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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh See How Cool I Am? (S02E02)

"So he wasn't getting drunk."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That is so good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Um, I'm not feeling"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Hi, ma'am."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Also, you're not wearing any underwear."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"REBECCA: Greg, listen,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I care about you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Tell me..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"tell me how you feel, if you have any feelings."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need-I need to... to take..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- I need to take a nap. - Greg?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Rebecca, no matter what I do..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"... I feel you with me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Why don't you... leave a few things here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I have plenty of room."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just put it in one of my drawers."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Is that Greg's sweatshirt?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I am looking for Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I really need to find him."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I need to speak to your son, Greg."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Look, there he is, there he is!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi, I'm Greg,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and I'm an alcoholic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm addicted to her life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's like I... did another fist full of blow."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What's this? - Okay,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It stipulates that my services as a friend"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"exclude shenanigans."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"GREG: Once I took my very first drink,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I felt bulletproof."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"For the first time in my life, I didn't care about anything."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"About how people felt, about how I felt,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Alcohol became my shield."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And it worked."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"At least I thought it worked until 27 days ago."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thanks for bringing the donuts this week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You bet, man."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And thank you for sharing, dude."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, thanks, Guardrail."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
""Guardrail," is that because"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"you were conceived on the open road, or..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Nah, my buddy Throttle gave me that name"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I was so overprotective of my coke."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(chuckling): Those were the days."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- So, things going okay? - With me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, weirdly enough, I'm doing all right."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Feel my feelings, yadda yadda."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Almost euphoric. - Exactly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Then I found it was just a phase."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We call it the pink cloud."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When that went away, I had to deal with some rough stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Listen, thank you for the indirect,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"passive-aggressive warning, but I'm coming to the meetings,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm doing great."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, tell you what, how about I bring the donuts next time?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, okay, cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know we really love our donuts here."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm on it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What could possibly stop me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- (humming) - (door opening, closing)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(sings indistinctly)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, hey, Josh! How was karate?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Were you the best one there?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Becks, the only person"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm trying to be better than"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"is the person I was yesterday."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm. - And today, I kicked"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yesterday Josh's ass!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, you did!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh. Oh!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(moans)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's called noodle kugel."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a Jewish thing. I figured, I don't know,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've never had my people's food."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's delicious."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's my bubbe's recipe."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, bubbe would've hated you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a different time, but still... wrong."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, you hungry?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I had a sushi burrito after karate."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, that's okay. No worries."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"See, that's what I love about you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- You love me? - Love about you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Love about me... right, right, right, got it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You know, we come together when we want to,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and when we don't, we stay in our own lanes."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Lanes, exactly! Exactly."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, all right, so no kugel for now."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Do you want to watch a movie just like in a chilling"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"in own... lanes type of way?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's just, I-I don't know."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Feel like I haven't seen you in a forever."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You've had a thing every night this week."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(groans) I have plans."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Football at Hector's house."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"And I know how you hate football."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I don't hate football."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I-I get why it's fun, it just"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"kind of propagates the ideology of physical dominance"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Plus the concussions. It should be illegal, LOL."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs) Um..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing Friday?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shoot, Friday I got a thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just another guy thing."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But, Josh, that's the thing... I love guy stuff."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm, like, such a guy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"When I was a kid, people thought I was a guy all the time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It turned out I had a hormone imbalance."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But-but, yeah, I'm down to do whatever."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What are you doing Friday, broseph?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a Ping-Pong cocktaileria."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's pretty fun."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wait, hold on a second."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did you say Ping-Pong?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Josh, shut up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Shut up. Shut your stupid face."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What... ? - No,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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