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Clips from Silicon Valley - Bachman's Earning's Over-Ride (S03E03)

"From Bloomberg West in San Francisco,"
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"I'm Emily Chang."
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"General Keith Alexander is here"
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"to tackle tech's role in counter-terrorism,"
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"but first, a quick glimpse with Richard Hendricks,"
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"founder and CEO"
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"of the hot new compression platform Pied Piper,"
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"and Erlich Bachman, Chief Visionary."
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"Oh, Emily Chang,"
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"it is just splendid to be here with you,"
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"at historical Pier Three, with a breathtaking view"
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"of the Embarcadero Center"
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"and the flag of San Francisco."
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"Now, Richard..."
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"Richard actually developed"
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"this technology in my incubator."
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"I am listed-- I was originally listed"
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"under the white pages as Erlich Blachman,"
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"uh, with an L, a typo that apparently couldn't be changed,"
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"and then Google indexed it, so I've been dealing with that."
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"Richard, Pied Piper has taken off like a rocket."
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"More than a hundred thousand installs"
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"in just ten days. Is that right?"
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"Uh... uh, yes."
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"Pretty amazing."
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"And you have a last-minute invite"
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"to the Vanity Fair Summit dinner tonight."
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"Quite an honor for such a young company."
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"Richard, maybe you can comment on this one?"
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"Yeah, we are the-- finally the-- the belles of the balls."
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"I mean, uh, ball."
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"Now, some people are calling you the next unicorn."
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"Have you guys thought about that?"
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"You could have a billion-dollar company."
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"Erlich, you could own five percent of a billion dollars."
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"Uh, ten, actually."
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"Richard, this is boring."
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"- Shit. - No, no, no."
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"He was-- he was an early investor."
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"Again, it's... Erlich Bachman."
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"If you Google that, it'll say, Did you mean Erlich Blachman?"
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"You can click on that link,"
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"it'll give you the correct results for Erlich Bachman."
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"Should we take some calls?"
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"We don't do that here."
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"I just know what I saw, Richard."
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"No, come on. Look, she's married, she just had another baby."
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"If you pushed a little harder, you could have scored right there on camera."
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"- You should get her phone number. - Shut up."
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"Oh. This is actually, uh, Jian-Yang pranking me."
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"I should take it."
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"Yes, of course I have frog's legs. Why do you ask?"
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"Are you serious? Have you honestly still not told him that you sold your shares?"
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"You can't keep lying to him like this."
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"It's not technically a lie."
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"My shares don't transfer to Raviga"
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"until the next board meeting."
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"Come on, it's been ten days."
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"I know, I know, but, you know, the TechCrunch thing"
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"came up and then there was the Reddit AMA"
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"and, you know, now this Bloomberg thing."
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"And besides, let's be honest, Richard shouldn't be in the public eye"
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"without me along to help. Did you see the skeeved-out look on Emily Chang's face?"
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"I thought she was going to walk off set."
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"Erlich, you're lying to him,"
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"and you made me a part of it, so now I'm lying to him, too."
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"The longer you wait, the worse this is gonna get."
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"- All right, fine, I'll tell him. - When?"
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"After the Vanity Fair thing tonight. I mean, did you see the guest list?"
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"Monica, throw me a bone here."
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"24 hours, then I'm telling him."
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"- Fine, I'll tell him. I'll tell Richard. - I'm serious."
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"- Tell me what? - I'm not joking--"
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"Um, it was, uh, Jian-Yang."
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"He said to tell you that Phillip McCrevis left word."
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"Oh, who's Fill-up My-- Oh."
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"♪"
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"Richard, we'd better get our asses in first fucking gear"
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"if we want to make it to this Verge photoshoot."
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"Oh, shit. That's today?"
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"Yes, I assumed that's why you're still"
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"- wearing your Bloomberg makeup. - No."
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"No, I was just-- I kind of like the way it--"
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"can we just push this to next week, please?"
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"They don't really do that."
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"Okay, well, can you go?"
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"Please? I just have a ton of work,"
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"and honestly I would be really happy"
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"if I never had to do any of this ever again"
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"and then you were just the face of the company."
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"You know what I mean? Oh, shit."
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"What-- what time is this Vanity Fair thing?"
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"It's tonight. I figure we're wheels up by 6:00,"
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"then we can check into the hotel, shit, shave and shit again."
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"- Get a cocktail. - What hotel?"
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"Eavesdropping. Well, if you must know,"
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"we got a suite at the Fairmont, and they're sending a car."
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"I think Richard deserves it. And then I figured tomorrow in the a.m.,"
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"we would sleep in and have a nice brunch."
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"I don't have time for a brunch. I have to be back here."
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"Come on, eggs benny, a little spinach tartar, you'll flirt with the waitress."
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"Killer. And, uh, we'll have a nice talk."
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"- Talk? What about? - You know, things, all sorts of themes."
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"So tomorrow, you, me, brunch"
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"and, uh, one word... frittata."
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"Hey, fellas, is it me or is it a bit chilly in here?"
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"What in God's name is that?"
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"What do you think it is? It's a jacket!"
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"Now, I only ordered one as a sample,"
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"but once I have your sizes, we can all have them."
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"Why would we all want them? One is already too many."
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"I don't mean in the house. I mean, like, in the world."
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"Now Gilfoyle, I have you at about a 40 long? Am I right?"
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"If my mother was naked and dead in the street,"
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"I would not cover her body with that jacket."
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"Gilf."
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"Jared, now that you're here,"
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"we need two new tables in the game room. Yeah?"
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"Okay. Well, maybe against the doors?"
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"Oh, hold on, there's more."
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