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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"Fine. Great. Rock blocked. You're free to go."
American Dad! (2005)
"Whore."
American Dad! (2005)
"Shut the hell up, Hayley."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Free speech and there's gun control and lousy Democrats #"
American Dad! (2005)
"#The women have careers and form opinions oftheir own #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, no, that's just Rog- Sold."
American Dad! (2005)
"I've decided to giveyou your old job back."
American Dad! (2005)
"You've lost it, Stan."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yes! Oh, my God! It's been, like, forever."
American Dad! (2005)
"Your country's foreign policy is despicable..."
American Dad! (2005)
"I finally get to see Angelina Jolie's sweet..."
American Dad! (2005)
"No!"
American Dad! (2005)
"these baskets go for, like, 80 bucks at Pier One."
American Dad! (2005)
"Silence! You were not purchased foryour opinions."
American Dad! (2005)
"With inevitable negative..."
American Dad! (2005)
"I have a meeting. I'm in this secret group called Al-Qae-"
American Dad! (2005)
"You freakin' nailed it."
American Dad! (2005)
"and you turned him down?"
American Dad! (2005)
"# Maybeyou've got no reason to complain #"
American Dad! (2005)
"#Why Because we like our bodies #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# Oh, it's so awfully grand #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# I think I'm gonna hurl #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# It's theworst place in theworld #"
American Dad! (2005)
"I started this point system, and she's way behind."
American Dad! (2005)
"# I onlywant to see the world explore and socialize #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# It's great ifyou're from Mars #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# So ifyou've got a vagina #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Whore!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Wow, this is so not how I pictured my first time."
American Dad! (2005)
"Now I know how Brenda Walsh felt on prom night."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know, Shannen Doherty on 90210..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Anyway, once upon a time there was a magical place..."
American Dad! (2005)
"with this whole "being a man" thing, huh?"
American Dad! (2005)
"All right. But be warned-"
American Dad! (2005)
"but I must now fulfill my destiny."
American Dad! (2005)
"giving the guy from the Peach Pit his own stories."
American Dad! (2005)
"Delightful. What a riveting tale!"
American Dad! (2005)
"People ofSaudi Arabia, l have gone into the wilderness..."
American Dad! (2005)
"All praise Steve Smith!"
American Dad! (2005)
"'cause that's just how he rolls, right?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I've got it! I know what it is!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Well, now we gotta kill him. - Too bad. He had some good ideas."
American Dad! (2005)
"And then she climbed up onto our camel..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, then, this is your lucky day."
American Dad! (2005)
"And in America, marriage is an equal partnership."
American Dad! (2005)
"I must point out thatyou're a man..."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Days ofauldlangsyne##"
American Dad! (2005)
"# Our life's not always great #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# In these United States #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay? Seriously."
American Dad! (2005)
"Whoa. That thing came out of nowhere."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Starve ourselves until we're hotties #"
American Dad! (2005)
"I've been in here for 23 years, and you know what I did?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Move! Out of my way!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Shwarma Ki ng! Get your shwarma!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Please, Your Honor. I won't last in prison."
American Dad! (2005)
"Admission covers the entire seat, butyou'll only need the edge!"
American Dad! (2005)
"# But remember boys and girls #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Bye-bye. Seeyou soon."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Stay the hell away from #"
American Dad! (2005)
"and you have broken no laws."
American Dad! (2005)
"# In the world #"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Howdy, Saudis."
American Dad! (2005)
"I am a man!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Mmm! Delicious sandwich, Number One."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Check me out you uptight Saudis #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# But not ifyou're from Venus #"
American Dad! (2005)
"stays in Saudi Arabia."
American Dad! (2005)
"No, I renounced our citizenship and burned our passports."
American Dad! (2005)
"# It's not the worst place #"
American Dad! (2005)
"repercussions on the geopolitical stage!"
American Dad! (2005)
"and I have spoken with God."
American Dad! (2005)
"Where the crowd gets loud and the infidels get rocked."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's me. Sorry. Hang on. Yello."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, so God's a man, but he has fake boobs..."
American Dad! (2005)
"I- I mean, uh, something comforting."
American Dad! (2005)
"Or Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie's fine."
American Dad! (2005)
"So in the meantime, why not enjoy being a kid a little longer?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Teacher says every time a bell rings..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Butyou know, I will admit, America's got its flaws."
American Dad! (2005)
"#Well, there's #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# 'Cause ifl did they'd call me harlot, whore, adulteress #"
American Dad! (2005)
"P.S. Stay away from the U.S. embassy."
American Dad! (2005)
"Because I didn't have to. Because I'm the man, and what I say goes."
American Dad! (2005)
"The Iraq war was a travesty."
American Dad! (2005)
"New Mexico. Like we need another one ofthose."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Ifyou are a boy #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# American girls we do Pilates #"
American Dad! (2005)
"- It is written. - Nothing is written."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Yeee! - # A clitoris #"
American Dad! (2005)
"My hand to God."
American Dad! (2005)
"Mmm."
American Dad! (2005)
"# Ifyou want to drive a car #"
American Dad! (2005)
"I can't believeyou have to pay forwives. You're such a charmer."
American Dad! (2005)
"So is that thing about Angelina Jolie sleeping with knives in the bed true?"
American Dad! (2005)
"No, no, y-you wouldn't wanna hear about it."
American Dad! (2005)
"- when I said God's a woman."
American Dad! (2005)
"Okay, beast with two backs. Now."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, yeah, okay. No problem."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, and, uh, what happens in Saudi Arabia..."
American Dad! (2005)
"You should be more careful around the police ofvice and virtue."
American Dad! (2005)
"and have a crowd of angry men throw rocks at your head?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You are so hot."
American Dad! (2005)
"The middle of a desert..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Look, bub, I'm not marrying you!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Imperialist swine. - Theywant to enslave all Arabs."
American Dad! (2005)
"Your beverage, Princess."
American Dad! (2005)
"Why, because ofthat thing l did with my finger?"
American Dad! (2005)
"And I say Saudi Arabia's the greatest country in the world."
American Dad! (2005)
"#We left our happy home #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hit it!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Singing in public, dancing in public, indecent exposure."
American Dad! (2005)
"Listen, honey, this isn't a good time."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wow, you just made Aaron Spelling's year."
American Dad! (2005)
"Whoa, whoa, fellas. Don't praise me. Praise God."
American Dad! (2005)
"God... is... a... woman. Geez!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Stone him."
American Dad! (2005)
"- What, what, what?"
American Dad! (2005)
"and our lives meant nothing, absolutely nothing!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Gee, Dad, less than 24 hours ago, you hated America."
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