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Clips from Preacher - South Will Rise Again (S01E01)

"- Jesse, what's going on? - What do you mean?"
Preacher
"Well, you were there. What'd it look like?"
Preacher
"I don't know what it looked like."
Preacher
"Preacher, powerful service the other day."
Preacher
"- We're all talkin' about it. - Thank you."
Preacher
"The people have spoken."
Preacher
"Well, I didn't know..."
Preacher
"but I guessed."
Preacher
"I bet him if he wasn't a Christian by the end of the service,"
Preacher
"Are you insane?!"
Preacher
"Besides, you said so yourself..."
Preacher
"I have a gift."
Preacher
"How could I lose?"
Preacher
"but we're ranking the gospels."
Preacher
"Some of us say Mark is the best by far."
Preacher
"Help us out and break the tie?"
Preacher
"Well, that's a little like asking me to choose my favorite ice cream."
Preacher
"[Laughter]"
Preacher
"Come. Sit with us."
Preacher
"Can we finish this later?"
Preacher
"This doesn't feel like you."
Preacher
"I think the gospel you like"
Preacher
"really depends on the mood you're in."
Preacher
"To me, you can't go wrong with John."
Preacher
"[Birds chirping]"
Preacher
"[Gulps]"
Preacher
"- Turn into a bat? - No."
Preacher
"Afraid of the cross?"
Preacher
"Sunshine. Oh, yeah. That's legit."
Preacher
"- You'd die? - The invention of sunscreen..."
Preacher
"that was a nice bonus."
Preacher
"Got to bundle up... sleeves, hat, shades, and that."
Preacher
"Otherwise, it's trouble."
Preacher
"You kill people?"
Preacher
"Not if they don't deserve it."
Preacher
"But you drink blood?"
Preacher
"Yeah. Helps me heal."
Preacher
"So, you never, like, crave human blood."
Preacher
"No."
Preacher
"Not really."
Preacher
"Hmm."
Preacher
"You can leave now."
Preacher
"[Door opens, closes]"
Preacher
"[Snoring]"
Preacher
"Uh, listen, before I go, a couple of things..."
Preacher
"One, I'm lookin' for some drugs,"
Preacher
"possibly something in the opiate family."
Preacher
"All right, question two..."
Preacher
"Don't know where there's a hardware store nearby,"
Preacher
"- do you... Any chance? - There's one just outta town."
Preacher
"Opposite the strip club."
Preacher
"I'll find that. Yeah."
Preacher
"As a bonus, there's an old feller passed out in the back."
Preacher
"[Chuckles]"
Preacher
"So, the other night, huh?"
Preacher
"Crazy, eh? It's quite the moment for..."
Preacher
"There was no moment."
Preacher
"- Well, you kissed me. - I thought you were dying."
Preacher
"but I do know that I'm too old to be playing games, so..."
Preacher
"[Laughs]"
Preacher
"I have. I've fallen hard."
Preacher
"- Really? - Yep."
Preacher
"What, the old feller passed out in the back?"
Preacher
"That's my uncle!"
Preacher
"Well, I'm just getting up to speed."
Preacher
"So, where's this boyfriend, then, eh?"
Preacher
"[Clatters]"
Preacher
"So, you and this boyfriend, you gonna get married..."
Preacher
"Is he coming home soon? I'd love to meet him."
Preacher
"He doesn't live here. I don't live here."
Preacher
"And I'm just waiting for this asshole to ditch his job"
Preacher
"I don't know."
Preacher
"God, you ask a lot of questions."
Preacher
"only you don't know when it's gonna be?"
Preacher
"Soon, okay?!"
Preacher
"When he gets sick of his stupid job,"
Preacher
"we're leaving town, and we're gonna go get someone."
Preacher
"Get who?"
Preacher
"This guy."
Preacher
"He screwed us."
Preacher
"We lost everything 'cause of him."
Preacher
"Took two years to track him down."
Preacher
"Alls that's left to do is go over there and get him,"
Preacher
"tie him to a table,"
Preacher
"cut his freakin' balls off,"
Preacher
"And your boyfriend said no to this?"
Preacher
"No, no, no. I'm not takin' the piss."
Preacher
"This feller, this Carlos, he took everything you ever had,"
Preacher
"he betrayed you,"
Preacher
"He's still here?"
Preacher
"I don't know."
Preacher
"Maybe this boyfriend isn't the man you thought he was."
Preacher
"[Electricity crackling, bell dings]"
Preacher
"It's moved into my chest."
Preacher
"One more day?"
Preacher
"Hon..."
Preacher
"The South will rise again."
Preacher
"All them years I was a knocker,"
Preacher
"watchin' those cows wind their way through the maze,"
Preacher
"turnin', turnin', marchin' into the kill floor."
Preacher
"But just at the last second, at the very last second,"
Preacher
"'fore they get the bolt and drop,"
Preacher
"'cause they know what's comin'"
Preacher
"and they're realizin'..."
Preacher
"all the don't wanna in the world is not gonna change this,"
Preacher
"'cause they're gonna."
Preacher
"[Sighs]"
Preacher
"Ugh."
Preacher
"Do you remember Russell in accounting,"
Preacher
"- always givin' me the eye? - [Sighs]"
Preacher
"If you don't get outta bed right this second,"
Preacher
"I'm gonna go in there, take him into a bathroom stall,"
Preacher
"[Telephone ringing]"
Preacher
"[Ringing continues]"
Preacher
"Hello. It's me."
Preacher
"The Hello is crucial, remember?"
Preacher
"Sets the tone. Again."
Preacher
"[Ringing continues]"
Preacher
"Hello. It's me... Fiore."
Preacher
"There was a slight..."
Preacher
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