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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Louisween (S03E03)

"soft upbringing, and overall whiteness."
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"a brunette with electric green eyes"
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"'Hey, Hong, ' yells Stephens."
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"who likes to play games with the oven!"
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"I don't have time for reports.'"
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"Aaah!"
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"Happy Halloween!"
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"Brains!"
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"ah-ah-ah-ah..."
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"Louis!"
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"You're lucky I wasn't clutching my sleep knife."
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"S03E03 Louisween"
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"I am Pete Vampras."
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"Pete Sampras' undead doubles partner from Transylvania."
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"Ah, don't tell me."
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"Are you and Evan doing another paired costume?"
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"Yep, we sure are."
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"Where's your Barney the Dinosaur costume?"
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"We need to make sure you fit in the crate."
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"I fear we may have peaked too soon."
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"Well, whatever you decide will be great."
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"Just lock it down before 5:00."
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"there is an extra seat in the candy van again."
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"I could really use a co-pilot"
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"to help me work the maps and criticize lazy costumes."
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"Look, I even got you a simple, no-fuss costume."
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"It's not special like Christmas"
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"or when a new Denzel movie comes out."
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"I like how I look."
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"But you all enjoy. Have fun."
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"_"
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"Oh, California Raisin... nice. How'd I know?"
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"I heard it through the grapevine."
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"So, the rally point is Brian's house."
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"If anybody gets separated or ODs on peppermint patties..."
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"Once, that happened once!"
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"My sources say the Rickenbackers"
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"are giving out peanut-butter cups."
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"So? Lots of houses give out..."
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"- King size. - Proceed."
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"I say we hit the sorority houses at East Orlando State."
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"We ask for candy, then..."
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"I don't know. Something good."
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"I saw half of "Porky's" last night"
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"when Cinemax accidently de-scrambled."
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"Guys, focus! It's Halloween."
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"Hey, what's up? How you guys doing?"
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"Chill, chill. How's high school?"
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"that has Arizona Iced Tea."
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"I'm glad I ran into you."
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"Ah! It's Jewel!"
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"We'll listen to Jewel in the Jag!"
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"She doesn't look out of town."
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"Hope I see you guys tonight."
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"Yo, we just got invited to our first high-school party..."
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"as middle schoolers."
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"This is how "Porky's" started."
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"I say we stick to our candy plan."
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"The Rickenbackers!"
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"Dave, you make the call."
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"- I think we should... - Dave's right."
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"We only get to go to a high-school party"
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"as middle schoolers tonight."
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"and play a little switcheroo with the trick-or-treaters."
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"I put it on the counter. It was crowding my work space."
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"Are you writing our Christmas newsletter already?"
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"While you guys Halloween,"
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""A Case of a Knife to the Brain.""
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"I heard that Stephen King writes 10 pages a day,"
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"so I will write 20."
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"Trick-or-treat."
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"Uh... How'd you get that height?"
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"I've got a salad spinner up there."
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"Oh."
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"Jessica, you should stop by later."
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"I just whipped up a pitcher of my famous piña ghouladas."
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"Booze is what slowed down Stephen King."
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"Well, Louis, I'd invite you over for ghouladas,"
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"I guess not."
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"I'm Indiana Jones... Professor of archeology,"
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"You're supposed to be Short Round."
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"I'm tired of always being the sidekick."
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"Last year, you pushed me around on a dolly all night."
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"where I can feel the earth beneath my feet."
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"You pick our costumes."
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"Back up the fake spider it came from."
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"Nicole invited me to a party tonight,"
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"One... I really stepped up my tooth brushing game."
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"- A Halloween party. - You're not going."
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"Two... I haven't' sat on Evan in over..."
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"A party's a great way to celebrate Halloween."
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"Yes!"
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"This isn't scary. This is amateur hour."
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"That sounded like a challenge to me."
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"Only the gas of productivity."
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"Did it scare you?"
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"Are you in shock from what you just saw?"
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"No."
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"You don't think that's scary... Head in the oven?"
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"Sidney Deane!"
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"At least you're not dressed like a lady."
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"I'm not dressed like a lady. I'm dressed like Grandmama."
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"Larry Johnson's character from the sneaker ads."
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"Why do you have a chair?"
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"I'm Bobby Knight."
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"Guys, we're about to enter our first high-school party."
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"Let's do this."
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"Hey."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"Maybe. That turn you on?"
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"I need the name for a sexually promiscuous fingerprint analyst."
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"Amber."
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"So, I was reading the article, and it says that"
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"exactly 100 years ago tonight..."
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"Probably the old swamp house then."
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"That is not how you spell "trachea.""
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"I think there's some in the hall closet."
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"No, I'm confused."
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"I am not Reba. I am Anastasia Zinx from Poland!"
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"If not, that's a felony... Child abduction."
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