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Clips from Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Checkpoint (S05E05)

Your terms are acceptable.

"Your terms are acceptable."

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See? No begging.

"See? No begging."

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Glory. I wanna know.

"Glory. I wanna know."

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Well, that's the thing, you see. Glory isn't a demon.

"Well, that's the thing, you see. Glory isn't a demon."

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Whenever a slayer turns 18. It's a time-honoured rite of passage.

"Whenever a slayer turns 18. It's a time-honoured rite of passage."

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It's an archaic exercise in cruelty.

"It's an archaic exercise in cruelty."

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- We're finished. - Not quite. She passed. You didn't.

"- We're finished. - Not quite. She passed. You didn't."

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- The Council's orders are to concentrate... - I don't think I'm taking any more orders.

"- The Council's orders are to concentrate... - I don't think I'm taking any more orders."

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Tell your Council, until the next slayer comes along, I'm not working for them any more.

"Tell your Council, until the next slayer comes along, I'm not working for them any more."

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- What about the Key? They all over it? - They're interested.

"- What about the Key? They all over it? - They're interested."

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But they didn't guess about Dawn? They don't know that it's her?

"But they didn't guess about Dawn? They don't know that it's her?"

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Aren't we supposed to have a meeting?

"Aren't we supposed to have a meeting?"

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has found some information that may help us out.

"has found some information that may help us out."

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Arrive? They're coming here? Now? Why do they have to come here?

"Arrive? They're coming here? Now? Why do they have to come here?"

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Don't they have phones? "'AIIo, Buffy! Here's some stuff we know, pip pip."

"Don't they have phones? "'AIIo, Buffy! Here's some stuff we know, pip pip.""

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What's so bad about them? Aren't they good guys?

"What's so bad about them? Aren't they good guys?"

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I mean, watchers, that's like other Gileses, right?

"I mean, watchers, that's like other Gileses, right?"

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But their agenda is the same as ours. They want to save the world and kill demons.

"But their agenda is the same as ours. They want to save the world and kill demons."

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Kill the current demons, right? Current demons.

"Kill the current demons, right? Current demons."

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Giles, I don't want them to come here. I don't trust them. Make them not come here.

"Giles, I don't want them to come here. I don't trust them. Make them not come here."

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They're already on their way. Our old friend Quentin Travers is heading up a delegation.

"They're already on their way. Our old friend Quentin Travers is heading up a delegation."

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Their test almost killed me.

"Their test almost killed me."

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And when I was Faith, they almost killed me again.

"And when I was Faith, they almost killed me again."

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I can't handle almost being killed right now.

"I can't handle almost being killed right now."

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I don't like the sound of this. They don't sound very ex-demon-compatible.

"I don't like the sound of this. They don't sound very ex-demon-compatible."

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Now they know you're you, maybe they won't care enough to kill you.

"Now they know you're you, maybe they won't care enough to kill you."

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It's not just that. They're gonna screw everything up.

"It's not just that. They're gonna screw everything up."

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It's a delicate time right now. I have to take care of Dawn, and...

"It's a delicate time right now. I have to take care of Dawn, and..."

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Right. Right, I know that. It's just, you know, there's Glory.

"Right. Right, I know that. It's just, you know, there's Glory."

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I don't need them looking over my shoulder when I don't know what we're dealing with.

"I don't need them looking over my shoulder when I don't know what we're dealing with."

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That's precisely why we need to talk to them.

"That's precisely why we need to talk to them."

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- I was just getting a snack. - Dawn, are you listening?

"- I was just getting a snack. - Dawn, are you listening?"

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I can get a snack if I want to.

"I can get a snack if I want to."

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- She was listening. - Does it matter?

"- She was listening. - Does it matter?"

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I mean, is she really gonna set the junior high school buzzing

"I mean, is she really gonna set the junior high school buzzing"

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with "There's a delegation a-coming"?

"with "There's a delegation a-coming"?"

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sometimes we say stuff, and... it's all good.

"sometimes we say stuff, and... it's all good."

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Giles, you were saying something?

"Giles, you were saying something?"

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her agenda or her origins,

"her agenda or her origins,"

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then maybe it will help us get a grip on what we're dealing with.

"then maybe it will help us get a grip on what we're dealing with."

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Right now I think we're a bit lost.

"Right now I think we're a bit lost."

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Oh, God! Please don't hurt me, I beg of you!

"Oh, God! Please don't hurt me, I beg of you!"

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If you just let me go, I swear I won't tell anyone!

"If you just let me go, I swear I won't tell anyone!"

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- Help her! - We're here for you, Great One.

"- Help her! - We're here for you, Great One."

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- Drink. - What is this?

"- Drink. - What is this?"

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I know you're all always looking at me. I can tell.

"I know you're all always looking at me. I can tell."

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My hat. Where's... my hat?

"My hat. Where's... my hat?"

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Where's... my hat?

"Where's... my hat?"

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- Yes. We live to serve. - As always.

"- Yes. We live to serve. - As always."

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And you have something to tell me?

"And you have something to tell me?"

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Meaning?

"Meaning?"

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Fine.

"Fine."

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All you need is the Key.

"All you need is the Key."

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I don't need much time.

"I don't need much time."

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If you're serious about this, madam, you need to be very careful.

"If you're serious about this, madam, you need to be very careful."

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Wouldn't want to do anything dangerous.

"Wouldn't want to do anything dangerous."

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Quentin. I didn't realise you were here.

"Quentin. I didn't realise you were here."

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Evidently.

"Evidently."

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Would you care to introduce us?

"Would you care to introduce us?"

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First I thought we might catch up.

"First I thought we might catch up."

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It's going rather well. I'll give you a grand tour if you like.

"It's going rather well. I'll give you a grand tour if you like."

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Yes. I thought you were keeping that space for the really dangerous items

"Yes. I thought you were keeping that space for the really dangerous items"

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- Or maybe you don't worry about that. - I'm very careful.

"- Or maybe you don't worry about that. - I'm very careful."

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Most of this stuff couldn't harm anyone. Incense, dime-store trinkets...

"Most of this stuff couldn't harm anyone. Incense, dime-store trinkets..."

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There are some very potent elements here. Focusing crystals, runic artefacts,

"There are some very potent elements here. Focusing crystals, runic artefacts,"

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and when triggered, it has the power to melt human eyeballs.

"and when triggered, it has the power to melt human eyeballs."

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What? What is just for the duration?

"What? What is just for the duration?"

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The store is closing early today.

"The store is closing early today."

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Terribly sorry for the inconvenience.

"Terribly sorry for the inconvenience."

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Hey! Giles, what are they doing?

"Hey! Giles, what are they doing?"

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Customers, please bring your money back.

"Customers, please bring your money back."

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Council? You're the Council?

"Council? You're the Council?"

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What review? Let's just stop and talk about this.

"What review? Let's just stop and talk about this."

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Yes, I do.

"Yes, I do."

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She works for me.

"She works for me."

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Now, tell me about this review. No one said anything to me about this.

"Now, tell me about this review. No one said anything to me about this."

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You all stand around and look sombre.

"You all stand around and look sombre."

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You used to respect us, Giles. You used to be one of us.

"You used to respect us, Giles. You used to be one of us."

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until we're convinced that you and your slayer are prepared for it. Thus the review.

"until we're convinced that you and your slayer are prepared for it. Thus the review."

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You can trust her.

"You can trust her."

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Now, Rasputin was associated with a certain obscure religious sect.

"Now, Rasputin was associated with a certain obscure religious sect."

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They held the tenet that in order to be forgiven, one first had to sin.

"They held the tenet that in order to be forgiven, one first had to sin."

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Rasputin embraced this, and proceeded to sin impressively and repeatedly.

"Rasputin embraced this, and proceeded to sin impressively and repeatedly."

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The notion that he was in fact evil gained strength years later,

"The notion that he was in fact evil gained strength years later,"

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when the conspirators who set out to kill him found it nearly impossible to do so.

"when the conspirators who set out to kill him found it nearly impossible to do so."

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Until they rolled his body in a carpet and drowned him in a canal.

"Until they rolled his body in a carpet and drowned him in a canal."

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But there are reported sightings of him as late as the 1930s.

"But there are reported sightings of him as late as the 1930s."

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There is near consensus in the academic community regarding Rasputin's death.

"There is near consensus in the academic community regarding Rasputin's death."

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There was near consensus about Columbus,

"There was near consensus about Columbus,"

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if we came at it from, you know, a different perspective, that's all.

"if we came at it from, you know, a different perspective, that's all."

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Intro to Flights of Fancy?

"Intro to Flights of Fancy?"

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- I only meant... - What was it you were on about last week?

"- I only meant... - What was it you were on about last week?"

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Mysterious sleeping patterns of the Prussian generals?

"Mysterious sleeping patterns of the Prussian generals?"

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Now, some of us are here to learn.

"Now, some of us are here to learn."

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It's called studying history.

"It's called studying history."

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You can sit down now.

"You can sit down now."

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Spike, why did you do that?

"Spike, why did you do that?"

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Not for money, if that's what you're thinking. Your heartfelt gratitude's plenty.

"Not for money, if that's what you're thinking. Your heartfelt gratitude's plenty."

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- Expect I'll be getting that any moment. - Gratitude? For getting in my way?

"- Expect I'll be getting that any moment. - Gratitude? For getting in my way?"

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I was regrouping.

"I was regrouping."

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I didn't need you. I never need you, Spike.

"I didn't need you. I never need you, Spike."

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I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all.

"I get it. You just don't like who did the rescuing, that's all."

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Wishing I was your boyfriend. Wait, he's run off.

"Wishing I was your boyfriend. Wait, he's run off."

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I don't need a boyfriend, to rescue me or for anything.

"I don't need a boyfriend, to rescue me or for anything."

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- You're disgusting. - Rough talk.

"- You're disgusting. - Rough talk."

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The stress of slaying ageing you prematurely. Things not as high, not as firm.

"The stress of slaying ageing you prematurely. Things not as high, not as firm."

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Don't touch me. You're crusty. What do you want?

"Don't touch me. You're crusty. What do you want?"

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Not me. The magnificent Glory.

"Not me. The magnificent Glory."

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She wants more information on the Slayer. She knows you know her.

"She wants more information on the Slayer. She knows you know her."

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The Slayer? I don't know any slayer. Get away from me. You shouldn't be here.

"The Slayer? I don't know any slayer. Get away from me. You shouldn't be here."

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I believe you do, sir. She's short, symmetrical, hair on top?

"I believe you do, sir. She's short, symmetrical, hair on top?"

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That's the one! Very clever of you, sir.

"That's the one! Very clever of you, sir."

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So Glory can find her, do something to her? Why would I do that?

"So Glory can find her, do something to her? Why would I do that?"

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I don't know, sir. She just said to tell you to do it. For her.

"I don't know, sir. She just said to tell you to do it. For her."

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That was her message.

"That was her message."

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Let me outline her progress and I think you'll see that your review isn't strictly needed.

"Let me outline her progress and I think you'll see that your review isn't strictly needed."

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Bad day. Bad, bad...

"Bad day. Bad, bad..."

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Miss Summers.

"Miss Summers."

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- Mr Travers. - Giles is telling us of your training regimen.

"- Mr Travers. - Giles is telling us of your training regimen."

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Perhaps you'll favour us with a demonstration while we're here.

"Perhaps you'll favour us with a demonstration while we're here."

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