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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Louisween (S03E03)

"Okay, Reba, let's go."
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"Who is this Reba everyone keeps..."
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"We're losing trick-or-treat time."
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"Who are you?"
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"Who am I gonna be?"
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"Here, put these on."
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"Famous house guest Kato Kaelin."
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"Nobody knows who Kato Kaelin is."
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"Use that."
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"I knew I shouldn't have let you pick."
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"It's late. Let's just do "Jurassic Park.""
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"Fine! I'm going as Indiana Jones."
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"Are we early?"
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"Easy Erica's got a pool?"
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"Does she mind if I..."
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"Yeah. I ganked it from my dad's fridge in the garage."
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"I don't know how to use it, but it's there."
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"Come on, Nicole. Let's go to Erica's. I can't."
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"If we leave now, can we still make the Rickenbackers?"
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"We'd have to lightly jog."
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"Come on! Nicole always had our back"
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"when she was in middle school."
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"We can't just abandon her now."
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"Besides, we're a crew."
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"For real? You're just gonna bail?"
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"to some dumb freshman party?"
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""'Sure, a collapsed trachea is suspicious, '"
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"'but so is a knife to the brain.'""
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"I hit someone with my car!"
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"I think it might have been a kid. I don't know."
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"They weren't wearing reflective clothing."
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"I-I-I panicked, and I drove right back home."
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"Hair, clothes, skin?"
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"We got to make sure the car is clean."
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"Strip down, I will burn your clothes in the car port"
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"while you shower."
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"so you got to scrub your bellybutton, armpits, legpits,"
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"inside your eyelids... Everywhere."
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"- Okay, I get it... - Keys!"
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"I need your keys."
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"to cover up any dents this kid may have caused."
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"Better, I'll slam the brakes"
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"and let the car behind bump me into it"
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"so we don't have a knock on our insurance."
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"in case any flesh transferred to the bark."
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"Hello."
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"Mom, don't get mad, but I'm at the police station."
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"Eddie, what did you... Oh-kay."
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"Good Eddie impression. Bye."
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"Eddie's in jail."
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"I'm not supposed to take these"
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"Right, it was just a noise complaint."
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"Great."
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"So I was offering a zesty juice mix to 8th graders."
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"My party was a disaster."
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"Hey, Jessica, Louis."
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"Eddie's free to go, no need to be mad at him."
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"He's not in any trouble."
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"I'm not mad at him. I'm mad at this holiday."
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"I'm in the middle of a best seller."
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"This is the worst Halloween ever."
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"You didn't check to make sure the party was supervised."
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"He could have come home addicted to drugs or pregnant."
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"on the best night of the year."
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"This wouldn't have happened"
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"if you weren't so busy trying to scare me."
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"Yes, it is a superior holiday."
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"I didn't want to carry it in myself"
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"and get needles all over the floor."
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"Okay, fine!"
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"I wanted you there,"
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"Mm."
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"What's this all about?"
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"wanting everyone in the family to join in."
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"That's the Halloween spirit."
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"Barney?"
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"I just like trick-or-treating with you."
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"Trick-or-treat!"
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"You're supposed to give us something."
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"Oh."
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"What is this game you all play?"
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"but we come one measly day after Halloween,"
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"and it's like the whole thing never happened."
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"Rumors are flying."
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"People are saying there were like 100 kids there..."
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"Kegs, Goldschlager."
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"Supposedly the gold flakes cut your throat"
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"so the alcohol can get to your bloodstream quicker."
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"You are, too, unlike some people I know."
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"Brian cried, Trent lost his chair,"
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"Some bullies thought I was dressed like Basketball Simba."
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"and carried me around like this..."
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"Is Dave gonna be okay?"
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"He's fine."
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"Oh, come on. We want to hear it."
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"Let's go! Whoo!"
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"That's my pen name so we don't get crazies at the door."
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"Smart."
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"beneath the marbled-purple corpse."
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"Three feet away, a sensibly priced, blood-red pump"
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"extinguishes a Virginia Slim with a vigorous twist."
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"She pushes through the plastic police line,"
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"which, in this instance, is yellow."
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"'Why?' asks Chief Stephens,"
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"'To get the murder weapon, dummy, ' she yawns,"
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"pointing to a 9-inch Bowie knife stuck in a knobby oak tree."
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"She pops an orange Tic Tac in her mouth"
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"and brushes past Amber,"
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"dusting the rotting cadaver for prints."
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"'We got reports to fill out.'"
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"Jennifer spins back, 'I got three kids,"
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"a judgmental mother-in-law, and an emotional husband"
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"It's here."
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"kill-kill-kill-kill."
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"Gibson Drive."
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"I'm only gonna get free candy for another couple years."
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"There's a vending machine on campus"
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"My mom's out of town, and I'm throwing a party tonight."
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"Buckle up, gentlemen."
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"- Ooh. - No, thanks."
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