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Clips from Seinfeld - The Package (S08E08)

"I'm so happy to see you both."
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"There's just some inconsistencies I'd like to straighten out."
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"- I'm clean, Newman, and you know it. - Clean? Hardly."
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"This doesn't look like a man..."
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"...who's happy with his stereo performance, now, does it?"
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"- Where did you get that? - That's one of mine."
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"Looks like you're breaking into it like an otter cracks open a clam."
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"I don't know about that, but there's an explanation."
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"Yes. It's called mail fraud."
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"How I've longed for this moment, Seinfeld."
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"The day when I would have the proof I needed..."
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"...to haul you out of your cushy lair..."
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"...and expose you to the light of justice as the monster that you are."
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"- A monster so vile- - Newman!"
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"There'll be a small fine."
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"Okay."
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"- Can we go now? - Not so fast, pretty boy."
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"There's more to this sordid little affair."
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"Oh, my God."
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"...in some ill-conceived mail-order pornography ring."
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"As does this one, found in the same disturbing packet."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I have a few questions of my own."
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"Hi. One of your mailmen-"
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"Oh, my God. George."
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"Well, Sheila, it's not what you think."
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"I put my trust in the wrong person."
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"He said the key word was tasteful."
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"The timeless art of seduction."
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"Oh, gee."
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"The dirt road really hurt my back."
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"Okay, please, everybody just stop complaining."
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"Smile. We're good patients."
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"- Oh, I'd love to. - Oh, just a second."
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"Yes."
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"Well, as a matter of fact, they're here right now."
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"And then the doctor writes more stuff down there..."
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"I don't know. It was weird."
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"He went to get some steak sauce. Why?"
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"So it wasn't a bomb?"
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"This looks good."
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"Leo, I don't care for your demeanor."
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"Jerry!"
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"- One chart coming up. - Okay."
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"Hi."
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"Jerry. Jerry."
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"Yeah. Okay."
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"I'm just going to get some ointment."
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"Will you excuse me a minute, Paloma?"
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