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Clips from Animal House (1978)

"Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond."
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"- Pork? - Gonna hump her brains out, aren't ya?"
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"Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience."
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"Downstairs, pissed off about something."
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"She thinks you're an immature jerk, huh?"
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"Yeah. I don't take anything seriously."
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"She'll take this seriously. Try it."
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"There happen to be 50 people downstairs waiting to get into this fraternity."
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"Hey. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you."
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"Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you."
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"Hi. That was Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. He was damn glad to meet you."
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"Oh, Larry! Good. I see you've met D-Day."
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"?? [Croaking William Tell Overture]"
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"Nice to meet you. Nice tie."
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"Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice."
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"You boys having a good time, I hope? Excuse me one second."
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"Did your mother buy that for you? Yeah."
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"Kent here's a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59. Fred Dorfman?"
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"He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically."
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"Usually, unless the pledge in question turns out to be real closet case."
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"[Both] Like Fred. My brother."
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"Kent, come on over here. I like the tie. Great tie, don't you think?"
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"Katy!"
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"Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you."
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"Katy."
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"Home, Donald. We just got here."
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"No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour..."
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"Um, maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend."
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"Oh, fabulous. My car, filled with your beer buddies..."
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"going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet."
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"It's too depressing to think about."
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"No. Just gonna be you and me... and Otter and another girl."
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"[Laughs] Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?"
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"What do you mean? I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals, getting drunk every weekend."
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"?? [Humming Tango]"
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"Oh, Boon. I think I'm in love with a retard."
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"Gregg,"
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"what is the worst fraternity on this campus?"
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"Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet?"
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"Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?"
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"Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear."
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"Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp!"
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"and kick those punks off campus."
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"What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation."
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"Oh."
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"Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation."
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"Double secret probation, sir?"
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"There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution..."
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"You live next door."
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"Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?"
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"The time has come for someone to put his foot down..."
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"Yeah. [Man] We need the dues."
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"Good. Larry Kroger is now pledged to Delta Tau Chi. Next slide, D-Day."
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"- [Screaming] - [All Jeering]"
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"Just settle down. This is Kent Dorfman. He's a legacy from Harrisburg."
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"[All Jeering]"
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"Let's just think back to when you guys were freshmen, huh? Boon!"
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"You had a face like a pepperoni pizza, right?"
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"And Stork here. Everybody thought the Stork was brain damaged."
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"Well, let me tell you the story of another loser."
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"[Yelling]"
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"[Screaming]"
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"Uh, l... State your name."
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"[Pledges] I, state your name."
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"Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat."
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"Do your duty."
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"Uh, from now on, your name is Mothball."
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"Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto."
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"Why Pinto? [Belching] Why not?"
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"What's my Delta Tau Chi name?"
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"From now on, your name is Flounder."
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"Flounder?"
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"?? [Singing Drunkenly, Indistinct]"
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"? Louie, Louie ?"
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"? Oh, no I said we gotta go ?"
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"? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ?"
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"? Louie, Louie Oh, baby ?"
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"We now consecrate the bond of obedience."
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"Assume the position."
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"Thank you, sir! May I have another?"
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"ofJohn Milton's Paradise Lost?"
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"and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding..."
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"exactly what Milton was trying to say."
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"Certainly we know that he was trying..."
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"to describe the struggle between good and evil, right?"
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"Now was Milton trying to tell us..."
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"Okay."
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"probably as boring as you find Milton."
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"Mrs. Milton found him boring too."
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"He's a little bit long-winded."
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"- [Bell Ringing] - But that does not relieve you..."
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"I'm waiting for reports from some of you."
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"Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job."
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"Come on, Mandy, honey. You know I'd tell you."
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"Are you and Gregg doin' the dirty deed or not?"
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"Gregg doesn't believe in premarital intercourse."
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"Too bad. I think he's just dreamy."
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"And one, two, three, four."
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"And one, two, three, four."
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"And one, two, three, four."
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"And one, two..."
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"Company, halt!"
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"Dress that line, mister."
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"Mister, hold my mount."
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"You fat, disgusting slob."
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"You're a goddamn disgrace!"
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"A vicious mother, isn't he?"
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"Yeah. He can't do that to our pledges."
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"Only we can do that to our pledges."
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"Straighten that cap. And goddamn it, tuck up those pajamas."
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"Attention! Eyes front!"
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"What's that on your chest, mister?"
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"It's a pledge pin, sir. A pledge pin?"
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"On your uniform?"
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"Hooked it. Shit."
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"Just tell me, mister. What fraternity would pledge a..."
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"man like you?"
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"It's a Delta pin, sir."
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"Slice."
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"and without that pledge pin!"
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