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Clips from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - When Will Josh See How Cool I Am? (S02E02)

"just a simple contract laying out the terms of our friendship."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"There's just still something missing in my life."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I just... and I don't know what it is."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"about what was going on with my mom and dad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I remember how good I felt when I first got sober."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Mmm, what smells so good?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh, I made you something."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I've had your people's food."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She was really racist."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Like, I know that you're not gonna get mad at me,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"because I didn't eat the Jewish noodles."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"We're independent."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and the economic subjugation of the working poor."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It was a very, it was a very... hard time."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Just going to a new place called The Paddle."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was the Junior Miss Table Tennis Champion"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"for the Eastern Northern Seaboard County District."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I'm just a girl in love ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I can't be held responsible for my actions ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(elevator bell dings, indistinct chatter)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"BOTH: Law school! Esquire! Esquire!"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, listen. It doesn't matter."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Oh. (laughs) - (squeaks)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(laughs)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll get it done today. Oh, God, Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I thought my dreams would come true ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Breaking when I need it most ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like I deserve ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Dream. ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Paula Proctor. How may I help you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"But you know what? If you need a second recommendation,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(elevator bell dings)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hi. Do you need coffee"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, Greg. Heard you finally"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"figured out you're an alcoholic."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He stole a lot of 20s out of my purse."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Anyway, I'm pulling for you, buddy."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So, be cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- at some point. - Gentlemen."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, you're not putting any one individual on blast, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- What? - I-I... In..."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's a light beer, idiot-ass."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Wow, I did not know it was that bad."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I fall through the doorway and puke on my cat ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ I try for the toilet, but puke on my cat ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ For me it's much different ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ "I'll fly this plane" ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"MEN: ♪ He has sex with a bush ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That's where that scar comes from ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm in a rough place."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I mean, not that I know of, anyway."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Thank you. Really?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Which I guess is how I sound to you?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"So... there's this thing in recovery"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Did he see me?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - He saw me? Okay, I'm gonna walk"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah. Dude, this is gonna go great for you."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Hey, man, we didn't get to talk much earlier."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Where are you staying?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It belongs to a celebrity."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's Josh Hutcherson, but you didn't hear that from me."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"That makes sense."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"(whispers): Stop talking."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's okay, Josh. It's cool."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I feel so much better. (chuckles)"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You really liked Rebecca."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's okay to have feelings."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'm working a double."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Who cares? ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"give me that letter of recommendation by today."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Yeah, that's no problem at all."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I could just use Darryl's letter, I guess."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"the word "separate.""
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Hey! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Oh, man, look at her pong that ping ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She does it for herself and that puts my fears to rest ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's so aloof, it borders on cold ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ping-Pong girl ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's playing Ping-Pong on her own terms ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ And her backhand's right out of a sex dream ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ When she serves the ball ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ She's so hot but she doesn't know it ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like in the trash! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ That's a lot of points! ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Ping-Pong shows that she has control over her body ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Like basketball or hockey ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ You know, us dudes, we love to talk about our penises ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"♪ Girl, gir... ♪"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"One, two, three."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"She's gonna get it to me tonight."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Oh."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I thought you said she was a champion."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I'll get him a beer."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Dude. - What?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"JOSH: You guys told Greg to come here?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Okay, you tell yourself that."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"He said he was gonna come here right after his meeting."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Guys, I'm really starting to worry."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I know. I'm not supposed to tell people,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Uh, okay. What makes you think he's drinking again?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You did what?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"that's when he's not fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Well, I can stay here in case he shows up."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- That's smart. - Thanks."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was a Boy Scout for years."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I was embarrassed."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and a glass, and ice."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"- Punched the hell out of a wall. - Oh, my God."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's actually good."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"At... the night of the wedding,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"You're happy, right?"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Then everything worked out fine."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"I should have written it the second you asked for it,"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"and my garbage self."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"It's true. It's all true."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Next time, just get what you're supposed to get."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
"Now, let's split this adorable dinosaur before people see it."
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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