my friends!"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, yeah?"
Dr. Ken
"I've been planning this for a couple of months, girl."
Dr. Ken
"one to train my part, the other to reinforce it."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, problem solved."
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"And our Uber driver Varis is here!"
Dr. Ken
"Now, remember, Uber passengers are rated, too, so just be cool."
Dr. Ken
"Last time I pulled a two-star"
Dr. Ken
"after a pretty serious directional dispute."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, guys, I don't see my name."
Dr. Ken
"Is there a world where they think my name is "Cliff?""
Dr. Ken
"Because there's a "Cliff.""
Dr. Ken
"Classic B Team."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I don't where, but I'm sitting down at some point."
Dr. Ken
"I can't just stand up all night... not in these heels,"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, hey, Pat. What are you doing over here?"
Dr. Ken
"Who?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, you know, the ones from work."
Dr. Ken
"the guy who always sounds like he's greeting people"
Dr. Ken
"at a Renaissance Fair,"
Dr. Ken
"and the gal with the, uh, the voice of a..."
Dr. Ken
"but, with that said, when the music calls, I must answer."
Dr. Ken
"See you out there."
Dr. Ken
"and tell her you refuse to shake what she gave you?"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Never trust a big butt and smile ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ 'Cause in some motion ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Bless you, child. I am starving!"
Dr. Ken
"Hi, Mrs. Pancake."
Dr. Ken
"Molly, a word."
Dr. Ken
"Why is she here? She hasn't sat for us in years."
Dr. Ken
"so I can go to the grove with my friends."
Dr. Ken
"Why do you get to go out and I have to stay here?"
Dr. Ken
"Where would you even go?"
Dr. Ken
"at Gamer's Paradise."
Dr. Ken
"I'm sure one of the nerds will blog about it."
Dr. Ken
"Yes!"
Dr. Ken
"Okay. He's in bed by 10:30,"
Dr. Ken
"he can have all the pizza he wants,"
Dr. Ken
"Make sure he flosses, brushes, and wears his night guard."
Dr. Ken
"Make sure you tarp his pillow,"
Dr. Ken
"because the mouth guard makes him drool."
Dr. Ken
"And make sure you turn his fan on high,"
Dr. Ken
"because the tarp makes him sweat."
Dr. Ken
"I remember the drill!"
Dr. Ken
"What I would do to that guy after 12 dates."
Dr. Ken
"Julie, just give it up."
Dr. Ken
"You coming?"
Dr. Ken
"Your oyster etiquette leaves a lot to be desired."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh, sorry. - No. No, please."
Dr. Ken
"I love beer."
Dr. Ken
"- Oh! - That's so crazy!"
Dr. Ken
"It's so crazy."
Dr. Ken
"could not survive without it."
Dr. Ken
"Okay. On the count of three,"
Dr. Ken
"name your favorite TV show, all right?"
Dr. Ken
"One, two, three... "House of Cards.""
Dr. Ken
"Whatever yours is!"
Dr. Ken
"So!"
Dr. Ken
"Where do you all know the happy couple from?"
Dr. Ken
"Did you go to Dartmouth?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh, why do you keep ghosting me on the dance floor?"
Dr. Ken
"Oh. I thought you were ghosting me."
Dr. Ken
"Your whole "I don't like weddings" thing..."
Dr. Ken
"it's a real bummer."
Dr. Ken
"It's a bummer?"
Dr. Ken
"and it's like you don't even want to be here."
Dr. Ken
"You know what, Ken?"
Dr. Ken
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