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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Checkpoint (S05E05)

"- Right now? - No need to rush you."
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"- Observe your training, talk to your friends... - My friends?"
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"Yes, we understand you're still taking civilians out on your patrols."
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"- You've gotta be kidding me. - Buffy, I can sense your resistance."
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"I don't blame you."
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"The Council remains, the slayers change. It's been that way from the beginning."
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"That's a very comforting, bloodless way of looking at it."
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"Glory is stronger than you. She's a more powerful instrument, if you will."
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"Pass the review and we give it to you without reservation."
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"Fail the review, either through incompetence, or by resisting our recommendations..."
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"Resisting your recommendations?"
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"I don't want to do this, but obviously we could shut this place down permanently."
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"You can't. You don't have that kind of power."
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"If you insist on fighting us, we'll arrange to have Mr Giles deported within the day."
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"Never set foot in this country again."
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"Now, perhaps you're used to idle threats and sloppy discipline, Miss Summers."
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"But you're dealing with grown-ups now."
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"Jinx!"
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"It's a message from Ben."
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"Isn't going...?"
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"- Isn't going to help? - No."
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"All he has to do is turn over that squirming slayer girl. I have business to do with her."
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"If she knows where I can start looking for my Key..."
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"Why won't he help? He knows her."
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"He could go to her, he could talk to her..."
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"He could seduce her and bang the Key out of her!"
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"- He is quite attractive. - Well, of course he's attractive!"
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"You know what I mean?"
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"Sweet, lumpy minion."
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"You're the only one that understands."
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"Probably cos I haven't sucked your brain out yet."
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"You know? I'll just find her myself."
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"It's a power play, that's what it is. It's about who has the power."
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"I'm guessing they do? Big power outage in Buffy County?"
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"I should have set you on them, that's what I should have done."
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"Giles, that Travers guy is, like, 60. I can't hit him."
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"Well, I could. I think I will."
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"Can they really do what they threatened? Kick you out of the country?"
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"In a heartbeat."
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"The rough stuff, they're all right at. They're ham-handed, but they get it done."
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"But this stuff, the bureaucracy, the pulling of political strings, they're the best in the world."
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"It's the other stuff."
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"Examining decisions I've made. I mean, twice I've been within slaying distance of Glory,"
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"and twice she's kicked my ass without even tensing a muscle."
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"But no one else is gonna be asked the questions that I can't answer."
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"They're gonna expect me to be like a slayer, and know stuff,"
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"They'll go away and not tell me how to fight Glory and I won't be able to protect Dawn!"
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"Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins. 20 years old. Born on the fourth of July."
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"And don't think there weren't jokes about that. "Who's our little patriot?" they'd say,"
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"when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now."
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"- Yes. - Fine. Now we can get to the questions."
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"and about the both of you, your relationship, whatever you can tell me."
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"- Girlfriends, actually. - Yes, we're girlfriends."
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"We're lesbian, gay-type lovers."
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"Just good friends."
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"Best friends. Willow and me and Buffy. The three of us were together from the beginning."
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"We've always gone on patrols, and done demon research with her and everything."
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"Have you mastered any fighting disciplines over the years?"
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"- Neither of you. - Just enthusiasm for killing the demons."
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"- I don't have any powers, but I do help. - How? Be specific."
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"Which isn't as weird as it sounds."
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"We merged, and I was the heart part of a super-Buffy."
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"- Again, let me stress the not-as-weird thing. - I'm told it was all very professional."
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"Are you saying that the Slayer needs that level of help from you often?"
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"Not that she's, like, a weird Ioner or anything."
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"We can help because we do magics. I'm working on this ball-of-sunshine thing."
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"And if it works, easier slaying for Buffy. Not that it's hard for her now."
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"Interesting. What level are you at?"
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""Level"?"
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"A high level."
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"Very high. One of those top levels."
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"Do either of you know anything about the Key?"
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"Muffin? I cooked them myself."
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"But we understand that you help the Slayer."
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"- I pitch in when she pays me. - She pays you?"
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"Money, a nip of blood out of some stray victim, whatever."
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"- Blood? - Well, if they're gonna die anyway."
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"See, the poor little twig can't keep a man. Gets her all down."
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"Few more disappointments, she'll be crying on my shoulder, mark my words."
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"Heard of me, have you?"
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"Well, well. Ain't that neat?"
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"Tell me, pet, now we're such good friends, how's the Slayer doing?"
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"She OK? High marks in all categories?"
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"- Do you understand? - Protect the dummy?"
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"As if it were precious."
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"Now, getting the best of Phillip will require agility."
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"Listening to my instructions at the same time, that will demonstrate clarity."
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"And stamina and strength will win the long fight."
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"I'll be telling you what to do, how to counter Phillip's thrusts."
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"We assume you're familiar with the Japanese names for aikido and jiujitsu moves."
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"- Japanese? - And... go!"
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"Hold on a second. In America, we usually work our way up to "go"."
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"He wants you to bow. Take a bow."
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"Sorry."
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"Back kick, elbow..."
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"Elbow... strike."
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"- How've you been training her? - I trained her to win."
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"I didn't mean to. You know, I can do better."
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"I think I might be getting this, like, inner-ear thing. Maybe if I got a note, I could try again?"
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"No, that's all right. I don't think we need to see any more physical tests for a while."
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"Look into your strategies. Plans."
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"Figure out what's going on in that head."
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"Good. Head stuff."
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"We start at seven tonight. Give you time to..."
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"Well, however you prepare."
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"Long day, sweetie?"
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"combs her hair?"
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"So cute."
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"Personally, I need more space, but this is good for you."
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"It's so quaint, and..."
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"- So play nice, little girl. - What do you want?"
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"The Key. Why else do you think I'd come here?"
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"See, I think you know where it is."
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"It's the only thing keeping you alive right now."
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"You may be tiny queen in vampire world, but to me, you're a bug."
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"You should get down on your knees and worship me!"
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"Stronger than humans! Who isn't?"
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"I could crush the life from you as easy as you'd break a nail. But I need the Key."
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"- Come here a sec. - Leave her out of this."
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"You just happen to be the thing in the way."
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