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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"# Good morning, U.S.A. #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Previously on American Dad."
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait a minute!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- How much for the woman? - Woman?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Sir, I kind oflike it here. - What aboutyour family?"
American Dad! (2005)
"I officially renounce our American citizenship."
American Dad! (2005)
"Has your boss called to offeryou yourjob backyet?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Nope, he didn't call me an hour ago."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Get back here, whore! - It's okay."
American Dad! (2005)
"Aah! Son of a bitch!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Corner ofthe casbah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm gonna kill Steve. Selling me to some stranger."
American Dad! (2005)
"I betyou paid, what, like 50 cents? Be honest."
American Dad! (2005)
"Well, a girl can't hold out forever."
American Dad! (2005)
"Exactly. It's like the whole unilateral preemption thing is-"
American Dad! (2005)
""Al-qae-holics" Anonymous?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Hayley, promise meyou won't go near the American embassy."
American Dad! (2005)
"- But it's not too late! You can't- - No. I must."
American Dad! (2005)
"Am I right, fellas? Yeah. Americans. Ha!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Bullock here."
American Dad! (2005)
"I already offered Stan his job back. He said no."
American Dad! (2005)
"Your family may have moved to Saudi Arabia..."
American Dad! (2005)
"but I'm the real fish out ofwater."
American Dad! (2005)
"Seriously, I'm dying."
American Dad! (2005)
"Uh, whatya doin'?"
American Dad! (2005)
"about American girls, but we don't go hopping..."
American Dad! (2005)
"But now I'm so confused."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, oh, you know what else l hate about America?"
American Dad! (2005)
"# Butyou said Hey, when in Rome #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# At least a girl can have a smoke #"
American Dad! (2005)
"- But not on Ramadan! - # Oh, it's a land ofjoy #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# It's the worst place in the world #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, but I'm just getting started."
American Dad! (2005)
"- # Come on, Francine stop singing # - # Ifyou are a man #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# Ifyou don't take me home soon, Stan #"
American Dad! (2005)
"Who wants a kiss?"
American Dad! (2005)
"#You'd better have a penis #"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Ooh! - # A vulva #"
American Dad! (2005)
"- What is a clitoris? - # And a labia #"
American Dad! (2005)
"You see where I'm going with this."
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, sure, one little snag and we go running back to the imperialist pig dogs."
American Dad! (2005)
"Let me tell you about the Saudi legal system."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I stole a candy bar. - I don't believeyou."
American Dad! (2005)
"What is this you speak of?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Your story intrigues me."
American Dad! (2005)
"And when you are done, we will make the beast with two backs?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, you're God."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm glad you showed up. I guess I sort of got carried away..."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know, Steve, you'll be all grown up beforeyou know it."
American Dad! (2005)
"Because it doesn't last forever."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hey, can I see your boobs? - What?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Come on, baby. I- I mean, God."
American Dad! (2005)
"A single glance at the rack ofinfinite wisdom..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Awesome."
American Dad! (2005)
"Now I know how a kebab feels."
American Dad! (2005)
"Farewell forever, Kazim."
American Dad! (2005)
"The em bassy!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Kazim? - Hayley, I-"
American Dad! (2005)
"I thought we talked about you not coming to the embassy."
American Dad! (2005)
"Shwarma?"
American Dad! (2005)
"We'll have her out in time for dinner. I'll just need your passport."
American Dad! (2005)
"Yeah, passport. Uh, funny story."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Okay, time for sex. - Uh, uh, hey..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hear about what? - Oh, another enchanted place..."
American Dad! (2005)
"No, no. This was definitely a woman. She had boobs and everything."
American Dad! (2005)
"Don't panic. I gotyou the best lawyer in Saudi Arabia."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm sorry, counselor. What did you sayyour name is?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oy, this is a tough town."
American Dad! (2005)
"I sentenceyou to..."
American Dad! (2005)
"While I'm sure that's a meaningful callback to an earlier conversation..."
American Dad! (2005)
"So what does a guy have to do to get stoned around here?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Sorry, Dad. I had an epiphany in the desert..."
American Dad! (2005)
"I became a prophet, and then my disciples betrayed me..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Teenagers. Anyway, the Smith name could still live on."
American Dad! (2005)
"Looks like I got here just in time."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, it's snowing."
American Dad! (2005)
"That's right. Attaboy, Clarence."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Ow! - It's over, Thundercat."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I can't believe it. - What doyou think happened?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, that's what all the fuss is about?"
American Dad! (2005)
"#The media's too liberal and everyone's too fat #"
American Dad! (2005)
"# It's not the worst place in the world, yeah, yeah ##"
American Dad! (2005)
"- I forbid you to do that play! - You forbid me? Ha!"
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm not going to fire you, Smith. I'm going to promote you."
American Dad! (2005)
"It will requireyou and your family to relocate."
American Dad! (2005)
"- This isn't a promotion. - Saudi Arabia is a dry country."
American Dad! (2005)
"You think that's something?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Wait till you hear the rules about women."
American Dad! (2005)
"Surprise! I got us a second wife."
American Dad! (2005)
"The Smiths are staying in Saudi Arabia forever!"
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine, Thundercat, there's no need to fight over me."
American Dad! (2005)
"- I loveyou both equally. - What?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Francine, we live in Saudi Arabia now, and in Saudi Arabia..."
American Dad! (2005)
"Daddy makes the decisions, Mommy makes a sandwich."
American Dad! (2005)
"Mommy makes a sandwich."
American Dad! (2005)
"Or maybe it wasn't more like an hour and a halfago."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm sorry. She's in the lead now."
American Dad! (2005)
"She got 50 points for making the sandwich. Oh, yeah, there's points."
American Dad! (2005)
"I respectyour right to chase me."
American Dad! (2005)
"My face! Damn it! Aah!"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh, thereyou are."
American Dad! (2005)
"Hey, you know a woman can't be out in public unescorted bya man."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You know this harlot? - She is my sister."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Right, Sis? - Uh, yeah."
American Dad! (2005)
"- 220 in progress! - 220? Someone just spotted a woman's ankles."
American Dad! (2005)
"Let's move."
American Dad! (2005)
"Doyou want to get stoned?"
American Dad! (2005)
"You would like to be buried up toyour neck..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Oh. No. - Normally, I wouldn't come to the aid of an American."
American Dad! (2005)
"your culture is crude, and your gluttony and greed make me sick."
American Dad! (2005)
"with no food, no water, but at least..."
American Dad! (2005)
"And he didn't even haggle. By the way..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- You were purchased to be a wife. - Wife?"
American Dad! (2005)
"Of courseyou're not marrying me. You're marrying him."
American Dad! (2005)
"- Hey, you want to get dinner? - Ooh, now is not good."
American Dad! (2005)
"The embassy? Oh, my God, you're a-"
American Dad! (2005)
"Oh, Kazim, no! Look, l hate America's policies too..."
American Dad! (2005)
"- but there are otherways. - Oh, Hayley..."
American Dad! (2005)
"perhaps if I had met such an incredible Western girl years ago."
American Dad! (2005)
"You know damn well that America does not want to enslave all Arabs."
American Dad! (2005)
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