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Clips from Dr. Ken - The Wedding Sitter (S01E01)

"Which tux should I wear"
Dr. Ken
"to Dr. Tuttle's wedding this weekend?"
Dr. Ken
"Wait, you got your invitation two months ago?"
Dr. Ken
"An invitation is an invitation."
Dr. Ken
"Ooh! Man of the hour!"
Dr. Ken
"We can't wait for your wedding!"
Dr. Ken
"Told you."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, it's gonna be amazing."
Dr. Ken
"We got his cousin..."
Dr. Ken
"Alan Jazzy Jeff."
Dr. Ken
"- Yeah, I'm good. - All right, I'll see you."
Dr. Ken
"- I'll see y'all tomorrow. - All right!"
Dr. Ken
"Bye-bye."
Dr. Ken
"I've had it."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah."
Dr. Ken
"to only socialize with those at or above my status,"
Dr. Ken
"I'm gonna request that the three of you..."
Dr. Ken
"- Thy will be done. - Ah!"
Dr. Ken
"The food is gonna be awesome!"
Dr. Ken
"but this one's gonna be de-luxe."
Dr. Ken
"They're fine... I'm just not as into them as your father is."
Dr. Ken
"almost denied me my dream wedding."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, no. Megan's got food poisoning!"
Dr. Ken
"What are we gonna do?"
Dr. Ken
"People love that."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, Molly, you're staying home with Dave tonight."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, really? How long you been planning that?"
Dr. Ken
"A couple days."
Dr. Ken
"I even got two haircuts for this..."
Dr. Ken
"You will not take this night away from me."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah. I remember."
Dr. Ken
"not in this dress, not in this wig."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, I'm just trying to avoid the others."
Dr. Ken
"I've been looking for you."
Dr. Ken
"Why aren't you dancing?"
Dr. Ken
"Ah."
Dr. Ken
"Come on, girl."
Dr. Ken
"You want me to call your mama"
Dr. Ken
"Okay, fine. Let's go."
Dr. Ken
"♪ That girl is poison ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Thanks for coming on such short notice."
Dr. Ken
"It's a pleasure to sit for little Dave again."
Dr. Ken
"So, has he been changed?"
Dr. Ken
"Well, it wouldn't hurt to check."
Dr. Ken
"I called Mrs. P out of retirement"
Dr. Ken
"I'll tell Mom and Dad."
Dr. Ken
"Hello, cheese pizza topped with mini cheese pizzas."
Dr. Ken
"but try to limit his sugar consumption."
Dr. Ken
"Finding love at a wedding isn't real."
Dr. Ken
"You know what is real?"
Dr. Ken
"That raw bar... I'm gonna go post up."
Dr. Ken
"I've never met anybody else who likes beer."
Dr. Ken
"Literally eat it three times a day..."
Dr. Ken
"Oh, my God. What are the chances, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"Hello, fellow table mates."
Dr. Ken
"We all went to college with Beth."
Dr. Ken
"There you are."
Dr. Ken
"This place must be pretty haunted, huh?"
Dr. Ken
"I've held this in for a while,"
Dr. Ken
"but I'm just gonna say it..."
Dr. Ken
"Yeah! I'm trying to have fun with you,"
Dr. Ken
"Bum-mer."
Dr. Ken
"No, you don't."
Dr. Ken
"No. Actually, Ken, you know what you are?"
Dr. Ken
"You're a selfish dancer."
Dr. Ken
"You don't dance with me."
Dr. Ken
"but mostly you're all about you."
Dr. Ken
"We danced for six straight songs together."
Dr. Ken
"Ken, I left the dance floor 5 1/2 songs ago,"
Dr. Ken
"Selfish dancer."
Dr. Ken
"You sweet boy. I'd love a milk, please."
Dr. Ken
"Oh!"
Dr. Ken
"Today's contestants are..."
Dr. Ken
"From next door? No."
Dr. Ken
"Having fun?"
Dr. Ken
"Just when you think you're in a good place, bam!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm not selfish!"
Dr. Ken
"I'm a massively gifted dancer, Allison!"
Dr. Ken
"from the moment my feet first graced the dance floor!"
Dr. Ken
"Good for you. Can I just..."
Dr. Ken
"The year was 1982."
Dr. Ken
"because before that... oh, my God."
Dr. Ken
"I've been an idiot."
Dr. Ken
"Mm-hmm."
Dr. Ken
"So, what, is it Luigi..."
Dr. Ken
"Uh, I'm gonna head to the men's."
Dr. Ken
"What are you talking about?"
Dr. Ken
"That's why we didn't have any place cards"
Dr. Ken
"he was a foot taller than usual"
Dr. Ken
"and significantly more Samoan."
Dr. Ken
"I'll never see him again."
Dr. Ken
"Sorry, not leaving, not sorry."
Dr. Ken
"Okay, I'll go!"
Dr. Ken
"and no one to dance with, I took action."
Dr. Ken
"I realized my filthy moves were just a way for me to fit in"
Dr. Ken
"like Tuttle just scored."
Dr. Ken
"You know, you people have been showing each other"
Dr. Ken
"I was wrong to impose such harsh social restrictions"
Dr. Ken
"on you people."
Dr. Ken
"Ah, tonight has just been horrible."
Dr. Ken
"So, please, join me."
Dr. Ken
"All I have is my word, so..."
Dr. Ken
"- Hi! - Hi."
Dr. Ken
"I was looking all over for you,"
Dr. Ken
"You know what? I don't think you're at the wrong wedding."
Dr. Ken
"♪ And it was plain to see you were my destiny ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ With arms open wide ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ I threw away my pride ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ Oh-ho ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ You're always there in time of need ♪"
Dr. Ken
"♪ And when I lose my will ♪"
Dr. Ken
"Even the use of force was justified."
Dr. Ken
"I had a great time dancing with you."
Dr. Ken
"- Really? - And you know what?"
Dr. Ken
""even if you could build that wall,"
Dr. Ken
"who's gonna pay for it?""
Dr. Ken
"Hi, Mrs. Pancake. It's Molly."
Dr. Ken
"Go for Dave Park."
Dr. Ken
"Hey, sweetie. How's it going?"
Dr. Ken
"Perfectly. Why would you ask that?"
Dr. Ken
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