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Clips from NewsRadio - Friends (S02E02)

I guess in the heat of the moment,

"I guess in the heat of the moment,"

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Wham. Right on the lips. Just...

"Wham. Right on the lips. Just..."

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I feel like I'm in one of those Archie comic books.

"I feel like I'm in one of those Archie comic books."

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Yeah, yeah.

"Yeah, yeah."

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where it can't be very easy to be you, Matthew.

"where it can't be very easy to be you, Matthew."

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It is not easy, David. I'm telling you.

"It is not easy, David. I'm telling you."

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But between us three,

"But between us three,"

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There. Those are all finished.

"There. Those are all finished."

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Want me to take half of yours?

"Want me to take half of yours?"

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I really like that jacket. Where did you get it?

"I really like that jacket. Where did you get it?"

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I can't take you anymore, Sandi.

"I can't take you anymore, Sandi."

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or propositioned, or pleasured in some way.

"or propositioned, or pleasured in some way."

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Then, whatever it is,

"Then, whatever it is,"

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What charade?

"What charade?"

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It's the one where you do your hair like me,

"It's the one where you do your hair like me,"

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Like that!

"Like that!"

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Like what?

"Like what?"

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So I tried to be like you! So what?

"So I tried to be like you! So what?"

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And the harder I tried,

"And the harder I tried,"

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with the Peace Corps,

"with the Peace Corps,"

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Oh, Sandi, Beth, good. I'm glad I caught you.

"Oh, Sandi, Beth, good. I'm glad I caught you."

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I can't keep stringing you both along like this, you know?

"I can't keep stringing you both along like this, you know?"

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I've got a great idea. Listen up.

"I've got a great idea. Listen up."

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but I think Beth would be better for you.

"but I think Beth would be better for you."

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Beth, looks like it's your lucky day.

"Beth, looks like it's your lucky day."

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That's sweet. It's really sweet,

"That's sweet. It's really sweet,"

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and they're cheaper when you buy them in these funny-shape--

"and they're cheaper when you buy them in these funny-shape--"

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Hey, Matthew, come on. I'll get you a cup of coffee.

"Hey, Matthew, come on. I'll get you a cup of coffee."

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Matthew, we're really, really--

"Matthew, we're really, really--"

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If there's anything we could do.

"If there's anything we could do."

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I guess I could use a hug.

"I guess I could use a hug."

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Shredding a heart.

"Shredding a heart."

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Well, I hate to be a downer,

"Well, I hate to be a downer,"

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so if you could?

"so if you could?"

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wasn't it?

"wasn't it?"

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They really went for it in Uganda, though.

"They really went for it in Uganda, though."

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You told Beth and Sandi

"You told Beth and Sandi"

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That makes no sense at all!

"That makes no sense at all!"

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No. No. It does. You'd be surprised.

"No. No. It does. You'd be surprised."

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There's a lot of company policies

"There's a lot of company policies"

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that only apply to me.

"that only apply to me."

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Ah, well, um,

"Ah, well, um,"

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Come on, now. I was just kidding.

"Come on, now. I was just kidding."

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It's hi-larious.

"It's hi-larious."

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[♪]

"[♪]"

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Uh, excuse me, sir?

"Uh, excuse me, sir?"

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Yes.

"Yes."

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ID?

"ID?"

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I'm sorry. I left it upstairs

"I'm sorry. I left it upstairs"

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on my desk last night.

"on my desk last night."

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Aw, well, don't worry about that.

"Aw, well, don't worry about that."

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I'll call right up, have you cleared in a jiffy.

"I'll call right up, have you cleared in a jiffy."

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Well, I'm not sure I have a jiffy to spare,

"Well, I'm not sure I have a jiffy to spare,"

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Morning, Bill. Hey, baby.

"Morning, Bill. Hey, baby."

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Hey, darling, how you doing?

"Hey, darling, how you doing?"

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my desk is upstairs, where I work.

"my desk is upstairs, where I work."

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but the building policy is no ID, no entry.

"but the building policy is no ID, no entry."

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Do you know who I am? I'm Bill McNeal.

"Do you know who I am? I'm Bill McNeal."

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He really is. I can vouch for him.

"He really is. I can vouch for him."

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Thank you, Matthew,

"Thank you, Matthew,"

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my fellow co-worker at WNYX on the 14th floor.

"my fellow co-worker at WNYX on the 14th floor."

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Look, I don't care

"Look, I don't care"

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if you're the president of New York city.

"if you're the president of New York city."

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Lorenzo, Junior, what's up?

"Lorenzo, Junior, what's up?"

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lost my ID in some bar.

"lost my ID in some bar."

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No, no one wins in a situation like this, pal.

"No, no one wins in a situation like this, pal."

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You've broken my spirit.

"You've broken my spirit."

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What can I do but turn around and go home?

"What can I do but turn around and go home?"

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Hey.

"Hey."

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Excuse me.

"Excuse me."

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Need a quarter?

"Need a quarter?"

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I'll give you a quarter.

"I'll give you a quarter."

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I'm calling your superiors

"I'm calling your superiors"

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You think we should tell him

"You think we should tell him"

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No. I think he'll figure it out

"No. I think he'll figure it out"

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"[♪]"

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Where do you want them?

"Where do you want them?"

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Okay, great. Over here I have J, K, L,

"Okay, great. Over here I have J, K, L,"

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right over there.

"right over there."

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That's what the men from the bank said

"That's what the men from the bank said"

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Farm, boat. Same difference.

"Farm, boat. Same difference."

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Oh, we're re-filing old news stories

"Oh, we're re-filing old news stories"

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Dave discovered that the old station manager

"Dave discovered that the old station manager"

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had a rather unique filing system.

"had a rather unique filing system."

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What's unique?

"What's unique?"

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I'll tell you how it was filed.

"I'll tell you how it was filed."

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Okay. Taxicabs.

"Okay. Taxicabs."

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Uh, no, actually, bananas are under

"Uh, no, actually, bananas are under"

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Much, thank you very.

"Much, thank you very."

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I know this is a huge job--

"I know this is a huge job--"

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Oh, it's nothing, Dave.

"Oh, it's nothing, Dave."

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Oh, yippee, yippee.

"Oh, yippee, yippee."

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And no taking her apart to find out how she works.

"And no taking her apart to find out how she works."

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Hi, Mr. James.

"Hi, Mr. James."

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Okay, Bethie, you know the drill.

"Okay, Bethie, you know the drill."

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Any controversial documents you run across,

"Any controversial documents you run across,"

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Ba-da-bing, I'm right here with Mr. Shredder.

"Ba-da-bing, I'm right here with Mr. Shredder."

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"Brand new, you know, state-of-the-art model."

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If Nixon would have had this thing

"If Nixon would have had this thing"

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What's this?

"What's this?"

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filed under, "Central Park Zoo,

"filed under, "Central Park Zoo,"

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Not that one, but the other one."

"Not that one, but the other one.""

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Let's feed this baby.

"Let's feed this baby."

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Whoa, look at her go.

"Whoa, look at her go."

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Whoo.

"Whoo."

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That was fun.

"That was fun."

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You know, there's some sort of speed control

"You know, there's some sort of speed control"

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on here somewhere.

"on here somewhere."

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Hang on, hang on.

"Hang on, hang on."

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Here are the instructions for the shredder.

"Here are the instructions for the shredder."

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Talk about your mind-blowing irony.

"Talk about your mind-blowing irony."

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Uh, sir--

"Uh, sir--"

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Go, baby, go.

"Go, baby, go."

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Hey, what's going on?

"Hey, what's going on?"

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Mr. James dropped a muffin in the shredder.

"Mr. James dropped a muffin in the shredder."

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Okay, I'll get Joe up here with his tools right away.

"Okay, I'll get Joe up here with his tools right away."

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He just sent me in here to get some doughnuts

"He just sent me in here to get some doughnuts"

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and bagels, or...

"and bagels, or..."

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Excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Nelson?

"Excuse me, I'm looking for a Mr. Nelson?"

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Hey, I think your temp's here.

"Hey, I think your temp's here."

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