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Clips from Fresh Off the Boat - Louisween (S03E03)

"Ah, good morning."
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"What is this?"
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"I'm Dr. Alan Grant..."
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"Paleontologist/unlikely father figure from "Jurassic Park.""
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"Is that my gardening hat?"
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"Well, I love it."
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"We're trying to top last year's costume."
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"I want to be out trick-or-treating"
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"before my curls lose their bounce."
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"Speaking of which,"
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"Here we go again."
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"dressing up as somebody else just to get lollipops."
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"I like who I am."
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"Trent, what street is this year's gold mine?"
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"you know."
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"What happens then?"
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"I'm gonna get girls for the rest of my life."
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"How's 8th grade?"
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"Pretty much the bomb."
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"Hmm. Hmm."
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"You should come by."
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"Nicole, come on!"
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"You're dad's napping, so I'm taking the Jag."
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"That's two for candy, two for party."
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"Whatever we do, we do as a crew."
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"We're gonna get candy for the rest of our lives."
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"From now on, it's nothing but brassieres."
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"I want to place it next to the candy"
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"You have to at least mention Eddie this year."
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"I will have some free-time to work on my novel..."
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"Joan Jett... I love it."
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"but I know they're not a very manly drink."
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"Who are you supposed to be?"
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"expert on the occult, and obtainer of rare antiquities."
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"We can't both be Indiana Jones."
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"I just want one Halloween"
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"I didn't know you felt that way."
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"Tell you want, kid."
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"Where should I put this cobweb?"
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"and here are 17 reasons why you should let me go."
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"You got invited to a weener!"
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"- What?! - A ween-jam."
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"Of course you can go."
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"You know, I get that you don't care for all the costumes and candy,"
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"but how can you not like the scary stuff?"
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"Did that sound like a challenge to you?"
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"_"
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"This is where we get into the fun and games."
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"Sniffing] Do you smell gas?"
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"I'll check the hot-water heater."
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"Do you mind checking the kitchen?"
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"No, a real head wouldn't sever that cleanly."
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"But, you know, not as diverse."
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"Wesley Snipes from "White Men Can't Jump.""
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"The short-tempered basketball coach."
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"Come on!"
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"Aren't you tampons still in 8th grade?"
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"Right, on the very property"
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"That's why it smells like eggs when the wind blows south."
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"Did you get her parents' permission?"
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"Evan, choose the costumes already."
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"I'm Los Angeles County Superior Court Justice Lance Ito."
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"Then give me back Deidre's wig."
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"So, where is everybody?"
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"Everyone's at this 10th grader's party."
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"I also found this bag of pipe tobacco."
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"Yeah. All right, bitches."
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"You guys can't leave."
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"We stick together."
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"I've been in high school for a month."
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"Why did I think anyone would come"
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"Lucky for us, I've seen a ton of music videos."
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"Gold."
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"Are there any pieces stuck in the grill?"
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"Shoes stuck in the wheel well."
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"Impact blood travels,"
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"We never speak of this again."
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"I give up! You're un-scarable!"
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"No, don't han..."
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"Who was that?"
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"Okay, now let me do a goofy one!"
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"Sorry. Last one, dude."
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"unless I'm actually booking someone."
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"It's okay."
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"Officer Bryson said I'm not in trouble, right?"
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"I had to bring you in because there wasn't any adult supervision."
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"Zesty, but non-alcoholic."
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"Oh, what are you reading?"
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"Can't believe we missed trick-or-treating."
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"You know how you love Christmas?"
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"I didn't want to put it on top of the car myself."
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"I don't want to pay the guy $5 to tie it down with twine."
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"Another reason you wanted me there."
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"All reasons you wanted me there."
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"Christmas is something you share with your family."
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"Well, that's how I feel about Halloween."
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"But I understand"
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"I am a cat now."
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"Short Round?"
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"I don't care if I'm the sidekick."
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"Me neither. I just want to be a team again."
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"Trick-or-treat!"
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"Sorry, but Halloween was last month."
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"You leave up your Christmas lights till forever,"
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"Everyone's talking about how the cops busted it up."
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"Tight."
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"If it makes you feel better,"
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"He's grounded."
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"They lifted me up by my waist"
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"I'm just gonna let him sweat for a little bit."
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"Seriously, are we cool, man?!"
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"What if you don't like it?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, it'll be good."
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"Okay, I'll read the first chapter."
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"It's 60 pages long, but I don't see any cuts."
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""It was just another body on just another Tuesday."
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"This is Jennifer Hong, smart as she is beautiful."
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"never one for red tape,"
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"'I'm gonna need a step stool.'"
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"his incuriosity born from a looming pension,"
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