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Clips from Dick (1999)

"Have a great day. Congratulations!"
Dick (1999)
"I don't have time to talk to her."
Dick (1999)
"-You're starting another war! -I don't have time to talk to her."
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"If you have a problem with Vietnam, talk to Johnson."
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"Do we bomb or not bomb? Let's get this done with today."
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"There they are."
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"I'm sorry!"
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"We're coming!"
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"Because of your thoughtlessness..."
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"...we have missed the field trip lunch at McDonald's..."
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"...which the students on the other buses are now enjoying."
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"...for a cold lunch..."
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"But we really did meet the President. I swear to God."
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"And he did ask us to be the official White House dog walkers."
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"Every lie is another brick..."
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"...in the pathway to hell."
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"Now you can get my room, like you always wanted."
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"I'm fine."
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"I was wondering what we'll do with his crappy bed, dresser and nightstand."
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"You think the President meant it when he said we could walk Checkers?"
Dick (1999)
"He's the President, Betsy. He always means what he says."
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"We should bake him cookies."
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"Let's make Hello Dollies. It's my mom's special recipe."
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"You've never seen a single picture or anything?"
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"No offense, but it's obvious you're being lied to."
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"The whole story is way too convenient."
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"Is the butter melting?"
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"Are you making those cookies?"
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"They're for the President."
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"Don't forget the walnuts, man."
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"Alive and famous. It makes perfect sense."
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"He was probably married..."
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"...your dad could be watching you now, his heart breaking..."
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"...because he can't reach out to the only person that matters to him:"
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"What if you fall in love and are about to marry..."
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"...and you find out your fiancÈ's dad is your dad too..."
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"...and that you're brother and sister!"
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"We're here to play with Checkers. The President knows about it."
Dick (1999)
"You're not on the appointment list. Please step back."
Dick (1999)
"You are a meanie!"
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"I'm cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!"
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"I can't believe I ate that whole thing."
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"You ate it, Ralph."
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"Too much information's coming in. I have to maintain."
Dick (1999)
"We need to create new drugs."
Dick (1999)
"Have you guys been eating those cookies?"
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"We gave them to Mom and Dad to taste."
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"They ate all of them and started giggling and went upstairs."
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"Let's ask the President to stop the war."
Dick (1999)
"...but I'd be sad if he, you know...."
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"If you flirt with him..."
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"...then I can stand off to the side and do my special whistle."
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"Make sure photographers are outside the restaurant..."
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"We're here to walk Checkers and talk to Dick about the war!"
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"Well, I'm not "familiar" familiar. I know them."
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"We've had discussions about foreign policy and...."
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"I'll take responsibility."
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"...to take responsibility for anything."
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"You have to remember it took Charles de Gaulle..."
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"Not that I'm comparing myself to de Gaulle."
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"-Wars are extremely hard to stop. -You're right."
Dick (1999)
"Our President has the weight of the free world on his shoulders..."
Dick (1999)
"How are you?"
Dick (1999)
"The President will see you now."
Dick (1999)
"-...with the Nobel Committee. -Right."
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"...if these aren't the yummiest cookies I've ever had."
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"Thanks. It's a secret recipe."
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"Secret, eh?"
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"Anyway..."
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"...there doesn't seem to be any point to it."
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"Point to what?"
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"The war."
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"...we're fighting the Communists because Communism is immoral."
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"That's the whole point."
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"...nobody at our school's worried about Communism..."
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"He's maintaining?"
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"Good for him."
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"I think people would like you better if you stopped the war."
Dick (1999)
"Well, don't worry your pretty little heads. Okay?"
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"I think we know what we're doing."
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"I guess so."
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"Yeah, go ahead. Have a ball."
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"I'm feeling lightheaded."
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"These are scrumptious."
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"Again? They must never let him out."
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"I know. Would you look at all that shit?"
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"I think it was left."
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"Well, let's ask someone."
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"We're walking the dog, Checkers, and we sort of got lost."
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"And we're looking for the President's office..."
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"...because that's who we walk the dog for."
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"We're really sorry."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"-We brought your dog back. -We didn't know!"
Dick (1999)
"What in bejesus is going on?"
Dick (1999)
"All right, settle down."
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"They walked in on the shredding."
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"The President's dog doesn't poop. He "does his business.""
Dick (1999)
"I've got a way with young people. They trust me."
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"Why were they shredding all that paper?"
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"Papier-m‚chÈ is a hobby of mine."
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"Step right here, actually."
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"You know, today..."
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"...you ladies gave me some very, very good counsel in foreign affairs."
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"So in addition to being official dog walkers..."
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"...about anything that happens in the White House."
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"Do I have your word on that?"
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"Swear to God?"
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"-Promise. -Hope to die?"
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"Stick a needle in my eye!"
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"...it's the President. He's on national TV."
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"If he says the war is over, I think you can believe him."
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"They're pulling everybody out of Vietnam. The war's over."
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"I don't believe it."
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"She's bumming..."
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"...because her dreams of being an only child are dashed."
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"But Arlene and I are the ones who asked the President to stop the war."
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"We did it because we felt sorry for you."
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"Betsy Jobs, your turn to come on up and express yourself."
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"Current events."
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