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Clips from The Mick - The Snitch (S01E01)

"You must try."
The Mick
"He is dog."
The Mick
"You need to bring Teddy up to the boom-bang room,"
The Mick
"and you need... just... and..."
The Mick
"and then... and then..."
The Mick
"Oh..."
The Mick
"You know, seal the deal."
The Mick
"- Yeah. I want all of that. - Hmm."
The Mick
"But I don't know what I'm supposed to do."
The Mick
"Me call him? Have you lost your mind?"
The Mick
"You can, uh, by accident, call him."
The Mick
"You know, you put the phone by the butt."
The Mick
"It makes the call."
The Mick
"Like Christopher and Poodle did."
The Mick
"The old butt-dial."
The Mick
"Butt-dial, yeah."
The Mick
"Hmm."
The Mick
"I don't know, Mickey. This is a bit intense."
The Mick
"Okay, maybe this is not the time to be subtle."
The Mick
"Thanks again for waxing my bikini line,"
The Mick
"like you do every single week, Marta."
The Mick
"Sure. You are my favorite waxing client."
The Mick
"You make this job an absolute joy."
The Mick
"I think I was just really nervous."
The Mick
"It didn't help that I was so exhausted from all those Kegels."
The Mick
"Sure. Well, your hard work has paid off,"
The Mick
"because in over 30 years in this business,"
The Mick
"I have never seen a more perfect downstairs on a lady."
The Mick
"Hm. Thanks, Marta."
The Mick
"It is so soft, and young and supple,"
The Mick
"like the neck of a turkey."
The Mick
"Ooh... ooh..."
The Mick
"I... I mean, it's just that I wish Teddy could find it"
The Mick
"That's mine! That's mine!"
The Mick
"I swallowed a frog."
The Mick
"to give me a second chance."
The Mick
"Sure. And I love listening to your many, many problems."
The Mick
"I... I want to squeeze you around your neck"
The Mick
"So you thought saying that"
The Mick
"They are majestic animals."
The Mick
"I can't even wrap my mind around what that means."
The Mick
"In my country, it's a real high compliment."
The Mick
"Is that what... Oh!"
The Mick
"Oh, oh!"
The Mick
"Hello?"
The Mick
"God, I'm still so embarrassed about the butt dial."
The Mick
"Sorry about that."
The Mick
"It's a shame I'm going so soon."
The Mick
"Yeah. It really is. It really is."
The Mick
"What happened to taking things slowly?"
The Mick
"Oh, that? No."
The Mick
"That was, that was so stupid."
The Mick
"I said that forever ago, when I was young and dumb."
The Mick
"But I'm not that anymore."
The Mick
"Now I'm old and wise."
The Mick
"Hmm, no, not old."
The Mick
"I just got dibs on a brand-new master bedroom"
The Mick
"that I didn't even know existed."
The Mick
"I don't know what that means, but... I'm in."
The Mick
"Oh, come on."
The Mick
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
The Mick
"Did I forget to take my shoes off?"
The Mick
"Oh... my God!"
The Mick
"Show some respect!"
The Mick
"That was my face, you..."
The Mick
"- I'm going to kill you. - I'll kill you more."
The Mick
"You like that? Remind you of Mommy, Chip?"
The Mick
"Alba! Alba!"
The Mick
"No! Come back! That's right, come here."
The Mick
"They wrote a story about you guys."
The Mick
"That's the three little pigs."
The Mick
"Oh. Well, you're the expert."
The Mick
"Who are they?"
The Mick
"Why, are you jealous?"
The Mick
"Oh!"
The Mick
"Hey, hey! All right! Stop it!"
The Mick
"Okay, Chip. Chip. What the hell?"
The Mick
"- Hey, you guys stop it right now! - Oh, my God. No."
The Mick
"Oh, my God."
The Mick
"Oh, my God, I think I killed her."
The Mick
"Sabrina!"
The Mick
"Oh! Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay."
The Mick
"Oh, no. What did you do?"
The Mick
"I didn't mean to do it. I didn't mean it!"
The Mick
"- Pull it out! - Alba!"
The Mick
"No, no, no. Bed, bed, bed. Go away."
The Mick
"You get out of here. You shouldn't see this."
The Mick
"Cool."
The Mick
"Okay, I think he'd like me to travel with him."
The Mick
"Okay. You are really..."
The Mick
"Get that woman away from me!"
The Mick
"Uh, just call me. If they..."
The Mick
"Uh..."
The Mick
"- If they give you a glass eye, you just... - Get away!"
The Mick
"- Get away! - Okay. Okay. I'll wait for you."
The Mick
"Sorry. All right, good luck. You call me."
The Mick
"We'll do a rain check. Okay?"
The Mick
"Damn it, they called again when we were fighting."
The Mick
"Oh, just play it."
The Mick
"Oh, so overweight."
The Mick
"Well, you're an alcoholic."
The Mick
"Is that to-go bag with that salad still in the fridge?"
The Mick
"Oh, God. You just ate a pizza."
The Mick
"Well, it was very plain."
The Mick
"I'm calling downstairs to the front desk."
The Mick
"Can't you just leave them alone?"
The Mick
"What are you talking about?"
The Mick
"Fernando loves me."
The Mick
"Chip."
The Mick
"Why couldn't they just call and tell us that they miss us?"
The Mick
"You know what? Screw them. Okay?"
The Mick
"I'm here."
The Mick
"You should take the room."
The Mick
"Nah, I'm good."
The Mick
"Hey. You looking for Chris and Poodle Pemberton?"
The Mick
"This is a direct line. Enjoy."
The Mick
"Ben, are you watching Alien?"
The Mick
"Oh, come on, man."
The Mick
"Aliens is a way better movie."
The Mick
"I didn't know."
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