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Clips from American Dad! (2005) - Comedy (S01E01)

"You can't do this. It's not right!"
American Dad! (2005)
"It's a wrong situation. I-I couldn't help it. It's my nature."
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"Somebody hands me an angle, I play it."
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"I don't deserve to die for that."
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"This is not us. This is some hop dream. I'm praying toyou."
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"I can't die!"
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"What the hell areyou talking about?"
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"I mean, there are some proud parents, huh?"
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"Hurry up. That's the fifth pairyou've tried on."
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"Oh, yeah! Sold and... sold."
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"Hey, Trudy."
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"- Oh. Hi- - It's Steve."
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"I spend a lot of time by the senior lockers staring at you."
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"You go to Georgetown?"
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"I'm a woman's studies major at GroffCommunity College."
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"- I'm Hayley. - I'm Miles."
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"You know, maybe we could go out some-"
American Dad! (2005)
"What doyou saywe give 'em a little nudge towards happiness?"
American Dad! (2005)
"- Mm-hmm. For their own good. - For their own good."
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"[ All Gasp ]"
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"There's Lieutenant Herpes. Heh!"
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"Or is it Captain Herpes now? [ Laughing ]"
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"Stan, I haven't seen you since college. What are you doing here?"
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"What doyou mean? I'm here for my best friend's bachelor party."
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"It's an Asian sex doll. Huh, remember in college?"
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"- [ Squeaks ] - I don't understand."
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"I thought Bobo and I were friends."
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"Come on, Stan- I mean, Mr. Moskowitz."
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"Cheer up, Stan. Hey, watch this."
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"Actually, mywife and I just moved out here-"
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"There he is! Hey, watch this, watch this."
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"Oh, that's okay."
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"## [Man Singing Rock]"
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"This isn't my earring. How'd it get in your back pocket?"
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"I- I don't know."
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"The seeds of mistrust have been sown."
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"This is so nice."
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"[ Slurring ] Y-You know, we should- we should buy this place."
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"[ Slurring ] Oh, we- we should totally buy this place."
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"No, no, we're gonna do it. Absolutely."
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"I'll- I'll move some things around."
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"- Are they on? - You gotta turn itpast 20!"
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"- Warm! - Who needs Bobo?"
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"This is the- This is the greatest, best night ever."
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"A-Areyou kidding? Hey, we're best buddies."
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"Best bud- Oh, my God. I need a-anotherTecate."
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"Hand me- Hand me a Tecate."
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"To best buds, b-by Earth standards."
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"Wh-Why doyou- [ Burps ] Why doyou have to qualify it like that?"
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"No, it's great. I-It's just on my planet..."
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"best buds have a ritual where theyjust really connect."
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"Yeah, but I mean there's this thing that we do..."
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"Uh, I-I don't know. It might be a little intense, you know."
American Dad! (2005)
"In an instant, you know everything about the other person."
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"I mean, it's like having a thousand conversations at once."
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"It's only gonna make things better."
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"[ Yawns ] What time is it?"
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"Uh, I don't know. Early."
American Dad! (2005)
"I was, uh, gonna- gonna get some coffee."
American Dad! (2005)
"I'm also a little "nibbly nib." You wanna grab some brunch?"
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"Uh, w-we should- we should probablyjust head on home."
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"Oh, boo. It's so comfy."
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"Tell you what. Why don't I give it back toyou after I wash it?"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Butyou were right. We were totally ready."
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"How- How do you know that?"
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"Well, I know all your memories now. Just likeyou know all mine, right?"
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"I don't know anything anymore."
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"[ Sighs ] Last nightwas spectacular."
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"- I am super glad we did that. - [ Grunting ]"
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"Don't fill up. I'm making stuffed game hens for dinner."
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"Remember how Aunt Ida used to make 'em foryou before the arthritis?"
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"- No. - Yes, you do. Kidder."
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"Oh, Francine, it was fantastic."
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"Stan and I took our friendship to a whole new-"
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"Nothing happened! We went to the bachelor party and then went to bed."
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"you'd end up doing something you'd regret."
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"Stan, how could you say nothing special happened?"
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"Because I just want to forget about it, okay?"
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"I was drunk, and I made a mistake, and we're never gonna talk about it again."
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"- [ Gasps ] - What areyou boys whispering about?"
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"Hmm. Areyou sure nothing happened last night?"
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"I told you. Nothing happened."
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"Yes. Nothing."
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"Where doyou typicallywork out?"
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"About three miles north ofhere."
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"- Park. - And ifyou're from Brazil, you're?"
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"- Did you get it? - Got it."
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"- [Trudy] Hello? Gym. - Who's Jim?"
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"Meet- me- at- three- at- the-"
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"- ## [ Man Singing ] - of- the- park."
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"I'm- leaving- Miles."
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"She m ust have dialed my num ber by m istake."
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"She's cheating on me."
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"Roger, what's going on with Stan?"
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"You can add distant and hurtful to that list."
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"Something happened in Atlantic City, didn't it?"
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"- No. - Roger, look at me."
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"I'll thankyou to leave now."
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"- [ Ringing ] - Stan Smith."
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"- [ Roger] Whatyou doin'? - Stop calling me here!"
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"We need to talk about Atlantic City."
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"Tell her nothing! Look, I have work to do."
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"Don't hang up! I will not be ignored, Stan."
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"Okay, okay,just calm down. Remember, I'm your buddy."
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"[ Shouting ] Areyou? 'Causeyou're not acting like it!"
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"Look, meet me in the parking lot behind Big Buy."
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"And whateveryou do, don't say anything to Francine."
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"Oh, I will find out what happened in Atlantic City."
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"- Ooh, can I help? - How could you help? You're a fish."
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"on that boom box on yourway out?"
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"## [ Woman Singing ]"
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"[ Sobbing ]"
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"There's $1 0,000 in this briefcase."
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"The money's foryou to get a new start somewhere."
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"You're paying me to go away?"
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"You pushed me into this!"
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"I told you it would ruin our friendship, butyou said, "No, let's go. Do it to me.""
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"So I gave myselftoyou."
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"I had no idea."
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