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Clips from Dick (1999)

"-Bob, I said I'm sorry. -Don't ever--"
Dick (1999)
"You smell like cabbage."
Dick (1999)
"Dear Bobby:"
Dick (1999)
"I need you to concentrate."
Dick (1999)
"-Here's the number one reason-- -Wait."
Dick (1999)
"Arlene, I need to have time to review my letters."
Dick (1999)
"-We have a deadline, Betsy. -I know."
Dick (1999)
"Dear Bobby:"
Dick (1999)
"...Arlene Lorenzo..."
Dick (1999)
"-...in Tiger Beat magazine. -Hold on. Wait."
Dick (1999)
"B, B. Oh, my God, they're both together."
Dick (1999)
"But the main reason that I think you should pick me, Arlene Lorenzo..."
Dick (1999)
"...is because we're soul mates, Bobby."
Dick (1999)
"So what do we have so far?"
Dick (1999)
"What time is it?"
Dick (1999)
"The gemstone is glistening."
Dick (1999)
"She's finally asleep!"
Dick (1999)
"The deadline to enter the contest is midnight. We have to hurry."
Dick (1999)
"We have to mail this letter. Go..."
Dick (1999)
"...so I can win, or I swear I'll die."
Dick (1999)
"Don't squeeze the Charmin."
Dick (1999)
"-Hi, Dad. -Hi, Georgie."
Dick (1999)
"What did you do in the store today?"
Dick (1999)
"There I was, and these two ladies were squeezing the Charmin."
Dick (1999)
"You're a genius!"
Dick (1999)
"Oh, shit!"
Dick (1999)
"Max, call the cops. Looks like we got a break-in here."
Dick (1999)
"Because he cares about people, but also about nature and ecology."
Dick (1999)
"Hold it!"
Dick (1999)
"Get away from us!"
Dick (1999)
"By the time you're grown, you'll be living in the Soviet Union of America!"
Dick (1999)
"She's still out like a light."
Dick (1999)
"We have the suspects in custody!"
Dick (1999)
"It was a jewel heist."
Dick (1999)
"Betsy?"
Dick (1999)
"What are you two doing up at this hour?"
Dick (1999)
"... that one of the arrested was formerly an employee of the CIA."
Dick (1999)
"...about visiting the home of the President and the first family?"
Dick (1999)
"And after our tour, we're having lunch at McDonald's."
Dick (1999)
"I love McDonald's so much!"
Dick (1999)
"French fries! French fries!"
Dick (1999)
"He looks like he's wearing blush."
Dick (1999)
"That guy has T.P. stuck to his shoe."
Dick (1999)
"Hey, mister!"
Dick (1999)
"-Hey, you! -Shorty, turn around."
Dick (1999)
"Me too. But from where?"
Dick (1999)
"I don't know."
Dick (1999)
"...I'm not even here."
Dick (1999)
"He's way weirder than the corn-dog guy."
Dick (1999)
"And this isn't T.P."
Dick (1999)
"It's a piece of paper with names and amounts of money on it."
Dick (1999)
"" CREEP list"?"
Dick (1999)
"Souvenir."
Dick (1999)
"Jesus, Gordon, they're just little girls."
Dick (1999)
"I want to interrogate them."
Dick (1999)
"I think you've done enough, what with bumbling the burglary and all."
Dick (1999)
"Just pay off all your guys on that CREEP list."
Dick (1999)
"Don't worry about that. I've got that right here."
Dick (1999)
"G. Gordon Liddy isn't going to let down the President of the United States."
Dick (1999)
"Look at that b--"
Dick (1999)
"...do you think..."
Dick (1999)
"I don't think about him that much."
Dick (1999)
"...you don't think..."
Dick (1999)
"...unfriendly thoughts, do you?"
Dick (1999)
"So you would never want to do anything that might..."
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"...hurt..."
Dick (1999)
"Never. No."
Dick (1999)
"Because you see--"
Dick (1999)
"Excuse me, Mr. Haldeman."
Dick (1999)
"Excuse me, ladies."
Dick (1999)
"I can stop by the store on the way home."
Dick (1999)
"I'll tell you the problem. The dog doesn't like me."
Dick (1999)
"Mr. President, maybe you should show the dog more affection."
Dick (1999)
"Come on, boy."
Dick (1999)
"What'd I do to him? Nothing."
Dick (1999)
"You're supposed to love me, Checkers."
Dick (1999)
"Shouldn't you call him King Timahoe, sir?"
Dick (1999)
"No, I am not uptight."
Dick (1999)
"Mr. President, if I may."
Dick (1999)
"Look how cute you are. Come here."
Dick (1999)
"It's the President."
Dick (1999)
"I mean, all I asked for was a simple bugging, all right?"
Dick (1999)
"I don't know how many times we've done that."
Dick (1999)
"And here they go and screw it up."
Dick (1999)
"Hi, puppy. Nice puppy!"
Dick (1999)
"Nice puppy!"
Dick (1999)
"Have you paid them off yet?"
Dick (1999)
"Are you the President's dog trainer?"
Dick (1999)
"That one lives in the Watergate."
Dick (1999)
"They were there the night of the break-in."
Dick (1999)
"I love your ears. Look at the ears!"
Dick (1999)
"Sir, I've met yams with more going on upstairs than those two."
Dick (1999)
"...and what's her name, Tricia..."
Dick (1999)
"If it wasn't about makeup or Frankie Avalon, they didn't give a hoot."
Dick (1999)
"-You're the softest dog. -What should I do with them?"
Dick (1999)
"I'll take care of it."
Dick (1999)
"How're you doing, young ladies?"
Dick (1999)
"Call me Dick."
Dick (1999)
"Fifteen."
Dick (1999)
"We have an urgent communiquÈ from Anderson Air Force Base."
Dick (1999)
"What?"
Dick (1999)
"Excuse me, I wasn't informed that you are in the middle of...."
Dick (1999)
"What are you in the middle of?"
Dick (1999)
"One minute, Henry."
Dick (1999)
"Young ladies..."
Dick (1999)
"How would you two be interested in being..."
Dick (1999)
"...official White House dog walkers? What do you think?"
Dick (1999)
"Really?"
Dick (1999)
"Jesus!"
Dick (1999)
"Who are these little girls?"
Dick (1999)
"I don't know, but it doesn't look constitutional to me."
Dick (1999)
"-I'm so happy. -Thank you. I'm really excited!"
Dick (1999)
"Bottom line, Henry..."
Dick (1999)
"...is we bomb them or we don't, isn't it?"
Dick (1999)
"I wouldn't put it exactly in that--"
Dick (1999)
"I have something to say."
Dick (1999)
"War is not healthy for children and other living things."
Dick (1999)
"Henry, that's the voice of the youth of America."
Dick (1999)
"Henry, Jesus, let's not start that."
Dick (1999)
"Welcome on board. Hey, good to have you."
Dick (1999)
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